「醒啦，自修室要閂門啦！」 554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4sNpf6HWR
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有把好似天使嘅聲音突然將我由夢境拉番去現實，我抬頭望一望，個女仔已經轉身走咗。算啦，嚟咗自修室咁耐，都未遇過啲所謂女神嘅女仔，老蘭個故都呃人嘅，就算有都唔會睇得上我呢啲小毒毒，都係翻屋企繼續瞓下教好過。可能見到靚女嘅機率仲高。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99z8CpK1aG
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但係，到咗第二日...554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHvc9F2nML
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「恭喜你個發財呀，個鬧鐘又唔響嘅??!」554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW2SpT7q3g
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我即刻跳落床，用唔夠5分鐘時間換好衫刷好牙就衝落樓下截的士。當我幾經辛苦先截到架的士，車門另一邊又有個人開咗車門上車。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOLLUfsHOU
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「尖沙咀呀唔該!」有個著住校服嘅女仔上咗車就即刻講。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsf4LPi1wn4
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What the fuck?!?!邊個咁唔識做同本大爺爭的士呀？係呢啲生死存亡嘅時刻，邊理得咁多野，我緊係唔作出讓步，劈頭一句：「喂，架車我截先架喎，落車啦！」
「咩呀，你點證明呀，總...總之我就唔落車架啦！」個女仔仲串番我轉頭。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIlHOoHtoE
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「有冇搞錯呀，咁刁蠻嘅你...」話口未完，個的士佬講突然插把口，554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJoB0AVco2
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「算啦後生仔，同個女仔爭有咩謂呢，俾啲風度你讓俾人啦！」554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOI1GElMetE
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屌呀！而家唔係話咩男女平等架咩？什麼叫做風度呀？！！公平咩，呢個世界公平咩？554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzItnaowvat
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就係咁，架的士就絕塵而去，個女仔仲特登伸個頭出窗對我做咗個鬼臉，最毒婦人心，果然冇錯。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ129vPYabB6
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就係咁，我又再次遲到。當我行過拍卡機嘅時候，我望一望訓導梁主任果個令人不寒而慄嘅笑容，我永遠唔會忘記佢呢個笑容。就即係等於帶我上去一個充滿毒蛇猛獸嘅火山口上，唔理我嘅哭叫，唔理我嘅哀嚎，狠狠地，毫無憐憫地，將我用腳一伸，伸落去火紅嘅岩漿裏頭。係幾咁恐怖，幾咁奸險！！554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kxsfpfe1P
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佢笑住咁講：「同學，又遲到啦啵！」554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tRaPHxKyV
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「佢好似永遠對住你笑，笑到你心都寒埋。」我腦入面浮現咗呢句野，唉屌，又係留堂室見。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVlG4nmxKk
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其實我覺得我都唔算壞學生，但係唔知點解個訓導好似特別對我有偏見咁，一有位，就會乘機入我波。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPLgzgabbc
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「喂，廢紙，看招！」554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWC9EcZfvX
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我行入課室，都未反應得切，就已經俾人一腳kick低咗。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFj3uH54w5
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「搞咩呀死肥豪，晨早流流省我，痴線架？！仲有呀，唔好再叫我廢紙！我係姓費(秘)架！」我好嬲咁講。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzu0YwuOCwS
噢，係喎，都唔記得講番，我叫費子楓。稍為有啲常識嘅都知逢親姓氏「費」字都係讀「秘」字。偏偏我身邊班friend都好似冇咩常識咁，個個都叫我廢紙。都唔知我老豆點改名，明知個姓多人讀錯就改個好啲嘅名。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUQEG3UYrQ
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話說頭先踢我果個叫阿豪。其實佢都唔算太肥，只係有個肚腩仔，所以我地都叫佢肥豪。我同佢由小學已經識，小三同班之後我地就做咗對死黨。佢係個標準嘅漫畫迷。無論咩香港定日本嘅漫畫佢都好鐘意睇。我諗佢都係琴日唔知睇咗咩武俠漫畫學到新招先搵我做白老鼠。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvdXTwWIlT
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「哈哈，佢玩咗咁多人得你一個中伏，果然係廢紙。算啦，你又唔係第一日識佢，放過佢啦。」554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡupD6niMlGR
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講野嘅係阿月。係個帶住副眼鏡嘅文青少年。睇落斯斯文文，其實就好鬼大隻。讀書都唔差。好多女仔迷佢架。但係佢好似全部都睇唔上眼，聽聞係因為佢都有意中人。佢同我地一樣都係同一間小學升上嚟。我由小四開始就同佢同班到而家中五。我簡直係見證住男神嘅蛻變。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Pec202a3j
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「點解今日咁多人叫我算數架！」我大嗌。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JR3Al5s3L
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「會唔會係你今日特別黑？ 」阿言問。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7FJ9PvAlys
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阿言係我地班嘅學霸。唔係唔係，應該係我地級。基本上佢有讀嘅科都可以包辦曬第一…除咗數學。唔係因為佢數學差。相反仲係最好。但係事實係點，根本冇人知。佢係除咗馬壯以外第二個最接近神嘅男人。佢又曬一個全能嘅人都會有嘅特點。不過呢啲都可以遲下再講。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEowk50xTt
話時話又係喎，點解今日好似咁黑仔，係咪咩特別日子？唔得，今晚要睇睇通勝先。而家嘅我已經身心受到摧殘，希望今日唔會再有咩倒霉事發生係我身上啦。554Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG41n6Tw2pp
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「Good Morning Class！」班主任郭sir 行入黎講。我對於呢個班主任，可以話係又愛又恨...
