【論：當角色互換配對時，會發生什麼事呢？】473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4x6o9YtEMa
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新的一年要到了，想不到什麼梗，只好來玩玩配對大風吹（＃473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISApm0GdRp
P.S. 以下會有拆CP狀況，反正孩紙們就是要拿來玩Der～（＃
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【泰特斯x席倫】
席倫自從決定復出後，就成了東南西北跑通告的大忙人，而泰特斯身為跨國企業大總裁，同樣也忙得要命，於是，他們該如何橋時間約會呢？473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTwwAPpr9a
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席倫翻通告行程，「明天下午四點，正好有一小時空檔。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRpCav41NDb
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泰特斯看手機，「要接貝兒下課。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ajNQgUL5O
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席倫繼續翻，「後天早上九點的通告臨時取消了。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCU4b9pLh1
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泰特斯想也不想，「要幫貝兒弄早餐。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0I7ODDAj8
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席倫直接將行程翻過一頁，「週五晚上的戲也許能十點半收工。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtzXjP6hRR
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泰特斯皺了下眉，「貝兒要睡覺。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSHyoW41vs
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席倫納悶，「他不能自己睡？」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnosLpBu5qH
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泰特斯嚴肅道：「他還小，一個人睡危險。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7Y6suLT6d
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都快大學畢業了還小？473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnJQUeDD52
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席倫無語，再翻，「星期天……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaip9lSQ2t5
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泰特斯黑臉，咬牙，「貝兒要帶追他的混蛋回家。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQF0ZhFROZ
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席倫怒，「你還是回去娶你弟吧！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd6SKBIcnr
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——分手收場！湊CP失敗！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaaJBVwfa5
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（基本上，泰哥跟別人湊ＣＰ的成功機率根本是零吧？（汗473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbf2ds53XqS
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【艾登x凌小兔】473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgjg56Qx1Z
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「喔天啊！今天公司來了個大美人啊！哥好高興啊！」艾登花了數百字發洩完，發現小兔子一臉大受打擊，才意識過來地連忙澄清，「啊啊，小白兔，我剛只是太興奮而已，才不小心爆走，我的心裡一直都只有你啊，絕不會做出對不起你的事！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjAoG8DqYB
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「真的嗎？」小兔含淚。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenZmFQ5g8r
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「當然是真的！哥發誓……」以下又花數百字指天地為證，終於哄得小兔破涕為笑。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBownorTQx
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一小時後，電視播放Seron的主打歌MV，某豬又嗨了。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGSjhL3lQWG
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「Oh My God！這個大美人是誰？天啊天啊天啊天啊！他真美！」以下數千字讚揚。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u2cS4fFWC
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小兔QAQ473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPdkPAzn0K
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「反、反正我就是不漂亮，你還是去找別人吧，嗚啊——」小兔子淚奔了。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8ZVDC4YiA
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「欸？」某豬一頭霧水中。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLedPJSVpPY
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——艾登再次因「不明原因」被甩！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmafOKOFge9
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結論：果然只有心臟承受力超強的倫美人才受得了這頭豬，艾倫配正解！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9m0V4lvH3
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【艾登x泰特斯】473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyaKdGLozHg
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泰特斯：「該接貝兒了。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYtQqnbBB3
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艾登樂顛舉手，「我去！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2U9ss61tHl
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泰特斯：「貝兒該吃飯了。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1ULmAihDB
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艾登歡樂上桌，「一起餵！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8CNB7tyjn
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泰特斯抱起吃飽昏昏欲睡的弟弟，「貝兒該睡覺了。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6LUoprXqP
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艾登往房間衝，「我來幫小貝兒鋪床！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeVhkvDiz1
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泰特斯黑臉，「有個混蛋在追貝兒。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcvGOPeECt
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艾登眉頭一皺，「待哥來查查那傢伙的底細！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡch6bHuvf90
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兩人都是愛護弟弟的好哥哥啊，艾登似乎也被操勞得沒心力欣賞其他美人，看來這對CP真的有機會囉？473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcyHo5cqhO
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「泰——我愛你！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1U1WVloDsz
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艾登嘟起嘴往泰特斯衝去，結果還沒碰到就被一拳打飛。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lwPr6l09s
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「為什麼要打我？」被揍成豬頭的艾登QAQ473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAk305cXWd
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泰哥收回拳頭，面癱淡定道：「反射動作。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXdkCQyUbV
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「……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpht039wGc
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——這疑似會發展成SM的狀況是腫麼回事？（抹臉473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQzOweZRaT
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結論：太重口作者不行（＃473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVn0Ky5AGun
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【付墨x貝兒】473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9UfZM8OfA
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「我可愛的小貝貝，今晚想吃什麼？儘管點。」付墨深情款款，十五度的側臉特別帥。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwzqk2tfBo
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貝兒口水滴滴，視線卻不在約會對象上，「好耶！我要疵雪花鹽碳烤肋眼牛排、虎斑蝦檸檬奶油沙司、焗烤法國生蠔、羅馬風味茄燉牛肚……」以下有完沒完。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPqHXVP0dA
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「……」付墨收到鉅額帳單，心在淌血。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqh8WEY5R6D
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吃完飯後，付墨望著這美麗的月色，正想牽起貝兒的小手，說幾句浪漫的話，就被一通手機鈴聲打斷。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dFKqRJzy5
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「咦？等等喔。」貝兒立刻跑開，接起手機，甜甜地說：「哥～我在外面啊……跟朋友……對啊，剛吃了好多東西喔，有……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXavvHuVgKi
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直到送貝兒回家了，這電話粥都還沒煲結束，付墨黯然離去。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaZcM2n5Ta
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隔天，付墨鄭重地說：「小貝貝，我覺得我們應該做些特殊的事。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5d5mnNbQnk
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貝兒興奮了，「一起拆電視造次元穿梭機嗎？」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CixMx2kCH
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付墨汗，「呃，不是，那、那個我不會。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7CrX3MktU
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「嗄？你不會啊？可是我哥都會陪我玩的說。」貝兒失望。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAx60jtdEp
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囧，你們到底有買多少台電視拆啊？473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAxAAZ0hxG
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付墨急中生智，「我是說連你哥都不會陪你做的特殊活動。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLZxSQN08R
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貝兒又興奮了，「一起演一場歌舞劇嗎？好耶好耶！這個我哥想陪我玩都不行說。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzx8gKoLsX
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付墨又汗，「不，我是說只有我們兩人能做的。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6at4CtsiJ2
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貝兒納悶了，「到底是什麼啊？」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7SWtjt7yy
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「當然是親密的肢體接觸。」付墨貼近一步，摸一把貝兒的小細腰，誰知貝兒突然扭開身子笑得亂七八糟。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMi96kPYtBC
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「噗哈哈哈！不可以啦！我哥說撓癢癢只能跟他一起玩啦！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlo90csZwaE
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「……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssSPJjJuXz
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怎麼又你哥啊？不對，這不是重點！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG03as23dFU
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付墨進一步明示，帶著曖昧的氣息，「我是指更親熱的事情。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSa7Ijv7J4l
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貝兒呆了呆，總算意會過來，臉爆紅地說：「可、可、可是我哥說沒他親自同意，不可以那、那、那、個……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD99qr1ufRv
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付墨噎了下，心想在還沒過泰魔神那關前，這事的確還是緩一緩的好，於是又說：「那親個小嘴總行吧？」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdKgJdAHlS
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貝兒急忙搖頭，「不可以！我哥說那不衛生，會傳染疾病，很嚴重的！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxYGFX1LkV
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傳染你媽！這什麼哥哥教導錯誤觀念？473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzGbDbYb6T
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付墨扭了扭臉，立刻調回帥氣角度，「那算了，牽牽小手抱一抱我也滿足了。」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTD8ptua7Z
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「我哥說……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6K4jduEGg
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付墨受不了了，忍不住抱怨：「怎麼又你哥？什麼都要管，你哥也太病態了吧？」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoxSlwrzoy
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於是，被戳兄控逆麟的人炸毛了，「要你管？誰准你罵我哥的？我哥是世上最好最好的人，才不准你罵他，只有我才可以罵他！膩這個臭雞泥！爛雞泥！我再也不要理你，膩走開！我要詛咒你被我哥打扁扁！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0LbDTqqMG
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「……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnF8UuG0dG0
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——結局同一（抹臉473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPC7rwceATh
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結論：互控兄弟不可拆！（其實只有泰哥才受得了貝貝這個小混蛋吧？（汗473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcE2XU09gm
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【艾登x貝兒】473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbfL8r2f4r
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「小貝兒——」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEyC1GgVoT
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某豬蹶起嘴正欲飛撲，就被泰哥一拳打飛。於是，他腫著半邊臉爬回來，下跪謝罪。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fu898iHBJ
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「保持一尺距離。」哥哥大人對弟弟約會對象的鐵血教育。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbL1r9Yk1q
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「是！」從小被泰哥訓練（毆打）有素的豬頭道。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKALK9t4Hbx
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於是，艾登與貝兒的約會總算能開始了——在哥哥＝惡岳父／母的全場監督下。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbErjxhdT5q
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「啊！那邊有賣巧克力蛋糕耶！」貝兒口水滴滴。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4RnibtFN8
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「我去買！」艾登立刻掏錢衝過去，買了一整盒回來後，被泰哥搶走。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjEsKIZRtg
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「乖貝兒，來吃。」泰哥溫柔餵弟弟。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2NOZhpU6J
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「唔，才迷有要你餵啦～」貝兒邊傲嬌邊張口。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kT7Aylcjm
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艾登：「……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWuDnyPdPe
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算了，兄弟親密的畫面好可愛，某豬花痴笑。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbcGOwL5KSe
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「哇！好大的喵喵布偶喔！」貝兒才不說他好想要。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ICVL5A8Hz
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「我馬上買來！」艾登再次衝，排了老半天的隊，終於抱著布偶回來，又被泰哥搶走。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmw45UGxLUb
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「貝兒，來，送你。」泰哥溫柔笑。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTF4rwYIfYo
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「哼哼哼，是你自己要送的喔，我才沒有要～」貝兒傲嬌地撇過臉，抱著布偶蹭哥哥。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwpk4DiHKd
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艾登：「……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAAhoAhqfQ
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可是小貝兒跟泰撒嬌的樣子好可愛啊，某豬又花痴了。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI76mqkGkaK
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「糟糕，我的手機不見了，不會是掉在剛才的餐廳吧？」貝兒驚慌了。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNneY7Qs2H
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於是，艾登立馬往回頭奔，「我去找！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6fkalE4Ic
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過了一小時，艾登氣喘噓噓地拿著手機回來，再次被泰哥搶走。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqzbsMf4IU
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「傻貝兒，哥幫你找回來了，下次別再這麼不小心了。」泰哥寵溺笑。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGOJIkbQMm
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艾登：「……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFHD2qvKS9
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「才沒叫你幫我呢，哼哼哼。」貝兒嘟嘴接過手機，繼續傲嬌蹭哥哥。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11VL4yaCKY
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啊，小貝兒耍性子的樣子真可愛。某豬再花痴。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqxcMAgqQg
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終於到看恐怖片自虐的時間了，螢幕中的女鬼兇殘地飄出來。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJK6ENkolM
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「呀啊——咿嗚咕嚕咪——」膽小又愛看的貝兒被嚇得跳起來，極需抱枕壯膽。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtANTiLl3wY
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艾登立刻展開雙臂，借出他寬闊厚實的胸膛，隨即被泰哥一腳踹飛。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYQFa18FlDj
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「貝兒不怕，有哥在。」泰哥摟住哭哭的貝兒抱緊處理。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkSTYAxG3t
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於是，一場電影看完後，貝兒往艾登一看，頓時大驚：「豬豬登，你怎麼連另一邊的臉都腫了？難道是被女鬼嚇到撞牆嗎？真是的，膽子這麼小就不要硬拉我來看了嘛！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7alJzjnSZK
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艾登：「……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡusjq33fvEQ
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——跟弟控兄的寶貝弟弟交往，除了要有被虐虐樂的小強心外，還要記得買保險OTZ473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7KMZFC6D3
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結論：互控兄弟真心難拆，情敵太強大，艾登你還是回倫美人的懷抱吧！（O473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8oofcKXsT
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【艾登x汪一全】473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡix9kWFl4BM
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全叔先崩潰，「我操！拜託你們饒了我吧？老子正港直男，真心彎不了啊！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWhvqfD7x6
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艾登震驚，匪夷所思貌，「Oh God！先不說大叔不是美人這個嚴重問題，我們做人要敬老尊賢、愛護長輩啊，怎麼可以叫哥對大叔做這種事呢？這樣是不對的！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBssKWmTAV
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「長輩你個頭！老子比你還年輕！」全叔怒巴豬頭。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbdoUIfxJS
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艾登抱頭逃，「好啦好啦，大叔老當益壯，別氣了別氣了，年紀大心臟不好，你老氣壞身子，哥去哪找一個經紀人賠小貝兒啊？」以下數千字勸導老人家的保健之道。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHX694iXWgi
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全叔氣絕。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlngdbA0AGR
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——天人永隔，悲劇收場！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRszNga8cFf
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結論：欺負長輩是不道德的。（重點錯＃473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0a4iWlJn3E
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【席倫x貝兒】473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBbiKOetiT
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凌小琥立馬亂入，「卡卡卡！受受相親是不好的！兩隻總受能做個屁？有沒常識啊你？」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2jVE2StAB
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倫：「……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51a7OEVnGE
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貝：「……」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0ZKUP7ynJ
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喵芭怒摔劇本，「你是作者還我是作者？造反了你！你、你幹嘛？你別過來！救命啊！」473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3YbBkNnPG
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——腦殘結束，作者被暴力解決。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaHXOmRTH3
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結論：千萬不要跟女漢子作對qwq473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQojFDO5lC
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後記：
Happy New Year！473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqLedp6glig
2017年的第一天來發個腦抽文～XD473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDp42421ZW
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依舊是在填靈能坑的中途腦病發作。473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4lSgNBBTf
下次來玩玩靈能組的大風吹吧～ＡＷＡ（準備被釘孤支＃473Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaInK1L1HV1
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 01.01.2017
