My name is Crystal, but you can call me Kris.
I know all those ‘girly girls’ would die for a name like crystal as they would for mainstream Korean boy bands, but I hate my name.
The only thing I like about it is that crystals are special, like me.
I’m different. I’ve always been different. Whilst other girls caked on makeup and did their hair, I put on just lipgloss and put my hair in a ponytail.
I can’t stand those girly girls. I cant stand girls in general. I only talk to guys, they’re just more interesting, and way less rude and fake.
Another thing I hate about girls is how much they dress up and wear makeup for attention. I don’t even have to try, and I’m swarmed with guys.
I don’t try in school either, but I still get As in everything. I’m a child prodigy. Especially in art. I can paint artwork better then that goofy eyebrowless Moana Lisa or whatever.
My favourite colour is black, and I only listen to alternative music like Nirvana and Billie Eilish, but you won’t have heard of them, you mainstream pig.
I have a huge secret that I can’t tell anyone, but I’m going to tell you for no reason whatsoever.
I’m actually a vampire, and my sister is Wednesday Addams! But please don’t tell anyone, or else..people will attack me, or arrest me, or…notice me!
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I have 284 mental disorders that add to my pizzazz, so that’s why I hate people. And the colour pink.
So yeah, I’m Kris. Nice to meet you. Unless you’re a girl, in that case…
‘HISSES DEMONICALLY’
’AAĀAAÆAÆEEĒĘEeE’
(If you couldn’t tell, this is satire about annoyingly ‘different’ main characters in stories and fanfics. Hope you enjoyed it lol)
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