Dear Diary,
My day started of horrible as my humans device woke me up from my lovely slumber were I dreamed of all the Dreamy treats I could eat. It was so cozy as my human was cuddling me while I got my beauty sleep. I need to find a way of destroying that device.
Then after she got out of bed and disturbed me, she then put on thoes weird things on her body, I often hear her say there "clothes".
Why don't they have fur like us?
She then was very noisy getting ready for what she calls "work", she always says it's so she can buy my food. I dont know what that means. I just know she goes out some times with empty bags and comes back with my delious food and treats!
I tend to just take alot of naps and annoy my other human for fuss and loves, then sleep for most of the day. But when I don't nap I like to meow for no reason or because my water isn't fresh every five minutes.
I have to try pass the time for my human to come home, so we can have cuddles in bed and tummy rubs which are my faviourt!!
I also like to run round after nothing every couple of hours just to help time pass, I also like to attack the walls to see if I can climb them. Sadly I can't not sure why though. But I do keep trying, maybe one day I will.
There is also a nosy pigeon looking thing as well that's kept down stairs, they say it's called "Fred" and he's ment to be a "african grey". He always steals my food which annoys me and I'm scared as he has a beak and very noisy too.
He also loves to chase me around the house, he often gets jealous of mine and mummy cuddles.
But my human / mum always tell him off and picks me up, always calling an her baby.
Well that will be all for today till next time.
The king kitty of the household.
ns 15.158.61.5da2
