Evan walked into Roxy's room, catching Roxy messing with the bracelets he bought her. His arms crossed, a knowing smirk tugging at his lips as he leaned against the doorframe. "You’re still going through the stuff I got you? What, trying to figure out if I messed up, or just looking for more ammo to roast me with?"
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Roxy glanced up, holding up one of the bracelets. "These remind me of the ones you wore in that music video, like, five years ago. You know, the one where you were grinding on the cement stairs, acting like you were about to seduce a fruit salad. Didn't you whip a banana out of your pants?"
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Evan groaned, already regretting coming into her room. "Oh, come on, Roxy! That was an ironic masterpiece. You know how it is—you gotta make art memorable."
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"Memorable?” Roxy snorted. "Nothing says 'art' like humping stairs and pulling a banana out of your pants. I mean, did you really have to make it look like you were unzipping yourself just to get to it?"
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Evan smirked, clearly leaning into the joke now. "Hey, the director told me to commit, and I committed. Plus, you’re just jealous because I can deep-throat a banana better than you can."
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"Oh, I’m sure your old exes were just thrilled to watch you grind on stairs and assault innocent bananas,*" Roxy said with a smirk. "You must’ve been a real hit at parties."
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Evan chuckled, shaking his head. "You know, Roxy, you’ve got a big mouth for someone who’s still figuring out how to accessorize properly. Maybe I’ll buy you your own banana for practice."
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Roxy threw a bracelet at him, laughing. "Get out of my room before I call Cam to come and deal with your nonsense."
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Evan stood, holding up his hands in surrender but grinning all the same. "Alright, alright. I’ll leave you to your bracelets and your judgmental commentary. Just remember who’s paying for your sarcastic ass to have all this stuff."
As Roxy rummaged through the bags Evan had bought, her hand froze when she pulled out a pair of underwear that instantly caught her attention. Her face twisted into a mix of shock and disbelief. "EVAN?!" She nearly screamed. "Oh God, whale tail underwear?!"
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Evan poked his head into her room, a sly grin already forming. "Oh, you found those, huh?" he said casually, leaning against the doorframe like he hadn’t just dropped the most scandalous purchase in your lap.
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Roxy held them up for dramatic effect, the sheer fabric dangling from your fingertips. "Seriously?! These are thongs that show out of pants! What were you thinking?"
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Evan shrugged, clearly enjoying her reaction way too much. "What? I thought they were trendy! Isn’t this the kind of thing all the Y2K girls are into? Or was I supposed to get you the ones with rhinestones that spell out 'Juicy'?"
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Roxy rolled her eyes, trying to keep her tone sharp even as a smile tugged at her lips. "You’re unbelievable. I can’t decide if you’re clueless or secretly a fashion genius."
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"Why not both?" Evan quipped, smirking. "*Besides, don’t lie. I saw that little smile you tried to hide. You love 'em, don’t you?"
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Roxy huffed, crossing her arms but unable to keep the corners of her mouth from turning up. "Fine. Maybe I do."
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Evan’s grin widened as he pointed at her. "I knew it! See, this is why I’m the fun parent. I get the cool stuff while Cam’s out there buying sensible socks or whatever."
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"Oh yeah," Roxy teased, holding up the thong again. "because nothing screams 'responsible guardian' like whale tail underwear. Next, are you going to buy me bedazzled low-rise jeans too?"
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"Don’t tempt me," Evan said with a laugh.
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