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Jennifer represented cosplayers being sued by a media company. This company wanted the cosplayers to pay a fee each time they dressed up as characters that were the company's intellectual property. The case would have wide-ranging impact, affecting cosplayers, fanfiction writers, parodies-
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"Hey @decafsoda, stop stalling. We all know it's a big deal. Get to the Court's decision."
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Billionaire Fernando Igspay, a.k.a., supervillain Boer Boar, owned the media company. Jennifer, represented the cosplayers. Both stood as the Supreme Court justices entered the chamber.
The Court found for Fernando Igspay's company.
Jennifer and Fernando went to the steps outside the Court building to address the reporters.
Her lover Quickie was waiting for her, and her friend Plastique Gal. Both gave hugs.
Jennifer whispered in Quickie's ear "By the way, I'm pregnant."
Quickie said "Mother?!"
"You know Quickie, I suppose it's not the time to talk, or even whisper, about our future."
Meanwhile, Fernando Igspay made his way to be encircled by the reporters. "I wish I could say I will be a generous billionaire with all the wealth I will be awash in, but I can't... because I'll actually be the world's first trillionaire! That's a joke."
No one laughed. Jennifer looked tired. Quickie looked stunned. Plastique Gal looked angry.
Then a man dressed in a fur coat stepped in front of the reporters. He said, "My supervillain name is 'Support Animal.' I was the sidekick for the supervillain named Boer Boar. Fernando Igspay, the person who just won this case, is, in fact, Boer Boar. He should be put under arrest, at the very least for attempting to murder this superbeing here named Quickie."
A woman stepped in front of the cameras. She said, "As you all know, I am the Attorney General. To cut to the chase, we are aware of many crimes Mr. Igsapy appears to have committed. Since he has promised to generously provide financial support to the government in the areas of military research and cyber security for the next decade, he has been granted full immunity for any past wrongdoings."
Fernando Igspay would escape prosecution and become a trillionaire. Fernando Igspay smiled.
The End
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"You can't be serious, @decafsoda! Fernando Igspay becomes a trillionaire, and moreover, escapes criminal prosecution?"
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A woman stepped in front of the cameras. She said, "As you know, I am the Attorney General. Support Animal, Boer Boar's sidekick, is willing to testify against his former boss. This criminal case will be open and shut. Fernando Igspay will be found guilty."
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"Oh no you don't, @decafsoda. We had a deal. I win the civil case and I don't get found criminally liable too."
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"What the fudge? Fernando Igspay, the Boer Boar, can address you too? This is my tale!"
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"You don't know the full extent of my reach, Jennifer. Utilizing the villain School Marm's online expertise, I can see everyone's computer browser history, or herstory, as the case may be. Even @decafsoda can't stop me from-"
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A woman stepped in front of the cameras. She said, "As you know, I am the Attorney General-"
Plastique Gal grew to a 50-foot height, said "HELL WITH THIS," jumped upward, landed on Fernando Igspay, and crushed him into the concrete.
Then, Gal shrank down and said "Jennifer, I know you've been a prosecutor. Can you be a criminal defense attorney?"
"Sure."
Gal said "¡Graçias, Jenny! Although, remember, I'm a college student. Like many others, I'm completely broke."
"Well, I guess what's appropriate in response to that disclosure is... my so-called 'Jennifer Face.'"
The End??
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