「你喝了一、整、杯、糖!」小平這樣尖叫到。用著一種「你確定?!你會胖死一定會得糖尿病這世界居然有人類會點一杯300元的拿鐵卻加這麼多糖你是螞蟻嗎?」的表情看著我。481Please respect copyright.PENANAPOnuiJ2qSx
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而事實上,我本來是打算再加糖漿的,但我怕在我得糖尿病之前,她會先心臟病發作離開我。481Please respect copyright.PENANASHQt3Jf1DV
想到這個畫面,我覺得還是把藏在口袋裡的糖漿收好,最好和其它進入我口袋的玩意兒一樣一待待個一星期,好讓我下次看到它可以再次回憶這件事。481Please respect copyright.PENANA7SaiTknEeq
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「這一杯苦的跟什麼一樣,不加糖我可喝不下去,300元自討"苦"吃我可不幹。」我永遠無法理解那些花大錢讓自己受苦的人的心情。什麼吃到飽就要吃回本,我還不如去買個十幾碗魯肉飯,上面還可以灑一堆花生。481Please respect copyright.PENANAJRMAsgZYNQ
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說著說著,我又想到一些事想講:「妳會這麼驚訝是因為妳看到我加了糖,把妳那杯水果茶拿去化驗,搞不好胖成豬的是妳呢!」481Please respect copyright.PENANAgfC8ikvch8
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事實上就是如此。我雙手交叉在胸口,用死魚般的眼神盯著她的肚子,老實說她不算胖,但最近實在是豐滿不少……。481Please respect copyright.PENANAAJ9NeZJ7tw
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「你……你!」她的語氣微帶顫抖,神情慌張,似乎對於我注意到這件事非常驚訝。481Please respect copyright.PENANANtGABOuv1W
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「妳說過的,要我用心一點,所以我不僅記下了妳的生日、交往紀念日、電話號碼……」雖然有點小欺負的成份在,但不是我在自誇,為了能夠隨時應付她突如奇來的任何問題,我下了不少工夫。481Please respect copyright.PENANAM1Ub1wPnAh
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水瓶座的她,是個想法跳躍,連我都自嘆不如的神奇小孩子。481Please respect copyright.PENANAndFfbLAwyq
我們交往一年吵過五次架,前三次我都一頭霧水,她總能在平靜的日常的生活中神來一筆:「你之前是不是和我說過巴拉巴拉?」481Please respect copyright.PENANAB6cCgVxUXa
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「這句話……我真的有說過嗎?」只要這樣說,我就得被她罵上個幾天。481Please respect copyright.PENANAs7tdovCOVX
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第四次我想起來了。她問我:「你之前是不是說過我很無害?」481Please respect copyright.PENANAs1SDkltpgP
這句話,是在離當時五個月之前的某一天,我們吃著牛肉麵時說的話。481Please respect copyright.PENANAzD0lcd86iy
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誰、會、記、得!481Please respect copyright.PENANAlWFPfZ7Q4z
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重點是,我是看著她吃飯時的臉講出來的,因為她為了一小口麵要吹個三十秒的樣子太可愛了。481Please respect copyright.PENANA2IAiBypoj5
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她在五個月後看完神力女超人後想起來這句話,我肯定她不記得我是什麼氣氛下說的,只是那一句話在看完電影的當下,對她來說是在貶低她。481Please respect copyright.PENANA4XSHpfiqFc
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為此,我刻苦銘心,天天努力向上。我敢拍胸保證,她的87%已經在我的手掌心之中了。481Please respect copyright.PENANAX0xh4ESoiO
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然而……481Please respect copyright.PENANAe2kHpS4aBB
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「小禾,妳可不可以從今天開始,認真的把我忘了?」豬的話題讓她停頓十秒後的現在,她語氣平淡,不……我聽的出來,這是她又有想法、而我絕對摻透不了的話語。481Please respect copyright.PENANAJtJHUzQGCy
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「妳說什麼?」正確是:妳TM到底在講三小?481Please respect copyright.PENANANqMIuGP94U
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「小禾我以為上帝不存在,世界總不公平。但在看到你的眼睛這麼的銳利,耳朵卻壞了之後,我覺得該考慮讀個聖經看看。」481Please respect copyright.PENANAnZ69u3rR3F
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冷氣的風很涼,而且是往我頭上吹過,雖然不全然是因為這關係,但我想換個位置,現在的我怎麼也不該坐在這間咖啡廳、坐在她的對面。481Please respect copyright.PENANAo6NWMQSdi8
我用力揉著我的太陽穴。奇怪會痛耶,這不是夢嗎?不對,要是她丟出來一個正常問題,也許到時才是個夢。481Please respect copyright.PENANAyUPOr1DRFp
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小平盯著我的臉,我知道若我不說句話,這個咖啡廳的溫度絕對會讓人想唱首Let it go。雖然註定我是Go不了。481Please respect copyright.PENANArwakxNxbs6
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「為什麼?」我問。已經不驚訝了,交往這麼久怎還能被嚇到。481Please respect copyright.PENANA6hFqXazHOE
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對於我的問題,她深鎖眉頭、若有所思。481Please respect copyright.PENANAjcNIRK80IK
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我再喝一口拿鐵,這杯拿鐵和我吃過的苦比起來,哼!不禁想落下兩條眼淚。481Please respect copyright.PENANAoyTCkCmxJl
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「因為深深相愛的兩人忘記對方,不是個非常令人難過的故事嗎?」不不不,妳說的話已經夠令我難過了。481Please respect copyright.PENANAbqAkvFtl5h
「但我不想忘記小禾,所以這個偉大的壯舉就交給妳了!」481Please respect copyright.PENANAdnRJ2YGQmm
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事情就是這樣,我不記得後來怎麼離開那間咖啡廳的,連我怎麼回家都不知道。481Please respect copyright.PENANAljrBa4emHd
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只記得我上雅虎奇摩知識加問了這個問題,嗯……我估計被甩了。481Please respect copyright.PENANA8Cmy4wFIGW
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真的……被甩了嗎?481Please respect copyright.PENANAX2hsFRUcCP
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