I was at some random relative's house with all 122,936,202 of my other relatives (okay that might be an exaggeration but you get the point) and I was chatting with one of my cousins and I accidentally (didn't plan on it) started talking about my toxic and sketchy ex-gf.
Me: Yeah she was pretty toxic and dumped me and now we hate each other.
Him: Whoa whoa whoa, SHE!?!?
Me: OH SHIT- MOVING ON-
Him: WTF YOU GAY BITCH- *slaps me in the face and storms out*
…yeah. That was fun.
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