Raixen: “Hey Nova! Could you help me find my purple eyeshadow?”
Nova: “Uggggghhh! … If I do, will you leave me alone?”
Raixen: “Sure…”
Raixen: “OMG! Look! It’s under there!”
Nova: “Under where?”
Raixen: “Ha! I made you say underwear!”
Nova: “. . .”
. . .
Reporter: “Breaking News! Young teenage boy found dead and stuffed under a table with a piece of underwear on his head”
Reporter: “Investigators do not know the cause of death yet, but they suspect he might have been strangled to death”
Reporter: “This is Rebecca Jones, and thank you for listening to S-M-1-L-E-Y News, have a great evening”
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Sm1ley stood up from the couch, rubbed her nose, let out a big sigh, and turned off the TV.
She then walked over to the kitchen where Nova was putting on some eyeshadow.
“Noves, I just saw something on the news and-“, Sm1ley tried to start.
”He deserved it, end of story…”, Nova interrupted.
”Fine”, Sm1ley sighed, not trying to argue any further.
”Anyway!”, Nova exclaimed in awe. “Don’t you think this purple eyeshadow looks good on me?”
”Yeah, yeah, sure”, Sm1ley dismissively agreed.
Sm1ley then proceeded to walk back to the sitting room and turn the TV back on to watch Barbie.
Moments of silence passed.
”Did ya really have to strangle him though?”, Sm1ley yelled from the other room.
”Hmm, no, no I didn’t”, Nova responded casually. “But it was fun though~”
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Don’t worry, Raixen is alive, I revived him :P
Nova usually isn’t a violent person, but Raixen is an exception.
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