So as you can guess my life has been one issue after another. I feel it has been so much non stop obstacles that sooner than later it's got to stop. So Im now two months from being 49, i have lost everything several times and really don't want to even work on reestablishing myself due to Its not me that causes my loss. So if it wasn't for weed i would of played God long ago. At this moment im still deciding if that is the plan or not.
Ill give u a run down on my last 48 years. Well when i was 2 i realized my God wasn't the only one with a sense of humor. Turns out my mom does as well. Apparently haircuts weren't a priority along with the Bert and Ernie shirts to go with my extra long hair with curls
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. When i see pictures of me from 2-5 it makes me so mad. So my parents split when i was 5 and we moved from California to Illinois. Well the good news was my mom learned about barbers but the Burt and Ernie shirts never did.
So i have an older brother who is 15 months older than me. He is very smart how smart well smarter than 97% of Americans (lll explain the facts on this later on. My brother is very quiet is a speed reader, never took books home ever since first grade thru 12th and was a straight a student whom never did homework but aced all his tests. He was also a quarterback in football, was the pitcher and third baseman in baseball and has three rings for his 3 perfect games in bowling. Bottom line his target was precise. I couldn't hang with him academically for i was and am an idiot compared to him but athletically i could hang if not excell in sports against him.
So i loved the first day of school every year because every teacher i had my brother had as well but before me and always heard how excited they were for this year in class. I always snickered to myself because i was the exact opposite of Keith. I wasn't quiet and i assure you by the end of the school year my teachers all regretted that initial statement and couldn't wait for the year to end.
I am witty and a smart ass but was brought up with manors and was polite. I was also had a big head ego wise yet a complete idiot who never should of been arrogant just to stupid to realize this. I figured my God made me witty for his personal amusement and that as arrogant or smart assed as i was i wasn't a bad person actually Im all heart and yet was so very dysfunctional especially when my feelings got hurt. My whole life i dreamed of being a soldier my whole family line were Marines and i was going to be as well once i could get my head in the jar that is.
So im a south paw which is why my bro was so good at pitching especially against south paws with the exception of me. I could hit like babe ruth and as arrogant always fourth at bat and played first base and loving
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it.
So my father figure was 100% Italian his parent both off the boat from Italy and lived in Chicago. Paul was also a Chicago Police officer and was the law in my eyes. When i was in third grade i just got new camouflage pants and was out front throwing snap caps when a high school kid was walking by. I threw sum caps and then it was on. This giant compared to me was chasing me and so i did what any third grader would do i ran for the house screaming for my mom. Well i didn't make it and was tackled and knifed in my leg. When the giant got off me and left i got up and was limping then i noticed my pants were torn and so i started crying, i was going to be murdered when my mom finds out. So i limped around a bit and then raised my pant leg and saw so much blood i almost passed out. So our house in Illinois didn't have a garage so it was back against the alley and our front yard was awesome and huge. Well i finally went inside amd my mom saw i was crying and asked what happened i told her i was minding my own business when suddenly i was being chased and then tackled, and that my pants were torn and i was bleeding . When she saw she had me sit on the toilet in the bathroom obviously and she called 911. Paul her Chicago Police officer boyfriend heard the dispatch and like instantly had dozens of Chicago police squad cars which were completely out of jurisdiction. We lived in a small suburb town 13 miles south of Chicago. The paramedic's came finally and then squeezed into our small bathroom. They pulled out these huge scissors in my opinion and i freaked pushing one who lost his balance and went into the tub, i was babbling your not going to take my leg while bolting out of the bathroom and right into a cop; who was one of many inside still. Then i was put back onto the toilet while the paramedics one which was so not happy with me attended my leg and proceeded with the scissors to cut my pants a bit more so they could patch me up before going to the hospital for stitches.
So a few details i left out first day of school i was attending kindergarten when i got there i ended up fighting a fourth grader and i whooped him good was racking his face on the chainlink fence and enjoyed it. I also had a babysitter in the morning who taught me how to smoke and played pink Floyd the wall which wasn't the best thing for me to know cuz i would blurt out often hey teacher leave those kids alone; yep so excited for this school year huh. Famous last words.
When in second grade we were finally allowed to have snowball fight but only in the tennis courts. The one rule was anyone in the tennis courts were open game. Well my best friend Steve his dad was my baseball and hockey coach which is why Steve and i were always on the same page we didnt even have to talk some how we just knew what we were thinking. Our teacher walked into the tennis courts i looked at steve, and he already had the snow ball in the air for me. Once i grabbed it i threw it harder than i ever threw anything but maybe a tantrum but whatever That's beside the point. Our teacher was then hit face by my snowball and know this it wasn't a soft snowball at all we froze them. The side of her face was so red and idk how but she had my earlobe and hat it all the way to the principals office. Naturally i had my hand on her hand so my ear didn't get ripped off and i had to side step the whole time. It was the longest walk of my life. Once in the principals my teacher wanted my mom to be called and to be suspended which didn't happen I stated that she said anyone in the tennis courts were open game. Well until then anyways and i didn't get in any trouble like she had hoped. Well after we returned to class my teacher hated me she had our class all get in a circle and sit down indian style. I got lynched by my peers and was balling by the time it was thru because supposedly i was a gang leader and mean because i didn't allow everyone on our team. Well you cant have snow ball fight if your all on the same team.
So now its summer and im playing baseball and we have cup checks to do this the coach has the bat and grazes our private area one time i didn't wear a cup only one time. So my bro was on a different team as always and we were playing and he was playing third base For sum reason it was a fluke i hit a triple instead of my usual home runs. So now I'm on third base and bam a fight breaks out between me and my brother. While throwing blows my coach yells that's brotherly love when suddenly I hear out being yelled and i was told i was out. I was in shock and disbelief. When that passed i became so pissed that i became ralphie from a Christmas story. I threw my helmet off and omg all the words out of my mouth weren't good ones and i wasn't quiet with them either. I walked from the field home mumbling the whole time.
So baseball season is over and hockey is starting again i was blessed to have my best friend Steves dad as my Coach. Our team was never shitty and unlike baseball where ever i went in the league the worst player whom hated baseball because he was hit in the face by a wild pitch and ever since would get in his batting stance and once the pitcher wound up Ray would bury his face into his arm keeping it covered so that he wouldn't ever get beamed again. I liked Ray and the one thing i never did was bitch or say anything on why he was always traded with me whenever traded. I knew why and it never bothered me.
So in the winter months my brothers team and my team were tied for first we were playing each other and i was getting checked continuously i passed to steve suddenly my pass and puck hit Steve's stick and went airborne like a line drive foul ball. Of course who does it hit out of everyone? My Mom who was always at the games but also always gossiping with my teammates Moms along with my coaches wife and Steve's Mom. So my Mom's mouth blew up blood everywhere swollen lips and everything i was in fourth grade and for the first time i was allowed in the women's bathroom to check on my Mom. My eyes were teary and i felt like a horrible son. I had never had a pass do that ever and never did again it was a total fluke. Well that and my Mom never watched a game inside again. When my eyes were taken off of my mom idk why they got drawn to a box in the girls stalls. I went over to it and completely off the topic and reason for being in there asked what are these and instead of being told what they were, I got pushed out of the bathroom and told my Mom was ok and that i was needed in the game. I got back in when i got checked by my brother so hard my teeth shook he also seemed to get his stick right in the center of my chest or to the sternum. I dropped faster than a cinder block being dropped into water. I couldn't breath i couldn't believe my older brother stooped so low to take me out of the game. So they ended up beating us and taking first place the trophy was huge compared to second places and my Mom, her boyfriend and fiance Paul, my grandma Granny and Aunt Peg were making such a huge deal about it that I charged my bro tackling him and started to throw punches. Suddenly I felt this impact and went flying off of my bro when he quickly jumped on me and started hitting me. I yelled arent you going to hit him with whatever the hell i got hit with. But apparently not. When my brother finished my ass whooping he got up walked off and i just laid there pissed and feeling betrayed.
The next day i woke up pissed still about the night before i went to the kitchen where my Mom was with a swollen face and two black eyes. I gave her an attitude and the argument escalated to me saying im done and i ran out the front door all the way to the sidewalk cut right since we were the second house from the corner when suddenly two cars brakes were applied loud screeching and then a huge collision. There weren't any stop signs anywhere at this intersection. I was on the corner thankfully it happened before i got to the intersection but parts flew everywhere around me. My Mom screamed and by the time i looked back she was at the intersection, I never realized my Mom could run that fast. I was scared and totally spaced me running away and being pissed i just wanted to go back inside.
So my life has always been like this like my junior year in high school I had been having hard times with my Mom i got into a fight and was sentenced to counseling. Before my first appointment i got in the mail information that the place closed down and i was completely off the hook. To me this wasn't ok and we needed counseling so i went to Target got the cassette single Mamma said knock you out and stole it but first dropping it into the floor looking up at the camera and put it into my pocket. I had the full cd in my Camaro in the parking lot. So i had my court date my mom and i went and i got sentenced to counseling where i listened to my counselors orders. I told him my moms wasn't like that and that it wouldn't work. For what seemed like hours which was probably only ten minutes i had to listen to him go on and on about his certifications and awards on his wall. When i went home i did everything to a t like he said and got a one way ticket to California to live with my dad.
Too be continued.
In the second issue you will get my highschool years then my adult years my Gods sense of humor intensifies like you wouldn't believe and why? Because i am my Gods amusement naturally otherwise i wouldn't of been created so witty yet so far from being smart.
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