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班上的人倒的倒,趴的趴,又該死的正面臨期末考試的我們,對於自己的未來“完全是一片黑暗”來形容。47Please respect copyright.PENANA0WQmJNZjRW
嗯?你問說乾嘛不去開冷氣?開玩笑!班上的冷氣可是要用冷氣卡才能開的啊!47Please respect copyright.PENANAEOwUVgfPUI
而我們美麗的救星(冷氣卡),正安穩的躺在總務長的抽屜裡,誰都知道總務那死脾氣,要是亂翻他抽屜惹到他我們也不用活了…直接上天堂。47Please respect copyright.PENANAQH8dAWMj3I
我旁邊的某同學,姑且先稱呼為同學1號,哀怨的說道,47Please respect copyright.PENANAa0ueqYhZt8
「好熱…冷氣…」47Please respect copyright.PENANAUWlZyMh8eE
我默默的將手上的小型USB電風扇吹向他,順間露出了治癒的笑容。47Please respect copyright.PENANAgeI8X3mpdy
「…………………」47Please respect copyright.PENANArLXg5XnXCf
班長趴在講桌上,抱怨著說道,47Please respect copyright.PENANAEB1MO5xS5X
「拜託誰去開個冷氣啊…會死真的會死…」47Please respect copyright.PENANAHWqqnrzp1N
風紀冷冷的哼一聲,47Please respect copyright.PENANAfWwR2GIKk3
「沒那麼簡單就到駕鶴西歸謝謝,生命強韌如小強的妳,怎麼可能就這點程度會要了妳的蟑螂命。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAyIijdqASRM
班長微微的瞪了他一眼,47Please respect copyright.PENANAFns3wbiV9x
「你講話可以別那麼賤嗎!想被我揍是不是?」47Please respect copyright.PENANASfX2erwZgO
「妳想揍我的話,不是早該揍了嗎?」風紀聳了聳肩,幽幽的繼續趴下去吹電風扇。47Please respect copyright.PENANAXBlX50g8Vx
副班長嘆了一口氣,47Please respect copyright.PENANAV6piQdVjMz
「我打電話問他看看,你們先忍耐一下吧。」47Please respect copyright.PENANAIujXuwHtMw
「欸額,不用問了。他叫我們直接開。」某同學2號表。47Please respect copyright.PENANAA6f80F5Sr7
「喔耶!!!!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAoqYUKiO7Rc
全班同學歡呼的同時,幾乎所有人都撲向總務的抽屜,將冷氣卡插進去,按下『開』的按鈕後,彷彿簇擁著三千佳麗似的擠在冷氣通風口的那瞬間…47Please respect copyright.PENANAr3RqoE3o1e
「……………………怎麼好像不冷。」47Please respect copyright.PENANASvQcxURkHk
風紀用著『你是白痴嗎? 』的表情鄙視道,47Please respect copyright.PENANAQsDRQc4hvZ
「才剛開你是要它多涼啊?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAMDEdK1Dy2E
班長默默的把通風處往下拉,風記就把通風處往上拉,往下,往上,往下,往上…47Please respect copyright.PENANAvorux8F5No
「妳是腦袋有洞吼!」47Please respect copyright.PENANAzEzB5MB3bx
風紀就在那順間直接炸毛了。47Please respect copyright.PENANAguNbW6KAe3
班長不甘示弱的抗議,47Please respect copyright.PENANA0G1GwYjYee
「很熱嘛不行喔!」47Please respect copyright.PENANApM5wXvpjIU
風紀再度鄙視,47Please respect copyright.PENANAy64xkdOTEx
「妳真的是白痴嗎?我問妳,冷空氣是往上還往下?」47Please respect copyright.PENANAMgARImtE8i
各位親愛的同學,來上一下物理課程吧,冷空氣是往下的,因為論重量來說,冷空氣會比熱空氣重,所以冷空氣往下而熱空氣往上,此為國小程度。47Please respect copyright.PENANAN7gKxT35cC
班長頓時語塞,47Please respect copyright.PENANACAU3vQtmih
「額…欸額…」47Please respect copyright.PENANApDM9dh4HIe
風紀鄙視更加濃厚了,47Please respect copyright.PENANARkU0llUMgO
「白痴,往下!上課都沒在上還敢睡覺?不想活了是吧?」47Please respect copyright.PENANA2PxjH0iwVT
「我、我我我我我當然是知道的啊!只是剛剛沒想到而已…」47Please respect copyright.PENANA9Ibt6Ss28x
說的好心虛!全班同學默默的在內心一同吐槽。47Please respect copyright.PENANAtcF8A02tmm
風記馬上開啟說教模式,應該說真不愧是風記,好名副其實!47Please respect copyright.PENANA7Pad3vfgEe
「妳這傢伙!睡覺還想狡辯!小心我以後都把妳列入黑名單妳信不信?上次『壞掉的巧克力事件』是想被我再挖出來一次嗎!」47Please respect copyright.PENANA8fA0RJFMZJ
全班同學幾乎可疑的抖動肩膀,包括我在內,一想到那次的事件還真的是會笑死人。47Please respect copyright.PENANArtCsITMlyk
班長之所以會被發現在睡覺,是因為她在上課的時候,有一隻母蟑螂飛進了她張大的嘴巴里,就在『喀嚓』吃下去的那瞬間,班長醒了,結果發現她嘴角有隻疑似蟑螂腿的東西後…47Please respect copyright.PENANAbuitSYwUmb
算了,接下來的情節太過噁心,不宜多說。47Please respect copyright.PENANAFGFHR1xhQu
副班長默默的走到冷氣下方,抽出濾網後問道,47Please respect copyright.PENANAYmQqGi9E4E
「是誰洗我們班冷氣濾網的?」47Please respect copyright.PENANA7Lz7KDAVCd
「咦?我啊?」風記疑惑的指著自己。47Please respect copyright.PENANALTY9bZRLiT
副班長揮動著冷氣濾網,幽幽地說道。47Please respect copyright.PENANAR4ilzt7qws
「壞掉了喔,風紀。」47Please respect copyright.PENANASKw4HiZvBf
「………………欸欸欸欸欸欸欸!!」47Please respect copyright.PENANA2ApYFSoQiu
冷氣被送修的這段期間,風紀被總務長罰的十分慘烈,雖然不算好的結局,但也不算太壞(?)ns 15.158.61.46da2