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準確来説,我是眾多死神之中,業績最低,最没用、最不被看好的ㄧ個。8964 copyright protection394PENANAbGimen0Gmi 維尼
而這歸根究底都是因為,8964 copyright protection394PENANAhweSJtrxnw 維尼
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「統領大人,不知召見屬下,所為何事?」8964 copyright protection394PENANAFgIfwf4FKh 維尼
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其實我是在明知故問,這其實已經是死神統領第一百五十次召見我了,8964 copyright protection394PENANAxYXHthPDXJ 維尼
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「......你是在問我嗎?死神编號44824,要不是你每個月的業績都創新低,我用得着召見你嗎?」8964 copyright protection394PENANAo3ODV0CMXN 維尼
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統領當初只是生氣地斥責我,到後來,徹徹底底的厭煩我。8964 copyright protection394PENANAeYDJAdYWgO 維尼
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這句話,我也已經重復了整整ㄧ百五十次。8964 copyright protection394PENANAvCzLVT49fv 維尼
「改善?你確定你有改善?8964 copyright protection394PENANA3h1faYSk6v 維尼
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上上個月命你去取ㄧ隻病重老狗的靈魂,失敗。8964 copyright protection394PENANAl2tymp5VWG 維尼
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上個月命你去取ㄧ隻寵物龜的靈魂,失败。8964 copyright protection394PENANAyJkKD1dhfZ 維尼
到今個月命你去收取ㄧ隻因為貪吃而慘被捕鼠器夹住的小老鼠,你还是失敗!說吧,你是想把我氣死是不是?亅統領憤怒地說。8964 copyright protection394PENANAKW27EN7vwA 維尼
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而我也只能默默地提醒着他:「統領,其實……我們早就死了,您不會被氣死的……」8964 copyright protection394PENANACa6d4nFjjt 維尼
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「你給我閉嘴!我看你就是想把我氣活!」糟了,統領怎麼更生氣了?8964 copyright protection394PENANAAdodkLNJy2 維尼
不過……「能活過來,不是一件好事嗎?」我問道。8964 copyright protection394PENANAMhCLDe7etq 維尼
「你……!你!」8964 copyright protection394PENANAeEvNUewzE3 維尼
看吧,我說中了吧~8964 copyright protection394PENANAzqj1O697DL 維尼
「死神編號44824!」8964 copyright protection394PENANAk5Eq8BBkg8 維尼
「44824在!」8964 copyright protection394PENANAxbdxR0QUkd 維尼
又要發任務了嗎?我還以為要被炒魷魚了,唉,白高興了。8964 copyright protection394PENANAssiQJSX2uH 維尼
「我给你最後一次機會。」統領把—個白色文件夹扔給我。8964 copyright protection394PENANAccH6yj4YsP 維尼
白色文件夹裏寫有將死之靈的生平往事和有關資料,我們稱之為[亡靈冊],死神就是靠這玩意找到亡者,取其魂魄。8964 copyright protection394PENANAKqtKZRToHP 維尼
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「給我听好了,死神44824!我給你十天時間,把這女孩的魂魄收取並且交給我。這是我最後的仁慈……如若你還是失敗,你知道的,這將會是你最後的任務……先别那麼開心,我們這儿可不是人間,你今次再失敗,可不是被炒魷魚,而是……灰飛煙滅。」8964 copyright protection394PENANAs6TNayzYfK 維尼
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唉,統領一定是死得太久了,威脅的手段如此的老套……8964 copyright protection394PENANAansa6Gzwhd 維尼
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但就是這樣,我們才怕呀!8964 copyright protection394PENANAreqK97zuRF 維尼
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「是……但……這會不會太高難度了,我連老鼠都搞不定,還……人類?而且……還是女孩……听說人間的女人都特別難搞定……」我戰戰兢兢地說。8964 copyright protection394PENANA1aUP7dHavt 維尼
只見統領露出死亡微笑,憑手就變出一團藍色的鬼火,然後陰森森地對我說:「覺得太難的話,可以直接選擇灰飛煙滅的。」8964 copyright protection394PENANAJyoKmlSnBc 維尼
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「不用了!我這就去!先把鬼火熄滅了吧……玩火很危險。」8964 copyright protection394PENANAW6AyssIsUV 維尼
嗚嗚嗚,這不是强神所難嘛!8964 copyright protection394PENANALHizLvoKc4 維尼
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