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Apr 18, 2020 625 6 Mins Read
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第二日我已經迫不及待咁執埋剩餘嘅行李準備去新屋，就離開住左三十年嘅屋企前，呀媽拉埋我去一邊，好語重心長咁同我講嘢。

佢一定會話呀仔呀，呀媽同你講……然後講一大輪嘢，長氣到死。

「呀仔呀，呀媽同你講。」

See比我講中咗。

「我同Daddy幫你手比首期，係為咗你第時結婚生仔。你都唔細啦，係時候識返個女仔，快啲生返個B比呀媽抱孫。」

我拍一拍呀媽膊頭：「放心啦，我好快就會識到女仔㗎啦。」

有層樓係手，啲女仲唔飛撲埋嚟！我都想快啲識返個女朋友仔到時日扑夜扑大戰千幾回合。

之前某參選議員講過一個好嚴重嘅問題，就係樓價太貴，年輕人想扑嘢都無地方可以扑呀！不過唔緊要，宜家有層樓就唔同講法。

「放心啦！我都大個仔啦！我走啦。」早一兩日已經搬左好多嘢去新屋，拉埋呢轉行李就可以唔洗再返嚟，我拉住行李往門口方向走。

好鬼型咁頭也不回，一走出家門我立即深呼吸，係自由嘅空氣！我聞到自由嘅空氣呀！

係呢三十年我從未感受過！宜家終於可以一嘗自由嘅滋味。

我call咗的士無幾耐就到咗我住個座大廈，一入去就見到個保安呀姐坐咗係一邊偷懶，完全無理過其他住客。我拉住行李走入𨋢，正當我想㩒關門制嗰陣，忽然有一把好甜美嘅聲音叫住我：「唔該！等埋。」

我立刻㩒返開門制，𨋢門一開就見到一個著住紅色制服裙，拉住行李嘅空姐走入嚟。

「唔該。」佢望住我，露出好甜嘅笑容講。

「唔使客氣。」唔知係咪做空姐嘅都一定喺靚女，我忍唔住偷偷望咗佢幾眼。

佢好似發現到我偷望佢：「咦……我好似無見過你嘅？」

我無諗過佢會主動提出話題，我有啲愕然。

「係呀，我係新嚟嘅住客。」

「喔！咁唔怪得啦！我叫Tracy呀，住你樓下個層。」到咗五樓，𨋢門一開佢就拉住行李箱走出𨋢。

趁𨋢門未關上，我都立即自我介紹：「我叫Gary呀。」我講完自己個名之後，望住佢甜美笑容我成個人呆咗，而𨋢門就關上咗。我有啲後悔自己做咩發呆，唔㩒實𨋢門問佢拎電話。

到咗六樓，我就走出𨋢拎鎖匙開門，走入屋企。

一入到屋企我就立即坐落棕色嘅皮製梳化到，我瞇埋眼攤咗係度。

柔軟嘅梳化十分美好。

寧靜嘅環境都十分美好。

一嚟到新環境就識到個靚女空姐真係非常之美好！

我諗我開始轉運行桃花運啦！

諗起啱啱個Tracy 真係幾靚女，笑容好sweet個樣有啲似林明禎。下次搵機會八下佢住咩室，問佢拎電話，睇下有無機會認識認識下。

嚟到新屋第一件事緊係嚟個新屋第一炮。正當我係到諗緊睇三上悠亞定上原亞衣嗰陣，我個好朋友忽然打電話嚟，我心諗又會咁啱打電話嚟，唔知係咪想約埋今晚一齊睇波。

唔聽佢電話還好，一聽佢電話就聽到佢好慌張嘅聲音：「黃家杰，你宜家係邊呀！」

「我咪到咗新屋囉。元家強你做咩好似好驚咁嘅？」

「唔好講咁多啦，救命呀！你快啲上嚟九樓先啦！救命呀兄弟！」家強講完呢句說話之後就cut咗我線。

「都唔知你發咩神經！」家強叫到好似就死咁，好似佢屋企發生咗命案咁。既然佢叫到，身為兄弟嘅我就只好上去佢屋企睇下佢搞咩鬼。我將電話放係褲袋，拎起放係枱上面嘅鎖匙就出門口搭𨋢上九樓。

點知一去就踏上咗條不歸路。

一到九樓我就㩒佢門鐘：「搞咩咁急叫我嚟呀……」

我未講完門已經打開咗，我未反應得切眼前一個黑影，一個著住黑色lace性感內衣嘅女人跌係我懷抱裡面。正確嚟講係家強將一個膠Mary推係我身上，我抱住個膠Mary呆咗咁望住佢，只見家強佢拉住褲頭好慌張咁叫：「快啲帶住個公仔走呀！我老母唔知發咩神經話上嚟幫我執屋，比佢發現就不得了啦！」

「我屌……你唔係呀嘛！玩埋啲咁嘅野。你叫我點收埋拎落去呀！我唔要呀……」識咗家強咁耐，我無諗過佢竟然咁變態玩埋呢啲野，我情願佢出去玩女人。

我將個膠Mary推返佢到，家強又推返去我到。

「咪啦屌……」

「嚟啦，趕唔切啦。」

我哋來來回回咁將膠Mary推嚟推去，忽然家強隔離屋傳出開門聲，咁啱Mary推係我身上，身體本能反應下我抱住Mary跑去後樓梯。

一關上咗防煙門，我背脊貼住道門流曬汗，個心怦怦咁跳。

仆街呀……今次碌柒啦！

我望住膠Mary個腦海好似停止咗思考咁，唔知自己接落嚟應該要點做。

「屌……」今次真係屌佢老母啦。

搬個Mary去搭𨋢又唔可以，萬一比其他人見到咪以為我係個變態佬。最後我好白痴咁將Mary倒吊孭住落樓梯。

諗起家強一開門就拉住個褲頭，我嚴重懷疑佢係咪啱啱係屋企玩弄過個Mary，我專登將佢倒吊係因為我有一個兄弟就夠啦，唔使再見到千千萬萬，億億聲嘅兄弟！

一諗到佢點輕撫個Mary，點玩弄個公仔。孭住佢嘅我好似比兄弟侵犯過咁，一諗到呢到我就忍唔住反胃乾嘔：「嘔……」

個公仔又重到死，孭到我喘曬氣，忽然「砰」一聲係樓梯迴響，內心有唔好預感。我一低頭就望到我部Iphone跌咗落樓梯，個Mon爆撚咗……

我開始係到懷疑緊人生，點解我要上去朋友屋企，點解宜家我要孭住個膠Mary，點解宜家會咁折墮。

「我屌！唔撚係呀。」我之後一定要問家強拎返錢去整個Mon。

原本以為去到新屋，係一個美好嘅開始，點知係一場災難嘅開始。

終於行到落六樓，正當我想推門出去嗰陣，係防煙門嘅玻璃到見到有兩個女仔企係我屋企門外面。

「屌……邊撚個呀！阻住晒。」當我望真啲點解個女仔咁熟面口嘅？

仆街啦……

黃家柔！

點解佢會係到㗎！佢身邊點解企住一個女仔，仲要拎哂行李㗎！

忽然我回想起呀妹提過有個網友回流返嚟香港，想搵屋住。提過我可以租一間房比個網友住。

我明明講過唔得㗎！佢做咩仲帶個網友嚟，咁樣我點收埋個膠Mary呀。

忽然我聽到一陣好似從地獄傳嚟嘅腳步聲，嚇到我係咁標汗。

唔係咁黑仔呀嘛！係呢個時候有人行樓梯定有保安巡樓呀。

我黃家杰遇到呢三十年嚟人生最大嘅危機！

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#46 後記
#47 外傳 我與魔女生活的everyday 1.
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