「若覺得第一位最愉快,為何上一位不釋懷,誰亦在反覆錯愛之旅捱大。沒法想下一位的生涯,寧願能白首,還是罷手。彷彿怕,無憾便老得很快。」《下一位前度》-林家謙344Please respect copyright.PENANAmKI3iRFJpt
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前度,每個人都會有。但當你分手後,就唔會再特登同前度見面。如果俾個機會令你重新面對前度的時候,唔知道你又會有咩反應呢?究竟係憤怒、樂觀定抑或係慨嘆呢?344Please respect copyright.PENANAjZYKFk4UWA
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「歡迎光臨『前度超渡株式會社』,我係你嘅前度超渡師,請問你係咪有前度問題困擾需要由我去幫你超渡呢?」344Please respect copyright.PENANAHXt9dDgHzr
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正如上文所見,我係一位前度超渡師。呢句亦都係每位客人入到嚟聽嘅第一句,當然我都知道,嚟得嘅客人當然有前度嘅煩惱㗎啦,唔通入嚟問廁所喺邊咩?不過你知道,學劉德華話齋:「今時今日嘅服務態度,唔夠㗎!」344Please respect copyright.PENANAQkWo5W7UGT
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而前度超渡師嘅職責,顧名思義就係幫人超渡前度。所謂嘅「超渡」並唔係實體上類似法師用桃木劍驅鬼嗰種超渡,而係似心理醫生一樣,從心靈上解決當事人因為前度帶嚟所受嘅苦惱。344Please respect copyright.PENANAc9BsYFzAGP
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有啲人分手後,會對前度產生一種依依不捨嘅感覺,就好似一下子失去咗人生目標咁。亦有啲人係帶住憤恨分開,恨不得前度即刻仆街死。不過,現實唔係淨係得黑與白,亦都有灰色地帶嘅,就好似有人分手之後會好欣慰、好慨嘆,更加有人想復合但開不了口,就由我去超渡前度,再次成為正印。344Please respect copyright.PENANANR5LkiKKip
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[就是開不了口,讓她知道。我一定會呵護著妳,也逗妳笑。]344Please respect copyright.PENANApCVw2ngCYh
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而我嘅角色就係化解上述由於前度而衍生嘅感情問題,等有問題嘅情侶可以徹徹底底放低曾經傷害過自己嘅前度,重新投入另一段戀情,又或者令到雙方放低對彼此嘅仇恨,俾個機會佢哋面對面認真傾下偈,了解同解決自己嘅問題。344Please respect copyright.PENANA45TzRIQ1ai
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每位客人入到嚟都要簽一份同意書,呢份同意書就係要客人知道超渡前度失敗或許會放唔低前度,嚴重嘅仲可能帶嚟更加深層嘅罪孽與內疚。344Please respect copyright.PENANAUdEAc1yk7f
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『前度超渡株式會社』-前度超渡條文344Please respect copyright.PENANARAIpc02mC5
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1.當事人需攜同與前度的故事前往「前度超渡株式會社」,由前度超渡師解決。344Please respect copyright.PENANAE4513VzJJz
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2.超渡前度時,可作口頭上的人生攻擊,但不可以使用暴力解決。344Please respect copyright.PENANAMCXpOXhVfU
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3.超渡個案或許有失敗,可能會帶來更傷痛的後果。344Please respect copyright.PENANAV4yPNw1byG
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4.當值的前度超渡師擁有一切決定權,一切後果由當事人負責。344Please respect copyright.PENANARdSmfikPRf
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呢度嘅條文雖然唔多,但已經可以保障到所有前度超渡師嘅工作,亦都令到當事人知道,如果「前度超渡」失敗嘅重要性,不過入得嚟嘅都唔介意呢啲所謂嘅規矩啦!344Please respect copyright.PENANAcX43QsFilD
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最後我講下我間鋪頭嘅位置,我間鋪頭就係喺砵蘭街167號C座,黃色光管招牌,寫住「青春玉女波后」……隔離嘅噏耷鋪頭,歡迎帶埋你嘅前度上嚟超渡啦。344Please respect copyright.PENANATAO4YU9z56
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一般嚟講,每次嘅超渡療程係兩次起計,第一次係當事人上嚟講低佢嘅苦況,然後我就會用幾日嘅時間去聯絡前度,最後就會兩個一齊進行一次甚或兩次以上,視乎情況而定嘅「超渡」。至於當事人嘅前度點解會肯上嚟?唔好意思,呢個係商業秘密,暫時唔可以向大家透露住。344Please respect copyright.PENANAQsLeFohhYE
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成為一位專業嘅前度超渡師,唔需要任何高學歷,唔需要有任何經歷,但需要有一顆中立嘅心,唔會偏幫任何一位事主,同埋承諾會保密佢哋所面對嘅問題,唔可以喺任何地方透露,如果前度超渡師犯咗上述嘅錯誤,將會被炒魷魚,並以後唔可以再做前度超渡師,甚至唔可以再幫襯位於世界各地「前度超渡株式會社」嘅任何服務。之前嘅條文就係保障前度超渡師,而家嘅條文就係保護當事人,保障佢哋嘅私隱。344Please respect copyright.PENANAwGG3qe7PzU
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至於我係點樣加入呢度,成為前度超渡師嘅一員,繼續睇去咪知!喺講自己成為前度超渡師之前,梗係講下之前受前度困擾嘅故事啦!344Please respect copyright.PENANAyAZp5He3jK
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但我作為前度超渡師唔係要保密客人嘅資料嘅咩?但古語有云:「食住花生笑呵呵,睇人仆街最開心。」當然,我都會用化名去分享佢哋嘅故事啦!344Please respect copyright.PENANA9i67E2KA7o
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[喺前度超渡株式會社,一切嘅秘密都係公開㗎!]344Please respect copyright.PENANAzPZBFPBReJ
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(待續 To be continued)344Please respect copyright.PENANAMNqtEVBx2s
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呢個係澄澄故事台全新嘅故事《前度超渡師》,希望大家可以多多支持,故事連載時間同之前一樣,都係逢星期三同星期日發佈,如果有特別調動就會喺Instagram同通知大家嘅。344Please respect copyright.PENANApMHOi6HRBT
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最後祝大家情人節快樂,未出pool嘅早日出pool,有拖拍嘅就祝你長長久久,最後借個位祝自己都可以拿拿淋有女朋友啦!