1312Please respect copyright.PENANAegIxPZK4RD
信義以前曾經說過,如果不是認識我夠久,才不會相信世界上有那麼笨的人,完全不像生活在人世的人,1312Please respect copyright.PENANATHOgxoSUrG
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAq0s1yPZxCf
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA8YociDc0DD
他很擔心我將來出到社會工作後,早晚會被人騙得破產。1312Please respect copyright.PENANArO8YgTaQas
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA4SjoCuYE7Z
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAFD0M5DhDFU
「而且你最笨的是不明白女仔的心思,不知要說什麼,要什麼時候上。」他說。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAeuN6Z7CKDa
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAyoUmCLtXsA
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAuivEUElk9f
我很同意他這一番說話,對於男女結構大不同,包括思考方式的不一,我是不明白。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAnFHmx0H0xX
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAjHJBGbIK7r
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAI1nsBmVdpp
「其實不關事,你是鈍。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANA0TytampKGM
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAwwelHRAYG3
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAyeAThq9ltz
大一那年,系會狂歡完後,我負責送一個女生回家。那時,我跟那女生在班上算是蠻好聊的,當她回到她家的門口時,她轉身問我:「你……要進來喝些什麼嗎?」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAuQpzKkTJxO
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA51VnNGd6Dp
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAPgY4FQ4P9G
「有什麼選擇?」我問。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAf0YxSEmCvS
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAb4LvQJ1kXg
1312Please respect copyright.PENANANXD2XnKOv7
「吓……?」她愣住了,似乎沒有意料我會這樣回答,呆一會後才說:「呃……咖啡⋯⋯?」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAExCQJqlz30
1312Please respect copyright.PENANARRh7Of0EhE
1312Please respect copyright.PENANASTjQl8Kyhu
「不了,我不喜歡喝咖啡的,而且這麼晚喝咖啡會睡不著覺。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAEGqV0Dgqes
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAJLVy27vdkU
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAe8KiEEHEk0
接著是「呯!」的一聲關門。1312Please respect copyright.PENANA5KMfj9BUeS
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAg2G9savohW
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAFH8w2WK4nI
呃……1312Please respect copyright.PENANAfSfmqfrbdF
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAiYjV9NaLbw
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAhzfPeGfWCk
你或許會在質疑,有沒有搞錯,飲咖啡的含意你都不懂。1312Please respect copyright.PENANA9m5H40904u
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAE6KWVPuohp
1312Please respect copyright.PENANADNZzNn7ghX
我的回答是人情世故我懂的不多。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAubUQyCa0Si
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAqhsjfTZaQe
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAhCy5THE9VT
同類型的事情還有很多,多到我可以在廟街擺檔說三天三夜。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAI1s04nb2y8
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAYTVdJ12YH1
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAA95dkv1lQ2
除了不懂女人心外,我的記憶力還很差。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAgjEwkQ2wGd
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAdPkCKUvfet
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAoKuVQD46mG
小學時,我可以把家中的電話跟樓下的外賣電話混淆,讓老師打電話到茶餐廳找我家人時,被人誤會玩電話,然後一大堆的粗口伺候。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAh9a7EM7OrO
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAEbqfE86Hdi
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAmQ7rxpBYaO
記憶力差得很的我,在中學的選修居然是歷史,甚至大學也是歷史系。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAPy3LDvUgrA
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAMUJeA1YWnO
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAKUAAKReC18
是由於我中學歷史老師的一句話:「歷史,背是沒有意義的。會背哪個年份,發生了什麼事,不會改變什麼。重要的是,你從前人的事當中,能發掘什麼出來,掘了,那東西就是永遠屬於你的。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANARhmFYZLhge
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAQpmGTurMkJ
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA8RwNnYn9tE
不過那時我是完全不懂這話是什麼意思,可是我相信他,歷史是不用背的,所以就選了。1312Please respect copyright.PENANA81AjvjeTyj
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA1NCOp6bvxd
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAE5UiLADX3N
然後公開試也炒了。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAJIEqa2QVuI
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAaf7C4DPBBq
1312Please respect copyright.PENANADaJBiGybGo
「老師,你不是說不用背的嗎?」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAyAf7eUVBxQ
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAbqwOEXjzXV
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAY8AA9ItrIw
「我是說背是無意義,但在這個考試制度下,就是要你背。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANATkjpy96qUy
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAWbXoxXycQJ
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA8jtOalc0g6
我一直都很笨。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAipIfFIqjMl
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA2OZYhJYBsN
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9N23miMEF
所以當身邊的人有人相伴時,我還是只能單身一個。(當然有人會認為是你樣子的問題。)1312Please respect copyright.PENANApjR4FLGOCi
1312Please respect copyright.PENANASFMinI5wmW
1312Please respect copyright.PENANALUpfpfVDyu
我正愁慮我會不會一世都孤身一人,用不用儲錢買孤佬屋時,接下來的事,卻讓我的單身生活起了變化。1312Please respect copyright.PENANANcK3p6IaII
1312Please respect copyright.PENANANstwzbxPsV
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAh0vPRF6ZQ4
這事之前,首先要介紹兩個人,那都是我最好的朋友。1312Please respect copyright.PENANABSsGvYpkaJ
1312Please respect copyright.PENANASFuJRb14Qj
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAaAk3mV9slb
一個叫信義。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAtiXJcf2kie
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAgS4mLVkcUC
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA3jAjCIuim1
他不喜歡我們叫他中文名字,因為他覺得這很土,他喜歡別人叫他……1312Please respect copyright.PENANA2iQnPbJhPP
1312Please respect copyright.PENANApJHHl0e59J
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAhDFUZUpa6B
「叫我阿JOY。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAFxodyorZph
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAXuiKOufxxO
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAUxYkYXOKyi
無問題的,信義。1312Please respect copyright.PENANA32UTFBjpQ9
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA1p4N6f8QWl
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA3USB02PPwY
信義的名字聞說是因為父母希望他做人,明白人生最要緊是秉行公義,以義為先,能捨身取義。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAk4lTwmOmc4
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA7vjfGpqZQS
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAmu4e5TTJXs
事後證明,他沒有令他的父母失望。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAD4RHfhN4Ar
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAtc3LnWqxFj
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA7CL7ePQAoO
另一個叫小寶。1312Please respect copyright.PENANALFRWExniaG
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA2T8EgSZ8kp
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA7xkhmxMyBQ
小寶這個名字跟她的外型很符合,小寶是童顏型的可愛女生,樣貌看起來比她的實際年齡小,這一類卻吸引到許多追求者。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAmjKXD7pXae
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAi6tYP0funH
然後關他們什麼事呢?1312Please respect copyright.PENANABDMoCwRdq6
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAgcXSRgRbfT
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAfMxmVYcSxO
事關他們擅自幫我開了Instagram。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAticSAFUFCC
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAZRgxtBR2os
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAE3ZEXk7Osf
事先聲明,我從未打算用Instagram,1312Please respect copyright.PENANAxI3Rtcavon
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAN3pQhOGmKl
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAejyQO2Iacg
原因是我本來對拍照沒什麼大興趣,1312Please respect copyright.PENANAnfaSD7LMhw
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAl336nQYL6u
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA8cE4JjTIOp
其次是也沒有人會對我的生活有興趣。1312Please respect copyright.PENANApPCnrVDi1A
1312Please respect copyright.PENANANfDEW5OtzY
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAWkHwQNmAMD
「現在哪有人不用Instagram的?」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAFUxrrf6GAN
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAbYtzGN97jw
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAmrBYnnhOtS
「就是,用又不一定要POST相,直接follow女生看照片嘛。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAtGgMEBxgaD
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAXcMZ94xs6r
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAtvyVTuo3ma
信義遞了電話給我看,裡面是一個五官標誌,看起來有點像樂瞳的女生,1312Please respect copyright.PENANAQTPXUyLn4I
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAQnGnu3XNuu
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAxzbVUXCOn6
我隨意瀏覽一下,她的照片基本上大部份都是自拍,有時則在拍小狗、拍食物,還有不少……1312Please respect copyright.PENANA2YsjRA2RXC
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAnBFEEOPQgr
1312Please respect copyright.PENANApUpm56tbWr
「為什麼只拍自己的腿這麼奇怪?」我問。1312Please respect copyright.PENANA68no95RWkn
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAwcltXiHi2W
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAWio9yiXV40
「咦,她是不知道自己走光了?」我又問。1312Please respect copyright.PENANABaR45P6ksB
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAT6MaS5pWfs
1312Please respect copyright.PENANApGYwZIuUg7
「為什麼心口要key隻公仔,不直接轉第二張相?」我再問。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAUV0jGyyM8U
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAbyymhvTixj
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAslxdAlhiC4
「唉,你去死啦。」信義說。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAteUfHspBVI
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA3whGgYTnZj
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA7tn2r1P2Oq
接下多的十多分鐘,他們一直跟我論述用Instagram的好處,1312Please respect copyright.PENANAX1GTCR8S1K
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAhjHPypUQCB
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAkDcpQ86GLK
叭啦叭啦的說過不停。我極度懷疑他們的兼職根本就是推銷員。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAv1PuG6lSDy
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA4YaSvRIeci
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZVUSQo8YE
吹得天花龍鳳,差在沒有說用了可保一世平安,出街有神仙保佑,生仔不怕痛。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAjUobXgqJ2k
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAJ4Il1GyiPT
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA7RwPaRLtat
好了,我得出結論。1312Please respect copyright.PENANATHUpivJEm9
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAdg6NCwyYF9
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAfOjKwkpzr8
「不開。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANA6s9A2T6La0
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAkMmdgdRj7Y
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAZrSJWOkeC1
「頂你咩。」信義破口大罵。1312Please respect copyright.PENANACsJGEpd46b
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA5s8BbzHoPn
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAqgxf432Fvz
「好啦,等我幫你。」小寶把我的手機搶去。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAglpdLzhKiQ
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAWLbz1bT7dT
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAPVMzo9Ped9
……1312Please respect copyright.PENANACZpqusGo1F
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAjqvJBOFCbf
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAHKjDFy1z7V
證明對話是不存在任何意義。1312Please respect copyright.PENANADheiAi6cs5
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAO7pyHaYLHd
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAD96mVzSMMl
「你Facebook是什麼?」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAN9WwqZw2pn
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAbkMkVdN6jw
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAtYG4PdCdZA
「不要用Facebook啦。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAbNA8s7guqZ
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAOReex3Tnlt
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAioAJGM1IUl
「下?為什麼?」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAv9bwLuRgqj
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAHGYruAOxF8
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAp8BoEavryW
笑我太小心也好,可是我從不習慣用Facebook開通其他帳號,覺得這樣不安全。1312Please respect copyright.PENANA1I8TCA0Ndf
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAfEHqF5ll1w
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA2MNg1rTXHW
「如果不用Facebook,哪來朋友?」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAsTmLTOQvJP
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAbtWWombcSU
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAAYAfk1DTh9
「我根本不用。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAbPzYt6NJAl
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAst0LEFM6Q9
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAb8hkQr5ejX
「妳懂什麼啊,阿仁明顯不想見到妳啦,他就懂得選,專開來看美女。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANA7ihKFTsrbs
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAZdcEiY7RHz
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1LsLQLU8B
「下,我不理,反正我知你的帳號,Follow定我先,順手讚好我的POST,哈哈哈。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANATMSDm6afqv
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAP41Ees62pw
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA8AgWNDuQym
呃……還說不著緊,我猜想這才是她的原意嘛。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAF17lFqW6ZJ
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAC3ybvgRpSO
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA1AW4gC60HZ
小寶認真的對著我手機左按右按,問了我的電郵後,又問:「那你要什麼名字?」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAIUsPsvSZ2h
1312Please respect copyright.PENANADOfRdpcKTF
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAOdXYiNXjO2
呃……我認真的思考一會,我說了一個我喜歡的作家名字。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAvcuSA0TGrg
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA964D9WpeiO
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAFpSXBoPrCo
「密碼和帳號一樣好不?」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAjqkm8WxbhR
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAntUD3kkuov
1312Please respect copyright.PENANATIbnsTPOz5
「嗯?」對不起,我在想今天的晚餐吃什麼。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAAddHNcWvMQ
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA4Imk49Pwan
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAV26dwjZzKh
「我說!密碼和帳號一樣好不?」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAXoLZapC992
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAuFvAJcPX04
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAiWKt0arPYg
「好啊。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAnzrszH85pV
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAnDvuwGK2Qd
1312Please respect copyright.PENANArwobmv0iSA
「啊,你的名字有人在用,加個1字在後面啊記得。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAcYowgYomeC
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAT45o5cDu9d
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAPYbkKiKr06
「好啊。」還是吃龍蝦好了。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAz2KMmZxvK7
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAvF7Vy93EMR
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAfanj0uMcc7
「你有在聽嗎。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAO8gKANmi0X
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAjBCUdk03hB
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA3mJ1DPiS5s
「嗯?」1312Please respect copyright.PENANASc1hRlWQ7D
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAyEBixhm4Su
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAUDw5hANI7Q
「你去死啦。」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAFUK2zMONVv
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAinkoKfpjUP
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAKU1bn7oit9
小寶就是那種,嘴巴說話不饒人,心裡卻很善良的人。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAJHKPcISXUO
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAQ126hQBH0Y
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAo2NrNK00un
就這樣,我開了自己的Instagram,不過也如前面所說,我根本用不著,就這樣有一段時間放著不用。1312Please respect copyright.PENANA7T2m7pxE9I
1312Please respect copyright.PENANABqNdq28UTj
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA2zRkwdPYgZ
甚至我換了新手機後仍是這樣。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAOD0QA0zFAc
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAEaQZAxFQDr
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAQbB6oMPgfE
一直到……近陣子。1312Please respect copyright.PENANAuK3L4vqkT3
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAqgSmnGn64D
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAY2KJmJrVky
1312Please respect copyright.PENANAmP0pKXUMWW
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA8REmzzDxAj
**「為什麼會這麼多人follow一個不認識的女孩子?」1312Please respect copyright.PENANAxsxkzVZN4y
1312Please respect copyright.PENANA7WuLvd34vF
「用來解決生理需要。」