The Eleventh Doctor once said, “Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!”
So you can imagine my surprise when I, upon doing so, wound up as a 19-year-old broke college drop-out trying to make a living in the middle of New York City. Don’t get me wrong—I still watch Doctor Who. And about a million other shows. I’ve just learned since then notto take the advice of a 900-year-old time traveler who’s never gone to university.