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剛聽完亞瑟會長講完話的日狼，在自己門前常嘆了一口氣，然後打開自己房間的門，開始每日晚間的例行公事。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXpx1PByoS
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但是——93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj9i5Oc1XM
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嗯嗯，明明打開的是自己的房門，卻發現又有人在裡面霸佔他的床鋪，而且還不是自己的女友拉普拉斯，也不是自己的分身趁日狼不在時偷睡，也不是他養的寵物詹姆斯再進行抗議。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqG04igWETc
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闖入者正在床鋪上練習跳躍，很明顯的看的到一根紅色呆毛在搖晃。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBcK2wXHNz
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「額……植人醬……不要在我床上跳好嘛……」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZIiEUiqvo
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tVJB2rFYq
植人醬手上拿小小日狼，一邊在日狼的床鋪上跳，一邊用很堅定的口氣對剛回到房間的日狼大喊。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTNGuTmKA8
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「不，我絕對不會讓你對我的小日狼公仔，咬掉他的頭！！！絕對不！」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoT3g5bXny
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIdCobQbvO
植人醬又來找日狼麻煩了，日狼如此理解。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF4ooCOxxrg
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「我不是說過了嗎？如果我要取得分身的記憶就得把分身和我混在一起。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGGADNYT5D
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日狼站在門口那，一邊關門，一邊嘆氣，然後發現角落他的分身倒在那邊，已經成為植人醬練劍的對象，被砍成不知道該如何形容的樣子，四分五裂還不足以形容這慘狀，然後沒有望見詹姆斯的影子，連鼠窩的墊子都被搬走了，不知跑到哪去，日狼想著，詹姆斯該不會打包離家出走吧……但植人醬沒有給日狼思考的時間，意志堅決的喊叫。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevhC0MCRFE
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySJmAkffoV
「不管！在我看來那動作，無論怎麼看都是違反勇者的道義，身為勇者就是要阻止這種事情發生。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvHhYib1tQ
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0ZOkH5niN
「那都是我好嗎，別鬧了，植人醬。」日狼嘆了一口氣，無奈地表示。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcpOzsWcxLc
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGFsNN3czr
「不要，你還會在嘴裡嚼嚼嚼，你知不知道想像那畫面多麼的……」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhtcowXjX4
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「你可以不要看啊……」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRQxh0MoV0Q
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb4nvPmDOxm
「不行！阻止【魔王】作亂，是身為勇者的本份。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad1d273Jkl
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34rk7LLPRF
「尤其是你還把那麼可愛的小小日狼，用那種方法給吃掉，已經達成了《勇者協會手冊》第四十七頁，第１３１條規定，虐待或殺害小動物的【魔王】，可以直接殲滅。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IYnuwvkCw
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIb5d4Dja6Q
「拜託……就只是把黏土嚼一嚼混在一起，然後喀吱喀吱吞下去而已。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUiEWV4LfX
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「不行！！」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIbFdxjHPJ
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此時，日狼感嘆地向植人提出心中的疑問。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWjsXLyXt3
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYm0yy2Sjxm
「植人醬，你一直以來到底把我當【勇者夥伴】還是【魔王】？」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaNJ6PARv4
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrgrtcmtFt
「兩者都是，而且你【魔王】的身分，還被記錄在勇者征討名單上中，雖然是舊名字，即使躲過我的制裁，但這並不代表其他勇者不能來殲滅你。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoVGuOenLN
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此刻，日狼突然撲了過去，想搶奪植人醬手上的小小日狼，只不過被植人醬輕鬆的閃過，頭撞到牆壁扁了。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCctZbeCklw
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「只不過……」植人思考了一下。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6Do8KLhy2
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「只不過什？」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDlY9ft1dc
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTLgnXeZ3Q
「你現在在勇者手冊上，已經被標記成戰鬥廢材，而且還不會死，我想……大概沒其他勇者對呆狼感興趣，就算吃飽沒事幹，也不會來找你。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92krDjYKmc
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDscnupGhp
日狼甩晃了一下頭，又變回正常的樣子。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJRm92eT70
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUYgiKcUjK
「額……勇者手冊那邊怎麼樣，那都不重要，趕快把小小日狼給我啦。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOK4ZYJO7e3
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtd97sgNEYk
「不行！！！想從勇者手上拿東西，就打贏我吧！！！」植人醬大聲喊叫著。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuYSJmhvSP
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLKcGJUMkL
「這樣好麻煩喔，就不能直接給嗎？！我是你夥伴耶？」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTYCBTrdh9W
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJZB5qeAbT
「你是魔王，我是勇者。沒辦法。」植人醬一副天經地義宣示。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AOs1MjzHE
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoKgMvHxB6
「那你覺得我有甚麼可以贏你？！就比那個吧！」日狼垂下耳朵。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOBjNnuXUsV
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkI8DsdGVhV
「我思考一下。」植人醬停止了在床上跳躍，陷入了思考狀態。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbV64W0NFjW
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3OT0EbgaJ
大約過五分鐘，這五分鐘日狼仍不放棄武力搶奪，但每次都以身體扁掉失敗告終。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPhfAfMW6N
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xs9Ucxhxx
「有了！！」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uHYqoAkM5
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQI541LqpbA
植人醬高興地大聲嚷嚷，像是想到甚麼般，開始笑了一下，然後非常正經的慢慢說了一個名詞。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmeK9gE3sY
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「呆毛對戰！！！」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxO4b9Qffp
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「那又是蝦小？！」日狼愣住，聽著植人醬在床上解釋。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSNI9ctTfI
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXDQe1k89Q
「那是前陣子在民間很流行的比賽，現在已經被列入每年舉辦一次【星運】的比賽項目，很受歡迎說。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tkBeKN5oY
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwKSWiAk0F
「所以那到底是甚麼比賽？！」日狼不懂繼續追問著。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IctpQgQM2
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ssojJY5i9
「就是呆毛啦！呆狼！你不會連呆毛都不知道喔？」植人醬對著日狼大聲嚷嚷。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuBmEsEnru
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「你可以當我不知道了。」日狼表示。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrV5pyctNM
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWRf9KEHW7
「呆狼。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbe5stckkQ
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOrKPU0TzA
植人醬順口表示，然後兔耳抖了幾下，頭髮正中央，翹出了一搓毛，對著日狼講。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytt1nItkqb
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8jcrNh5SJ
「你看我，我示範給你看，這就是呆毛。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡft8Kr3PEGx
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日狼眼睛瞪得很大，下巴不自覺抬高，完全呆滯的狀態，聽著植人醬繼續講解。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBv2xbKMWf
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3crMmI13Ka
「呆毛可以這樣。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcDmE726Qp
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xFftIScwB
植人醬頭上呆毛正高速的旋轉，那速度已經跟直升機的螺旋槳差不多了。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeRJ9J3dSw
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03BLKtwhZv
「只不過我太重了，飛不起來。」植人醬幽默地自嘲著，然後繼續補充。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByHbhkUmz0
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgEbS3UGbS
「聽說有些人的還可以當天線用，可以接收一些莫名其妙的訊號。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOOg4AGlEK
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI65mwwdwBt
「額……植人醬。」日狼此時舉手，植人醬看見了。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2q1XsPRqD
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SPdje3Vyh
「嗯？有何問題。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvHS2k6Xjq
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVWOt7V2I8
「你有沒有想過，我哪來的呆毛跟你對打？」日狼吐槽。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaxPRqkFDg
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLlmLB0SoJ
「簡單，自己捏一個，反正你都成了黏土怪了。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeC4q2vzCvA
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXudWicTBeg
頓時之間，植人醬頭上的呆毛，又縮了回去頭髮之間，然後另一搓呆毛浮了上來，這個呆毛頓時做了個行雲流水般的武功架式，植人醬然後催促著日狼。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDrVcz4sdW
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「快啦，我都弄給你看了。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1QaW9opz4
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEaLfeg0RZ
「一定要嗎？！我覺得無論如何我都打不贏耶！？能不能直接把小小日狼給我，然後我不用咬的總行了吧？」日狼又再度的傻愣住。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UyuxXMwJN
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AqDxCloKG
「那你說說你要怎辦。」植人醬反問道。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwx097GkPWK
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4msDsK8nb7
「反正都是黏土，我揉進身體裡，跟直接咬掉都是一樣的。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRyeds9nzTA
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCBc9n6yPQ
日狼提出了方法，植人思考了下表示。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eM7Z4CAd2
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「嗯，那就揉進身體裡吧，這我還可以接受。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8qTIfkQgC
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接著植人醬把小小日狼，扔了過去。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmGvtXgfS5
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但是——93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5gJFfaMA2
日狼一接到手，很順口地咬了下去，然後喀吱喀吱，就像咬零嘴般的自然，咀嚼了幾下，吞了下去。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfUoFV7lIH
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6sVh6CZmC
阿！慘了。日狼如此心想，然後望向那豎起紅色兔耳朵的植人醬，開始集氣。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdt8kgYEKSK
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8wL7KlBSf
「日狼……」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinFyxcKO9o
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU76ulhv8tN
植人醬全身冒出憤怒的鬥氣，頭上出現了無數個青筋。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIF7LSUhJY
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzOKEbPgVm
「死狼魔王，終於露出原型了齁。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTInq5wSdOh
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbFlVo4lI5
「啊……我想我今天可能要被分成很多個黏土塊了。」此時日狼喃喃自語著。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCccfC1CGPJ
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW24CEuAMkE
日狼眼睜睜的看見無數個劍刃之氣，朝他自己飛來，穿過他的身軀，劃過他的四肢，切過他的狼耳朵和狼尾巴，他突然領悟分身的無法用言語形容的慘狀是怎麼來的了，像是看開了說了句。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrM6GnV2da
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「安息吧，我。」93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQA5tAmHeg
93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQIP1vyQsJ
日狼的房間內傳出狼魔王的一陣襖襖哀嚎。93Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIl0Sije4M
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