歡迎嚟到澄澄故事台8月讀者互動連載文章 《如若我是……》。243Please respect copyright.PENANAWnuamrkZA2
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之前透過Instagram限時動態收集各位讀者想寫嘅嘢。首先多謝大家踴躍參與,所收集嘅提議高達19個。喺8月嘅每個禮拜一夜晚23:00都會連載全新節目《如若我是……》希望大家支持。243Please respect copyright.PENANA4OtBoFu9dw
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首先係澄澄故事台文字編輯 Hi Hi 嘅投稿-武俠243Please respect copyright.PENANAw4zRtEjJDb
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Hi Hi 小姐,你竟然搶澄澄故事台啲追蹤者,實在是萬惡不赦,作為捍衛澄澄故事台的武俠,我要代表所有讀者懲罰你。243Please respect copyright.PENANAoloTxg9v6p
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「ching」、「ching」、「ching」、「ching」、「ching」(成本有限,呢啲當住係揮劍聲先啦!)243Please respect copyright.PENANAiFc0OrMm2y
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Hi Hi 俠客:「哎吔!」243Please respect copyright.PENANAwrtMyy5bT0
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哈!本人放長雙眼,會一直監視你,直至……直至……243Please respect copyright.PENANAk6UGyrIvsf
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哎!吹唔到落去吖,我份人都唔正義嘅,我做劫匪就得,專劫讚好,(換返2020年嘅詞語即係呃 like)。243Please respect copyright.PENANAZPEv3TfsrF
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大家放心,現實嘅Hi Hi 係澄澄故事台嘅文字編輯嚟,佢糾正我好多有問題嘅句子,從而提升咗故事台文章質素,一個禮拜睇咁多篇文,仲要睇下有冇語病/錯字其實都唔容易㗎。聽聞佢好似都有新故事喺故事台發佈,大家拭目以待啦!243Please respect copyright.PENANASr7od4LfE4
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跟住亦都係澄澄故事台文字編輯-Rachel投稿嘅Brian Cha243Please respect copyright.PENANA0HDqxoO0DX
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Rachel,明白嘅唔好做澄澄故事台嘅文字編輯囉,Quit 澄澄故事台囉。你成日都會見到我追你……文稿㗎。BTW,因為澄澄故事台仲有好多編輯喺度幫手㗎。BTW。Rachel 我俾一個建議你,唔鍾意嘅quit咗澄澄故事台佢,得唔得,o唔ok?243Please respect copyright.PENANAJfHA3eLkC0
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大家唔好認真住!啲杜德偉細佬-道德撚唔好話我住,Rachel係故事台嘅開國功臣嚟,我點會唔要佢呢!P.S.佢係男人嚟,大家可以放心。我唔搞gay。243Please respect copyright.PENANA7fPXP3WWJn
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接著落嚟係永恆使者K投稿嘅-機場廁所清潔工243Please respect copyright.PENANApyceVF2MXR
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err……咁我係洗男廁定女廁吖?243Please respect copyright.PENANAJuUK46yeOz
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啱先收到機管局最新消息,原來係乜都要清潔。243Please respect copyright.PENANAOxMVBBgIiE
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唔知大家有冇聽過機場嘅傳說,如果你係洗男廁嘅,你就會乜撚都有,如果你係洗女廁嘅,你就會乜閪都有。如果你係洗殘廁嘅呢,你會見到coffee。搞咗個低質笑話㖭。243Please respect copyright.PENANAMjK3IVn6d7
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洗完廁所,就梗係寫埋嚟至灰丑提議嘅馬桶啦。243Please respect copyright.PENANABlXUMnTGXQ
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我叫馬桶,又稱屎塔。明明人類個個都需要我,但都對我避開三尺,覺得我係一個污穢嘅嘢。243Please respect copyright.PENANA84hhCQzvlH
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佢哋糟蹋我,我唔介意,因為我嘅工作係承受人類嘅排泄物,但個個去完都唔撳我頭頂粒制制去沖廁,搞到我嘅身體充滿異味同細菌,咁就對下個使用者唔好。大家打開我,都想見到我有乾淨嘅一面,咁大家去廁所就舒服啲喇!大家聽話,去完廁所,閂返個蓋同埋記得沖廁吖!保持馬桶清潔衛生,你我有責。243Please respect copyright.PENANAOCmgPqwak2
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去完廁所,做埋馬桶,食啲嘢去癖下臭味先。食咩好,梗係檸檬啦。為你介紹,讀者老葉投稿嘅謝霆鋒。243Please respect copyright.PENANAzVruOHI5ZK
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整返個beat先:年輕得碰著誰亦能像威化般乾脆,快活到,半日也像活盡一百萬歲。243Please respect copyright.PENANAqbQ1WffztU
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人哋煮餸就可以chok啫,我唔通chok住嚟打文咩?chok住嚟打文就好似痙攣咁,243Please respect copyright.PENANAbwJRNVxi8i
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古語有云:型到盡頭便是柒。事實證明,柒同型好難carry,有時型得滯就好易柒,所以身為偶像派嘅我,梗係唔會亂咁chok啦,費事太型,變咗柒頭。咁呢度就唔係澄澄故事台,係澄澄柒頭台嚕!243Please respect copyright.PENANAuVkV9dBLdW
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今個禮拜就講住咁多先啦,如果今個禮拜見唔到你嘅投稿嘅,之後都會有㗎!記住8月內每個禮拜一夜晚23:00,留意澄澄故事台喇! 243Please respect copyright.PENANAZrdXUrVofM