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艾尾潦潦 艾尾潦潦
Jun 30, 2022 394 2 Mins Read
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No Plagiarism!VhrjMmFhziwID1tCOw9gposted on PＥNAＮＡ

我是ㄧ名死神,

準確来説,我是眾多死神之中,業績最低,最没用、最不被看好的ㄧ個。

而這歸根究底都是因為,

我心太軟!

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「統領大人,不知召見屬下,所為何事?」

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其實我是在明知故問,這其實已經是死神統領第一百五十次召見我了,

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「......你是在問我嗎?死神编號44824,要不是你每個月的業績都創新低,我用得着召見你嗎?」

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統領當初只是生氣地斥責我,到後來,徹徹底底的厭煩我。

 

「對不起......我會改善的。」

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這句話,我也已經重復了整整ㄧ百五十次。

「改善?你確定你有改善?

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上上個月命你去取ㄧ隻病重老狗的靈魂,失敗。

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上個月命你去取ㄧ隻寵物龜的靈魂,失败。

到今個月命你去收取ㄧ隻因為貪吃而慘被捕鼠器夹住的小老鼠,你还是失敗！說吧，你是想把我氣死是不是？亅統領憤怒地說。

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而我也只能默默地提醒着他：「統領，其實……我們早就死了，您不會被氣死的……」

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「你給我閉嘴！我看你就是想把我氣活！」糟了，統領怎麼更生氣了？

不過……「能活過來，不是一件好事嗎？」我問道。

「你……！你！」

看吧，我說中了吧~

「死神編號４４８２４！」

「４４８２４在！」

又要發任務了嗎？我還以為要被炒魷魚了，唉，白高興了。

「我给你最後一次機會。」統領把—個白色文件夹扔給我。

白色文件夹裏寫有將死之靈的生平往事和有關資料，我們稱之為[亡靈冊]，死神就是靠這玩意找到亡者，取其魂魄。

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「給我听好了，死神４４８２４！我給你十天時間，把這女孩的魂魄收取並且交給我。這是我最後的仁慈……如若你還是失敗，你知道的，這將會是你最後的任務……先别那麼開心，我們這儿可不是人間，你今次再失敗，可不是被炒魷魚，而是……灰飛煙滅。」

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唉，統領一定是死得太久了，威脅的手段如此的老套……

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但就是這樣，我們才怕呀！

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「是……但……這會不會太高難度了，我連老鼠都搞不定，還……人類？而且……還是女孩……听說人間的女人都特別難搞定……」我戰戰兢兢地說。

只見統領露出死亡微笑，憑手就變出一團藍色的鬼火，然後陰森森地對我說：「覺得太難的話，可以直接選擇灰飛煙滅的。」

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「不用了！我這就去！先把鬼火熄滅了吧……玩火很危險。」

嗚嗚嗚，這不是强神所難嘛！

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未完待續……

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