ANNNNNNNND like the morning after a night of eating Firecracker Shrimp with flaming peppers, WE ARE BACK!!!!201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV963uJ1GbG
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I- am your DAZZLING HOST, the one and only BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG Daddy Don, joined again by this flat chested drag queen people seem to like from nowhere-
"What the FUCK?!"
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT, welcome back to the show with ELISE BAKUUVA!!!
-Insert applause here and the sound of slot machines jingling-
Alright alright, fan friggen tastic. For tonight's edition, which for most of you will be tomorrow because SOMEBODY couldn't get the GOD DAMN PRIME TIME SLOT!!! we uh- we are having another interview featuring this Ball Crusher of a woman.
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GRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!! So tell us Elise uh, ya know we've OBVIOUSLY gone through one whole interview that just recapped a bunch of events and then went on a hiatus because of producer inconsistencies that I don't dare speak badly of at the risk of being cancelled, hunted down, and probably mauled to death by angry Koalas. Buuuuut how about we talk about some of your latest exploits, AND PLANS FOR THE FUTURE!!!
"... ok?"
GREAT!! So lets start off with the basics uh, Elise, your journey in Novel 1 left something to be desired. Or maybe it was better than that, dunno, I don't read. So what EXACTLY has transpired in the... what we've got a 9-10 month time gap between that and the first saga?
"I mean- that kind of cuts into the story a little."
Hey, guess what------- nobody cares!!
"Ugh, whatever. Well, after I left Vulfax with Lady Holly I of course joined the Tribe as somewhat of an initiate at first. They helped train me and they educated me on the bigger world. I was surprised to see how much more there is than just Earth."
Ah ha, yes, of course!! The infinite worlds of the cosmos, of which there are... I don't know actually.
"Well I've seen two so far, Earth and then the new place. It's a Realm called Illumia. And unlike Earth and it being a part of space with planets and all, Illumia is actually just a complex ever-expanding single world."
Ah yes, I've visited. Calling it a world doesn't really do it justice, does it? More like an endless Lasagna with endless layers, because instead of planets there are levels or floors. And those floors are friggen huge, almost like continents themselves.
"Small continents and islands of various sizes make up much of Illumia's actual land, surrounded by sea or sky or even void. The temps and weather are violent particularly in those parts. It's... kinda insane actually. Each floor is like its own planet, and there are so many floors. Twists and turns everywhere."
Could swear that that's all on the World Anvil, probably an easier read than that chopped mess. Can we get a plug here?!
(Piss off- https://www.worldanvil.com/w/ravenlight-frostedsapphire
THANK YOU!!
"So I spent some time in territory under the Tribe's influence, training and educating for the first couple weeks... and then I started getting deployed around to different regions to help them maintain what they called 'peace'."
Ah the old peace keeper card, heh heh. Love it, my manager tries that all the time. Doesn't work. Speaking of not working, it sounds like things didn't really work out there now did they? Hard time fitting in? Remind you of home too much? Come on now out with it-
"I mean... it wasn't that bad. The people I teamed up with were nice enough."
And nobody will ever know who those people are because YOU LEFT and that is now FILLER-
"Hey, filler can become canon!"
Not on my watch- so you clearly left the Tribe because shit went south. Take us through the rest and wrap this up.
"The Tribe... they only cared about finishing off the Dharkanians and ending things there. Meanwhile a bunch of Vampire related incidents were occurring around the different regions, particularly on a different floor of Illumia- some crazy guy with an accent ran into me at some event, offered me a job as a bounty hunter in his guild basically so... I left."
Wai-what? That's it??
"You told me to wrap it up."
YEAH BUT TELL US MORE ABOUT THAT DAMMIT!!
"Mmph... well there isn't much to really say. The Tribe wasn't doing anything to help people, I argued with Holly and her peers about it, and just decided that the Tribe wasn't where I should be to help. I mean, by that point months in I knew about other guilds working for the Aether Confederacy-"
The Audience isn't going to know what that is yet!!
"... Aether Confederacy, a Confederacy that governs a good portion of Illumia. Anyways, it was through there that I met this guy, T-Roy J Starrk. He had his own guild that was sort of like the Tribe only... I would argue better for the people, even if it's more about profit? So, I joined. In working with them for only a few weeks I had helped resolve a number of incidents."
GRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!! Love to hear it, charity and all that. So it sounds like your big thing is helping people out, that right?
"Yeah, we've been over this. Part of it is me wanting others not to endure the hardships that assholes like my fake-adoptive father force on their people."
And what can we expect to see going into this... Scarlet Dawn Saga here in the next several weeks?
"A lot of chaos, a lot of violence, and some other stuff."201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDpk4E13HEV
OOOOH hold the phone folks, I think-... YES, we have confirmation that there is an ANNOUNCEMENT TRAILER out there in the wild that goes over what we might just see in Saga 1. Can we get that? Yeah? WELL LINK IT UP ALREADY!!!
Frick, stupid cheap interns.
(I hate it here. Here's the link-
That's SERIOUSLY what they put out? DAMMIT ALEXANDER!!!
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I READ THAT and I... don't care. 3 years for THAT?! Uuuuuugh whatever so- friggen, lets go over this then Elise, what exactly is the deal?201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DraJM6vSh
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"Saga 1 kicks off with my team and I on a job, during which we end up meeting the Princess of Sarzento and her aid. They've spent weeks looking for aid from other guilds in Aether, trying to find someone to help quell the chaos of the Drachen Revolt. It's... difficult to properly capture but, lets just say racism, corporate greed, religion, heritage, ruling rights, pride and power- it all plays a factor, and at the center of it all are the politicians and the Vampiric who are trying to grow their own ambitions out of the chaos."201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi9ab5CzIM9
"I become involved because I meet this Princess and agree to help. And that does take me to their kingdom, eventually. Like I said, it's a mess with the main government fragmenting, civilians rioting, the Drachen Clans of the greater countryside revolting with force for freedom and rights, the Vampires moving in and taking root- and it's all stuff that has happened before hundreds of years prior. This is round 2 in some sense; but again, there's more to it than just that."201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4IhmaD3py
Ah, it looks like your traitorous friend Toby is involved. Do you finally get to patch things up with him?201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDurGsuFil
"Kind of... it's something to see in the near future when that time comes."201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAXhHkaLaL
So obviously you're going to get involved with a lot of shit I mean... what we've got Drachen in revolt, people rioting, Vampires. Looks like some crazy fuckers too like this Shiver character. OOoo I should interview them and ask them about their stupid face!!201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwR7w3oLhU2
"That's about only the surface of it. There's one point where I'm even recruited by the enemy, my true identity being unknown to them at that time of course... and I get to float with them for a bit. Kids looking for eternal fun and parties, prosperity and freedom."201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XOBpWDsi1
I'm sorry but parties? The FUCK does having fun and partying have to do with people turning into Vampires?!201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1CDP455g9
"A lot, actually. As you'll see in the Scarlet Dawn Saga, people don't turn Vampire just to be evil. There are... a number of reasons behind it. Safety and security, bonding with family and trying to have fun, gaining new strength to push forward a brighter tomorrow. Being a Vampire doesn't make you evil."201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KOahXFQlG
Fuckin sparkly bullshit- look we probably shouldn't get too into it and reveal ALL of the fun, otherwise why would people want to read the damn Saga when it begins posting?201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVe3i640OIu
"Yeah, that makes sense."201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqwdTRSSek
We're about out of time anyway SO- that's where we're going to wrap it up for now folks. Ravenlight the Scarlet Dawn Saga debuts here sometime this Spring!! Once the writer and his art staff can get their shit together-201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Ct6vSM00W
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And don't worry folks, WE AREN'T DONE WITH ELISE JUUUUUUUUUUUUUST YET!! She's the main girl so we're bringing her back ONE MORE TIME for a PROPER interview focusing on JUST HER. And then we get to see some new fucking faces, FINALLY. Hopefully one that'll give me a damn good hand-201Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcIydkWQ4f
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