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By Pressure or footsore, no one on SCOUTS major or Scrotus baybelensis could see that a vixen was stirring a fault-line into place before Proton-Europe could even hook up it's first Edelweiss to the manifold. Of course, no vulpinus trout-caster could expect a papal whitefish like the nuncio of all-space and saxifrage knew it's muster under a brindled cloak.667Please respect copyright.PENANAu7sTcLqMsl
And with it, the nuncio reversed his position heavenwards, spurning the continental spume and spindrift for the stimulus-addicted fox to continue her taping over of God's VHS collection.667Please respect copyright.PENANAtyusijcpLa
Ascension. Hissing sounds. Never to be outdowny, goosefeathers and shavenparcels, a cloud of 8-bit dimension bloomed and ululated around his royal seraphim until the orouborus crown of the tropophere was coldly in his retinas.667Please respect copyright.PENANAPXj5T0NPYM
NUNCIO: " Eesh, these, the female scourge, scintilating a bedsheet of it's typographical demands; unsure of which end a God's stargate will emit light from an unnamed quadrant of the galaxy. 'o uppity. "667Please respect copyright.PENANA5EQGVjML8r
In flashes, the second heavenly entity appeared before the Nuncio.667Please respect copyright.PENANAZDwcwhQBfv
MVA: " (Most Valuable Angel): Nuncio, I don't know where you've holed yourself, but it's a dime - scrawl of an explosion up here. You see, the time-trap God set up to capture his mice in a ultrasound machine slammed shut on none other than Lusitania! Portugese master at arms and ten times over dancing competition for a now-extinct breed of endemic wolves! " 667Please respect copyright.PENANAC8O7YFMHLn
The Nuncio wasn't impressed. Most Valuable Angel often lied, misappropriated, or simply spun events out of thin air to make the events of Heaven more exciting to outsiders. Even God needed imbeciles in close contact
NUNCIO: " Well then, It's perfect time to release the Coby Electronic shaving set, copied by Norelco, disdained by the Norweigian Underwriter's and spat upon by the few remaining ghosts of Mars."667Please respect copyright.PENANAsNidchGiDG
MVA: (Produces mouth noises and calming rainwater sounds")667Please respect copyright.PENANAdXf4ihlzG7
The Nuncio leaves, frazzled already by the day's empty promises.667Please respect copyright.PENANAv8jQUOYR0T
There was a vulpinic horror overcoming the landscape of the now post-Pleistocene Euro-zone and there was no Vodka-dance yet to schottsie the Volga from the Rhine. If Anthropocentric credentials weren't made clearly hobfooted onto the landmass, then the animals might indeed have their kingdom of anarchy to rule over humanity with meat scepters, crudely fashioned tunics and God knows what else.667Please respect copyright.PENANA5mU4FD0y3U
In fact, only God could know.
God sat in his mandala, twisting a few more cumulustratus clusters out of a deep gravity well from space and recording five episodes of the View at once. Long having kicked his chain smoking habit, the entity now completely formless and made up a few crude scribbles was plotting his next tattoo artist and trying out being in 30 different places at once. The "how to Deify yourself in 30 days or less" pamphlet was a spectacular success and the Almighty attempted to recommend the book to all of his friends. Except Greg. Greg was an infidel.667Please respect copyright.PENANAZuif76xQ9q