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「ha…halo，我叫Kevin。」我生硬地擺動著右手。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTp6PwNCt1b
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四個月前，我還是隻中學牛，取得文憑試成績後，不出意外地只能報讀high dip或者asso，思前想後還是報了某院校的asso課程。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfkDgt185fF
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十八歲這血氣方剛、性慾高漲的年紀，適逢悠長假期，不甘寂寞的小處男糊塗之下，初試交友app，結果當然是，潘金蓮私通西門慶，一發不可收拾。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuSJaK15eC
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由最初隔著螢幕打字對話都會面紅耳熱的我，到成為戲院裡「漆黑中的挖掘機」，全靠的是那不老實的巨龍，如果學英文能有如此動力，又何故要讀受盡非議的副學士。Tiffany是我在這個假期約出來的最後一個女生，因為明天就是開學禮了。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiuqJNPszq
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尷尬的破冰遊戲落幕後，我被分到一個十多人的小組，由師兄師姐帶領參觀和介紹校園設施。走到圖書館，一行人在門口旁等候去廁所的人歸隊，我和周遭的其他幾人開始互相自介。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4CkzGtQib
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「喂Kevin呀，你有冇米九呀？高我成半個頭喎！」聞聲而來健碩的米七師兄搭著我問。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQKu25B1ZL
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「差唔多啦，哈哈。」我尷尬地發出笑聲。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qvuVIHiQT
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「食咩大㗎你？唔係唔過兩招黎呀？」71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4WCJsUG7t
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「冇呀，咪又係果啲…都冇咩特別……」面對師兄炒熱氣氛的對話方式，不善交際的我不禁冷汗直冒。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVuy9X4jDw
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單獨面對女人，我能應付，單獨面對發情的女人，我很擅長。不過要我面對一群半生不熟的男女，我只想化作滴落沙灘的雨點，快點蒸發掉。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDCJ1OR4B3
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「Crystal你呢？平時鍾意做啲咩呀？」師兄識趣地把話題從我身上移走。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZFBRVYvs4
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氣氛迅速且及時地又熱絡起來，三言兩語間，笑聲不斷。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizPEtzXKFy
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大學校園初報道，所有事物都尤為新鮮，眼前大家說話都一副從容不迫，饒有社交技巧的模樣，除了對答比表情更為生硬的我和那個一直走在最後、一路過來都沉默寡言的女生。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3eRAJLUSU
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期間有人問她名字，她簡短回答後又默默淡出對話。雖然存在感很低，但我卻能很快從人群中把她的輪廓勾出，不是因為她長得漂亮或身材出眾，純粹同類相吸。71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeXeJKmmry
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走馬觀花式參觀完圖書館，又跟著大隊前往下一個地點，聽說是要到office參見各位教授們。大概是還沒正式開學的緣故，校園的人流不多，我放慢腳步與她並行，故作輕鬆地打開話題：71Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ltXJodiY4
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