個個好日唔搵我,一搵就ws叫我唔好理咁多嘢嘅古惑仔阿榮,竟然會住係巴兩星。佢話巴兩星人生理構造係d廢物會係體內自然分解,唔需要痾屎痾尿嘅,所以唔會有廁所,但佢係地球人,所以屋企有廁所。
攪掂晒d生理需要,自然要問佢點解會嚟咗巴兩星。佢話係移民嚟嘅,重對呢度讚不絕口,話係地球無可能過到呢d咁自在生活。
佢好似答得唔清唔楚咁,我再問佢點樣嚟,佢終於認係幫巴兩星人做嘢所得嘅獎勵。
聽到呢句我即刻扯晒火,我話你為咗嚟呢度攪到香港,攪到地球立立亂,你行古惑已經對個社會唔好,但都遠唔夠你依家咁仆街。
點知佢話番我笨柒,重反問番我地球場大龍鳳,地球人無份攪咩?重話好多嘢都係班電騙黨諗出嚟,佢哋想借助巴兩星人科技控制地球。講真就算無外星人攪局,地球人遲早都係攪到大亂㗎。
佢重話呢度d人唔會好似地球人咁,日日係度用各種方法殘害同類,細至一個家庭,一間公司,大至一個國家,鬥爭無日無之,巴兩星人更加唔會攪到自己居住嘅星球環境同氣候差晒,重唔識覺醒個隻。
地球人其實係宇宙間係相當低等,重成日拍科幻片話d外星人入侵地球,你估貪你地球香咩!
我重係覺得佢滿口歪理,佢話第二d星球唔吼地球,咁巴兩星呢?一樣嚟侵佔地球,點解釋呀?
道不同,我打咗個眼色俾Celia示意離去。
「喂!你哋走咗,無人照應你哋喎!」阿榮好輕佻咁講。
「大家唔啱咀形,無謂傾啦!」我準備起行。
「個次叫你唔好理咁多嘢你又唔聽,你估你真係咁把炮咩!識咗你咁耐唔通唔知你幾多斤兩!」佢好撚串。
「今時唔同往日啦!」
「你想話你依家好好打吖嗎!但係你連基本嘅警覺性都無,係人哋地方亂咁食嘢,見到部機有雞蛋仔就老豆姓乜都唔知,你重學人話救地球!」
「你講緊乜呀?」我開始有d不祥預感。
「你自己試下運唔運到功咪知我講乜囉!」
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