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今朝唔小心食左支原子筆

當仁不讓

Jul 28, 2015

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是咁的, 講起就火滾595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4V48Wx7XSa

今朝遲左起身, 足足遲左半粒鍾

起身望到個鍾個下真係想射波算數

諗諗下前日先請左個假去見工, 算!照番!

牙都冇時間刷, GEL左個頭就出左門

落到樓個保安呀姐唔知做乜眼金金望住我

我趕到咩咁冇理佢, 妖左一聲就衝去MTR

行到車站個肚餓到古古聲

冇時間買飽食, 偷偷地拎側邊條友個個黎咬

點知佢望到, 呆左啤住我595Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbaADjJLaBa

我問佢仲要唔要, 佢又唔答

咁緊係食埋佢啦

好啦, 逼到上車啦

前面個呀姐拎左一大堆報紙

濕既頂! 嬲到我叫佢落車

佢又肯喎

我覺得冇理由咁順灘既

就跟左落車啦

跟左陣佢去回收場賣哂D報紙

車, 原來都運吉既

佢話宜家有錢係手請我食早餐

我望下隻錶, 下午茶都就完啦喎大佬

不過盛情難卻, 同佢去左半島食BUFFET

大家開始傾下閒計

講講下佢問我番乜工

一言驚醒夢中人!

係喎! 要番工!

佢拉住我唔俾我走

話食埋先

唉, 咁我真係炒得

佢又問我番乜工

我唔知點答, 我都唔知架

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