Jesse "The Glitch" Jericho (Human - Unpredictable Aura Manipulation) zipped through Beacon's hallways, leaving a trail of glitter and bewildered students in his wake. He was currently impersonating a particularly flamboyant garden gnome, a choice he explained (directly to the audience, naturally) as "aesthetically pleasing and highly effective for avoiding Glynda Goodwitch." You see, Glynda had a *thing* about unauthorized shenanigans, and Jesse’s brand of shenanigans was… explosive. Literally. He’d accidentally summoned a miniature black hole during a particularly intense game of dodgeball last week. "Oops," he'd chirped, then vanished in a puff of sparkly smoke before the hole could consume the gymnasium. This time, he was aiming for the cafeteria – free pastries and a prime viewing spot for observing the chaos he inadvertently caused. He winked at the camera (or rather, the audience), a mischievous glint in his eye. "Don't worry, folks. This is going to be *legendary*." He then tripped over a stray broom, sending himself tumbling into a nearby janitorial closet.14Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zef46KL4u
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Inside the closet, Jesse found himself face-to-face with Penny Polendina (Android - Advanced Combat Capabilities). She was quietly polishing a highly-reflective dustpan. "Good afternoon, Jesse," Penny said, her voice calm and devoid of emotion. "I trust you are not causing any further disruptions to the academic environment?" Jesse, still dusted with glitter, burst into laughter. "Oh, Penny, darling! Disruptions? My dear girl, I *enhance* the academic environment! Think of it as…controlled chaos! A necessary catalyst for... creative... *growth*!" He gestured wildly, nearly knocking over a bucket of cleaning supplies. Suddenly, the closet doors swung open, revealing Glynda Goodwitch standing in the doorway, her expression a mixture of exasperation and grim determination. "Jericho," she sighed, her voice dangerously calm, "I believe we need to have a *conversation*."14Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RL9DFcjsv
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Jesse's eyes widened, the comedic mask slipping momentarily. He scrambled to his feet, only to trip over a stray mop and end up face-first in a pile of cleaning rags. "Well, *that* was unexpected!" he mumbled, before launching himself through a magically-appearing portal that seemed to lead to… another dimension entirely. A cartoonishly oversized banana peeled itself from the now empty space where Jesse had been. Glynda Goodwitch simply stared at the banana, and then, at the now-empty closet. She pinched the bridge of her nose. "This," she muttered, "is why I drink." The portal, by the way, was made by a slightly annoyed Ruby Rose who, having accidentally opened a rift to another dimension during her latest training session, now had to sort out yet another one of Jesse's "controlled chaos" incidents. The audience could only laugh; after all, this was only the beginning of Jesse's incredibly chaotic, fourth-wall-breaking adventures at Beacon Academy.14Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs11OkKdJpd
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