「信,你已經把元技長公子逼到牆壁強吻了嗎?」261Please respect copyright.PENANAU4OIvbt69T
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「你在說什麼,好端端的為什麼提到他?」261Please respect copyright.PENANAQZWYePawLV
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「全世界都看得出來你喜歡他,都什麼時代了還玩暗戀?不如我直接替你試探他的反應。」261Please respect copyright.PENANATFbFJGqc0D
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「不需要這樣,不用問他。」倪信拒絕。261Please respect copyright.PENANAxRM75Grwzs
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以前小均至少兩個月現身一次,卻沒有人把他們想在一塊,反而這一年從未出現的小均,被團員一口咬定是他暗戀的對象。261Please respect copyright.PENANAMU5jjntp6H
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喜歡上一個人原來這麼明顯嗎?261Please respect copyright.PENANAjTnl8lAVAz
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「你不說他怎麼知道?以前他不常出現就算了,現在他已經睡在你房間還在假客氣?」261Please respect copyright.PENANAydxsgk9Iit
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「他今天早上才來找我,還沒入夜你們就開始想歪了?何況他是個直男。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAKZMoNYJvvg
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「直男?你們認識也超過一年了吧?」261Please respect copyright.PENANA4SYD255UF5
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「兩年。」261Please respect copyright.PENANADnyPfxRiP2
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「你到底在擔心什麼?以前那幾任你也沒管過性傾向,直接寫歌當眾表白,你對前任主唱更誇張,問都不問,直接要我們叫他大嫂,幸好他跟同居女友分手選了你,你都不擔心我們喊大嫂挨揍?」261Please respect copyright.PENANAd81J3ZwDOp
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每個樂團主唱最後都變大嫂,他們竟然覺得很習慣⋯⋯。261Please respect copyright.PENANAUnt0VCEe4w
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「小均不太一樣,我不想把他嚇跑。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAHm5B4HgRAI
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「倪信,是誰嚇跑誰?他一個精神病患沒把你嚇跑就要偷笑了,你撲天蓋弟的本能究竟被誰偷走了?」261Please respect copyright.PENANAUrULEuC0Oc
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團員口中指的精神病患是小均,倪信卻覺得胸口挨了一記重拳的是自己。261Please respect copyright.PENANABsGipGYIJb
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「領有身心障礙手冊,不代表有精神疾病。」261Please respect copyright.PENANABDr4kQUAd3
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「這我知道,可是他有,你車禍住院時隔壁床就是他,護理站都在聊他豐富的病史,精神分裂、妄想症什麼的,他還是自殘被送醫,這種人叫做沒有精神疾病?我看他不但是,還是經典款。」261Please respect copyright.PENANAvDwQlZkwdN
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倪信臉上出現痛苦的神色,朋友跟團員非常好奇,一向敢愛敢恨的告白高手倪信,為什麼就是不跟小均告白?261Please respect copyright.PENANAm838oVFqUw
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因為他顧忌,因為他害怕,因為小均是個身心症患者。261Please respect copyright.PENANAg3bcuFL7Pl
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倪信的哥哥也是身心症患者,跟小均同樣有自殘傾向,哥哥跟他在襁褓時就被分開,哥哥身邊是媽媽,他身邊是爸爸,分處地球兩端。261Please respect copyright.PENANAkisldvGMC8
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他想像中的一家團圓從未實現。261Please respect copyright.PENANAjxF3RjS8k2
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只能對著鏡子想像哥哥長相,應該一模一樣吧,畢竟是雙胞胎,會有哪裡不一樣?261Please respect copyright.PENANAdkf0BoR8KH
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大四快走到尾聲那年,他畢業即失業,順便失戀了。261Please respect copyright.PENANAaomoPI0UBk
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失戀後的倪信白天行屍走肉,晚上爛醉如泥。261Please respect copyright.PENANAEFtx1ylG0r
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在他最失意的時候,他第一次見到自己的媽媽跟哥哥。261Please respect copyright.PENANA3Nqad1cw9N
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母子倆從地球的另一頭跑來投奔。261Please respect copyright.PENANAMmHU5qsXbJ
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多可笑,二十幾年來不聞不問,出事了才能相認。261Please respect copyright.PENANAfnAbs00A0u
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哥哥出事了,他瘋瘋顛顛,誰也不認得,整天自言自語,媽媽說以前他不是這樣,哥哥很有才華,還曾自己組團擔任主唱。261Please respect copyright.PENANAfX4Zbdj5Kg
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只是哥哥一向我行我素,離家多年跟家裡斷了聯絡,再回來時已經發瘋,手中抱著一個來路不明的嬰兒,還要靠媽媽用DNA才能確認孩子是哥哥的骨肉。261Please respect copyright.PENANAz85AtzAAIY
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玩地下樂團是我們兄弟基因裡帶來的天性嗎?倪信好想聽聽哥哥的樂團表演,可惜⋯⋯。261Please respect copyright.PENANAgEZnvcpt3D
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那個未曾謀面生他沒養過他,第一次見面的媽媽,果然就跟家族傳說一模一樣,沒有母愛,更沒有責任感!261Please respect copyright.PENANAyJ4UxiJe8a
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她說完哥哥的事情,隔天竟然消失了。261Please respect copyright.PENANAbjH9PrcC3z
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可能逃回美國,她當初就是扔下他,一手抱著哥哥,另一手牽著情人私奔。261Please respect copyright.PENANA5od8ozaG2k
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二十幾年後她進階了,不帶感情拋下兩兒一孫,恩斷義絕開溜,至今音訊全無。261Please respect copyright.PENANAugvCUvFsW7
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倪信打算無怨無悔照顧哥哥,跟爸爸一起帶大哥哥的小孩。261Please respect copyright.PENANAxLCznYscXP
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這麼重大的任務,他應該就沒空買醉想前任吧。261Please respect copyright.PENANAqAeywbV0SR
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爸爸對倪信的支持感到很欣慰,他們在鄉下的祖厝安置哥哥,哥哥很乖,沒給他們惹麻煩,孩子也很好帶,不常哭鬧。261Please respect copyright.PENANAC7J4qr59xp
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一個月後哥哥卻離奇失蹤,連護照也不翼而飛,全家心急如焚到處尋找,可是他們沒有證明哥哥身分的證件。261Please respect copyright.PENANAQ26KZoes4c
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哥哥跟他們血脈相連,還跟倪信長得一模一樣,可笑的是,對警方而言,哥哥只是一個分身不明的外籍人士,這世界也太荒唐了。261Please respect copyright.PENANAQd1vsVLtWi
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造就一切荒謬情節的人是他的母親。261Please respect copyright.PENANAWFFQOnlLHv
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哥哥失蹤後的某一天,警局打電話說人找到了,他們總動員衝去接哥哥,到了警局卻沒有一個警察承認他們打過這通電話。261Please respect copyright.PENANAXhcYLUQUL9
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失望的家人還沒回到家,房子就失火了,所幸家裡沒人,但哥哥就這樣不見了。261Please respect copyright.PENANAoeBYRX3oUk
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火災調查後說是人為縱火,哥哥住過的房間被澆了許多汽油,哥哥留下的舊照、生活過的痕跡全被燒成焦炭。261Please respect copyright.PENANAyWQz59hroH
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這時他們才意識到哥哥失蹤有內情,人家都跑來燒房子了,不知哥哥或媽媽到底在美國惹上什麼禍?261Please respect copyright.PENANAjsi3z3UuRn
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爸爸沉痛思考了一夜,隔天對全家耳提面命,不要跟任何人提到哥哥的事,禁止倪信上網貼出這件事,怕會引來記者注意,家人只好低調尋人。261Please respect copyright.PENANAg3k41zeG3X
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他們經人指點,先派人偷偷將哥哥的孩子丟到育幼院門口,等棄嬰新聞上電視了,才由倪信冒充孩子的爸爸出面處理。261Please respect copyright.PENANA8QYlAN7LYO
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雖然是下下策,可是他們不知道孩子的媽是誰,連是哪一國人都不清楚。261Please respect copyright.PENANAaCZlBUHi2y
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幸好雙胞胎的DNA相同,讓倪家用不尋常的方法讓倪信以生父名義將孩子領回來。261Please respect copyright.PENANAaKo4v0dT6L
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從此爸爸絕口不提哥哥的名字,倪信卻執意替這孩子取名”倪念保”,這是他對哥哥一輩子的牽掛。261Please respect copyright.PENANAQivyObZ9J0
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哥哥,我相信總有一天我會找到你。261Please respect copyright.PENANAFa7nkRGWoj
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失戀又失親,倪信“叔代父職”以倔強的堅強想彌補畢業那年一口氣發生的所有遺憾。