"Quick! quick! quick!" William's ears were as good as dead from the terrible screeching of Jared. "I'm trying goddammit." William greeted out harshly. "It's not my fault that your car's highest speed is 60 km/hour." He said, followed by a not so manly yelp as the turned sharply at the corner.716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zMuDYN5NL
"Hey! You take that back! You are hurting my baby's feelings!" Jared yelled at William, caressing the dashboard of his car affectionately.
William has a hunch that every word said by the blonde haired dork is accompanied by an exclamation mark. William sighed irritably as the flashing yellow and red lights continued hot on their heels.
"I told you. I told you it was a bad Idea. But no, Genius Jared thought that it would be a great idea to chase a freaking cat with a car." William said haughtily, hitting the break, causing the tires to screech on the road. Black tire marks left on the wake of the small Nissan.
"Hey! You agreed. I remember clearly what you said, 'Yeah, Jared. Let's do it. We will run the car over the cat multiple time. Just to make sure it is dead.' " Jared quoted William's word in an annoyingly high pitched voice.
"I don't talk like like that! And that darned cat ate pinkie!" William yelled aggressively. He has been doing it a lot - yelling I meant, who runs a car over random cat as hobbies? "Oh no one ever cared about pinkie. That goldfish was going to die one day from your dangerous farts anyway - take left." Jared reasoned.716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWs6OxcjgY8
"Fishes can't smell - Why do you want me to take left?" William complied anyway. "I know this city like my handsome face - Right." Jared said, his voice a little muffled as wind whipped on his face. His whole head out of the car window, giving the single police car the middle finger - very proudly I might add.
"Stop in the name of law. You delinquents! How dare you kill my snowball? I will avenge he-" The fat cop following the duo stopped short, choking on his doughnut. Jared sat back in the car looking calmly at a snickering William. "I wish he dies choking on that goddamn doughnut." Jared said.
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"I want that beef-man to die, choking on a brick - direction." William replied just as calmly. Jared nodded solemnly, his face a pensive of thoughtfulness. "Left and then right." He answered the not-question.
This thoughtful silence continued on. Well, if you ignored the screeching of tires. Looked over the rainbow of swears from the beef-man and neglected the horns blowing then it is a rather thoughtful silence.
"Stop you criminals! You have committed the biggest crime. MURDER! You cold blooded killers." Personally, the cop - beef-man - was abusing the poor mic. I wonder when the poor thing will die of excessive saliva.
Jared turned on the radio as the lyrics of Material Girl started to flow out of the speakers. William occasionally humming along the tunes.716Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdg4T6PzR4
Sometimes it amazes me how peaceful the world can be.
5 seconds later...
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At taking a look at tires, one would think that they were on diet.
At taking a look at the road, one would think someone is roaming in the city with a big ass eyeliner.
At taking a look at the occupants of the small Nissan, one would think that they are being persuaded by a cop.
Well...
"Can't this thing go any fast. I can't believe the cop - beef-man - called backup. He is acting like Mr Filch with Mrs. Norris." William hissed, rounding a dark alley - bless the small Nissan - as per Jared's hasty instructions. William turned the corner, only to come face to face with a...
A goddamn Dead End.
William slammed his foot on the breaks. Jared looked at William. William's eyes twitched. This is the end. We are Dead. Jared turned to look at the determined expression on William's face. Bye Bye Mum. Was the only thing Jared thought as the sirens got closer and William's foot slammed on the accelerator.
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The old brick wall came crashing down as the William crashed Jared's precious baby into the wall in question. The dust settled, Jared's Nissan spluttered, coughed and then gave up on life.
The two mighty survivors got out of the car. Jared dropped to his knees with a cry of agony. While William shook his head sympathetically.
"My baby... my - my precious baby. M-my m-m-my -" "Jared."
Jared's mourning stopped short as William whispered his name. Jared whipped his head around to glare at a very pale William. "What? Can't a guy mourn over his lov -" Jared gulped, looking at the pair of handcuffs dangling innocently at front of him.
Jared followed the beefy hand, looking up at the cop. Beef-Man.
Uh oh.
Beef-Man smirked despite his panting and red face, "I told you, I avenged snowball. Rest in Peace, kitty." A few tears fell down his squinting and watery eyes. But the smirk was still there. "Have fun in the prison, boys."
Jared looked at William and mouthed. "That darned Cat."
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Phew! I wrote all of it in one hour. Damn I'm tired. I knew many of the challengers were waiting to write that prompt. Honestly I loved writing this. Any way, here's the next prompt...
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It was like an addiction... No it was an addiction. A perfect addiction. An addiction no one could resist. Oh how amazing it feels. The feeling better then being on cloud nine. But...
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