Brad was so lucky to have such a great bro as his friend Jonn (with two n's).
Jonn (with two n's) snuggled up to Brad in his tiny single bed crusted with flakey old mayo. He knew he might he cold in the night so Jonn (with two n's) made sure to keep Brad warm.
What a champ. He was always to thoughtful.
He even woke up before Brad, took the most steamiest of showers that made Brad's roof look like it had been crying at his absolutely chiseled body, and promptly took a piss in each corner of Brad's room.
Brad smiled at his friend. He knew the stench of fresh piss was the most manly thing they could smell like. Plus, it kept the gross bugs away.
Brad took a deep breath and enjoyed the ambiance leaking down his walls. It was such a burden looking and smelling this good.
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Jonn (with two n's) and Brad sat down in the kitchen together slamming all of thier pills into the mayo and bread smoothie Brad was making.
The copious amounts of mayo lubricated Brad's creaking joints. The iron tablets made sure he didn't fall over as soon as he stood up. The vitamin d was the only d he'd ever put into his temple of a body.
Jonn (with two n's) cracked open a can of fish oil and sculls the thick liquid like it was the best soft-drink he had tasted. He let out a grunt and crushed the can against his chest while Brad fired up his mayo smoothie hungrily.
Brad's unnamed dog started to bark at Jonn (with two n's), but he ignored it.
Jonn (with two n's) seemed distracted. He watched Brad pour out his chunky, sloppy mayo smoothie and drink it. Jonn (with two n's) eyes bobbed along with Brad's adams apple working the magic down his throat.
"What's up?" Brad asked his friend who leant over to wipe off the trail of mayo dribbling off the side of Brad's lip "you're awefully quiet."
"I'm just thinking about manly things" he sighed and quickly straightened up "you know, tits and pussy."
Brad grinned and nodded. He only ever had manly thoughts from the day he was born. He avoided anything that made him look gay.
The dog kept barking at Jonn (with two n's)
"Did you want to do something totally cool today?" Brad suggested and bit into the side of his glass to crunch on it "want to find a dead body in the woods or something?"
The glass made Brad's mouth bleed, but he didn't feel the pain. He was a man.
He swallowed the shards that pierced his throat the entire way down.
Damn, that was so hardcore.
Jonn's (with two n's) face lit up at the suggestion and he nodded.
Jonn (with two n's) loved the woods and being around the trees. He especially loved the quietness more than anything.
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Brad swore he saw at least ten white ones roaming around once, and five more sporting an emo haircut over one eye. At night, the howls of the word 'mate' would fill the air in the distance.
Brad knew his friend was a bit of a hippy and dog lover. He caught Jonn (with two n's) just staring up at the moon from outside his house once.
Maybe he was into the constellations too? Brad never looked up at the sky. The stars looked too much like glitter and glitter was gay.
The barking from Brad's unnamed dog was getting annoying. Jonn (with two n's) felt it too and glared down at it still focused on him.
Jonn (with two n's) let out a snarl to the dog, baring his teeth to show off his pointed canines and suddenly glowing eyes to it that were red. His nails dug into the kitchen bench to leave marks. 313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT96zwGyV4H
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The dog whimpered and ran out the dog door that Brad had forgotten they had.
"Damn, dude" Brad admired "that sounded so legit."
And the eye glow thing was so cool. Brad figured that it was an oncoming infection of pink eye that just popped up randomly and disappeared again. 313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXMbeWWkbL
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He'd have to get Jonn (with two n's) some cream to clear it up. 313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡougT1p8yfS
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Either that or his blood pressure was through the roof. 313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjso4SF77W
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Brad would have to make sure his conveniently reappearing dog didn't come back for a while.
Brad looked down at the marks in the bench and made a mental note to get his friend some nail-clippers while he was at it.
The guy was obviously suffering from the stresses of life. A walk to find a dead body in the woods would benifit him.
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Jonn (with two n's) and Brad rode the bike to the woods conveniently placed on the outskirts of town where they threw it down at the edge.
They knew no-one would steal it because people had cool pick-up trucks and motorbikes.
The main road led straight through it, but both boys wanted to trek through the leafy undergrowth like burly pioneers.
Everything was picturesque here. The leaves never died here and the trees were perfectly in place around each other. They never clumped, spread out so that Brad and Jonn (with two n's) could easily walk between them.
Boulders were strewn in the forest too. They had mossy tops and were never too large, making them perfect to stand or perch on majestically. The sun hit them in just the right way for extra dramatic effect.
The forest stretched for kilometeres until it cracked in the middle. A little rope bridge had been built to cross the deep chasm leading down to the water rushing downwards through the trees.
Sun hit this too to light it up like a beacon. The bridge was well-kept for something laid out here in the middle of nowhere. The boards were stained and drilled so that the thick rope could hold it up. There was no chance for it to look disgusting.
Jonn (with two n's) stopped to piss on yet another tree. He didn't even have enough left in him from the hundreds of other stops and just let out a pitiful squirt on the wood.
It already smelled great out here without Jonn (with two n's) having to worry about making it more manly.
The guy was obviously highly-strung.
The sound of wolves howling caught both of them by surprise.
It sounded close, on the other side of the bridge, and from something massive.
Jonn (with two n's) cupped his hands around his mouth to howl back. It was just like the wolves, and had Brad stunned yet again.
Was he trying to call them over so that they could play with the forest puppies? He knew Jonn (with two n's) loved all dogs, except for Brad's dog.
Maybe he was more of a wild guy? What a chad.
Brad watched as the unseen wolves lined up on the other side of the chasm. There was a large black wolf with a cool face scar that miraculously missed anything vital. It was the leader of the pack and had the most amazingly chiseled abs Brad had ever seen on an animal. A smaller white wolf stood by its side and looked adoringly at Brad.
He knew this was a girl wolf because of the perfect tits it had under its fur.
Jonn (with two n's) was nowhere to be found. Instead, there was another black wolf standing where he had. It was so huge it could have been confused for a small bear if it wasn't for the fact that this was a wolf.
Jonn (with two n's) must have run home to get his dog treats. Brad fretted that his friend would miss the most badass thing he'd ever seen.
He could basically hear the guitars shredding in the wind to the sight of the ripped animals.
The wolves from the pack crossed the bridge to meet the lone one.
There was snarling and snapping between them as the two black wolves sized up each other and circled. Their muscles flexed while thier fur bristled in the breeze that picked up.
Then, the pack passed the lone wolf who waited for the last one to pass so it could chase after them.
Brad was stunned by what he had seen. He had seen majesty and lived to tell the tale.
He really was rooting for the lone wolf. Brad knew how badass and cool it was to be yourself against the world. Brad knew the wolf felt it too when they barely acknowledged each other in that standoff.
There was a connection between them that was pure energy. There was nothing more manly than being an alpha of your own pack.
Brad had to go tell Jonn (with two n's).
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Brad ran back through the woods, heading for where the bike was.
He trampled over the ground that was peppered in sunlight.
He felt like a butch trackstar on its first hit of roids. There was nothing that could stop him.
But then he heard something that made him slow down.
It sounded like a woman moaning.
Brad looked around, trying to locate the source of the sound he followed.
He found it just off to the right. The lone wolf was there, furiously fucking the smaller white wolf from the pack while biting into the back of her neck.
The others werent able to be seen. It was just the two wolves going at it.
Brad smiled and nodded in appreciation at the sight before him. He even gave a thumbs up.
He knew the lone wolf was a true chad. Such a brave move to be screwing another dude's girl like this. 313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe6kuesYtf
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That took big balls, which the dog had.
The lone wolf howled and came, pumping everything into the little wolf who took it all. Brad quickly moved on so he could continue on his journey to tell Jonn (with two n's) how he had seen a pack of wolves in every way possible.
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Brad got back to the bike and waited. He stood there, anxiously watching the sun go down, praying the sunset didn't start turning pink.
Brad couldn't stand it any longer. He stood up as he rode the bike, peddling as hard as his toned legs could to Jonn's (with two n's) house before throwing the bike across the front yard and bursting into the door just as the sunset started turning pink.
He had been saved by a breath. Brad had almost been wedged between the colour pink and the glittering stars. 313Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bOdNkjmqL
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He was shaking just thinking about it.
Brad stomped up to Jonn's (with two n's) room and burst through the door to see Jonn (with two n's) sitting on his bed with an ice pack on his dick and his pants around his ankles.
He was in agony. He leant back, tears streaming down his face. At the noise, Jonn's (with two n's) eyes widened in fear.
"Did the sunset get you?" Brad panicked as he went to his bestest bro and lifted the pack to see the angry rash there.
It had flogged his cock. Brad scowled up at the roof, biting his lip to stop his anger being shouted to the sky responsible for this.
"Brad" Jonn (with two n's) grabbed his hand "I'm in so much pain, dude. I think she had a disease."
She?
So that's why Jonn (with two n's) had left so suddenly.
Brad didn't even know he had someone interested in him. No-one in town even existed unless it was relevant.
"You dog you" Brad grinned and swiped at Jonn's (with two n's) shoulder to make him weakly smile back "who was it?"
Jonn's (with two n's) face drained of colour and his eyes dropped down to his cock he cradled. He was searching for a way to tell Brad.
"It was.... the.... sunset" he mumbled.
"NO!" Brad wailed and fell to his knees.
His bro was being taken from him! He had been hit so brutally and now his dick was going to have to be amputated! He'd be a.... woman!
Brad grieved his friend's cock. Jonn (with two n's) sobbed for what had been.
Both boys just sat there, crying over what used to be before the sunset came to take it all away.
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