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「因為你超像吸血鬼的！屁股球球王！」當天晚上，德基在宿舍學桃樂絲蠻橫的樣子給梅因和大葆士看。 64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dVQEpkVKD
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「有像有像！」梅因點頭：「但我還是要給你一個忠告：你再學下去會被噬魂魔收走喔！刺蝟最近在招喚阿拉丁噬魂魔。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrjYIGcJV8
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「不對，是『阿克拉噬魂魔』，梅因，請你跟我唸一次。」大葆士糾正：「祂是傳說中遊走在『前地』第一大冰幕的惡魔，又被稱為『北卡喀喀』的魔鬼。傳說祂會襲擊遇到山難的旅人，將他們的皮剝下來穿在身上。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0FRjpk7su
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「我才不要唸咧！小不點你是嫌我要背的東西還不夠多嗎？」梅因單手按住大葆士頭頂，隨後像發現什麼，雙眼發亮。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtUltF0WzH
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「欸我好像可以把他連人帶頭提起來耶！用單手！」梅因說罷就想實驗，但被大葆士掙脫。後者小跑步到門口前，雙手叉腰不滿地看著梅因。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbfAICgFHu
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「從現在開始禁止梅因把我當健身器材使用！每違規一次德基就要給我一個漢堡──」大葆士話還沒說完，便被突然打開的房門掃到牆邊。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcccGJuSrFT
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「不要站在門口罵人，你們的聲音大到外面都聽得到。」香濃提著紙袋進來，邊關門邊拉起黏在牆上不動的大葆士：「你有沒有怎樣？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpZ40QGV7c
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「他不會怎樣啦！超耐打的他！」德基興沖沖地搶過香濃手中的紙袋。原本以為是吃的，結果是四本《木樁之夜》劇本和原作畫本。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQZnvNoqXy
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「少擺那種表情！不然你們以為我去威斯坦的辦公室幹嘛？」香濃扔掉外套，一個翻身趴臥在床上開始算塔羅牌：「一群爛傢伙，盡是搞些爛活動，害我都不能好好休息。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgNpfG0tCX
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508 號宿舍的成員們手拿《木樁之夜》劇本，趴在桌前研究。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNX3ORiQKJP
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「吸血鬼獵人『伊蘭』在進入『木樁屋』前，先是輕鬆解決徘徊在屋外的木乃伊，接著在鐘聲響完後推開厚重的大門──」德基憤恨地扔下書：「什麼叫『輕鬆』解決？木乃伊是能輕鬆解決的嗎！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDD0gAG5I9
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「能的，德基你看這張插圖。」梅因把原作畫本遞給德基看：「看到地上這一團繃帶嗎？作者懶得畫你，所以用一團繃帶表示你被解決了。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXtqIYRzXG
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「我要寫信給作者，讓他增加木乃伊的戲分！」德基搶走梅因的書，扔到地上：「糞作啦！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunL0PdKfXy
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「打擾一下各位，你們能不能幫我找油燈老人出現在原作的哪一段？」大葆士拿著寫滿重點的筆記和書本來到德基和梅因中間：「我怎麼找都找不到。如果你們也找不到，那我等會就要去借教官室的電話打給作者。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡui22zaxNEm
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「哼，不用找了啦，根本沒這個角色！」香濃躺在床上，事不關己地擦拭他的水晶球：「爛貨查斯改編的爛劇本，所有角色他說的算！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPB4VZ62gg5
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「媽蛋死查斯！故意讓我們演醜到爆的壞人，就只有刺蝟的角色是帥的！」德基搶過大葆士的書，翻到有精美插圖的一頁舉給香濃看：「看到了沒！『冰冷俊美的鬼王披著紅色斗篷，輕盈地從三樓跳下來──』」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbg7bW0Y9D
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「冰你老妹蜥蜴乾！以為我想演喔！」香濃重重舉起水晶球，然後又輕輕放下。把水晶球擺好後拿著外套離開房間。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQAUanNWAQ
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「差點以為他要用水晶球丟你耶。」梅因拍拍德基：「他上次就是這樣把壞蛋砸暈的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTerSUnJ2I
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「去他的地獄妹鴿！」德基不爽地來到香濃床邊，弄亂他的棉被：「死刺蝟兇什麼兇！我也只是說說而已！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcAG9fZtsi
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「我好像知道香濃在不爽什麼。」梅因撿起地上的書本：「聖汝德姊姊下個月好像有休假。香濃下課的時候跑去教官室打電話問她能不能來看劇，應該是被拒絕了因為他掛電話的時候臉超臭的。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvegJS6CQIC
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「……為什麼你會知道？」德基挑眉，梅因聳肩。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfREBQq3L6
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「我那時在教官室，他沒看到我。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jiqfkO8uQ
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「你去教官室幹嘛？」德基追問，梅因白了他一眼。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRvC3oWArI
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「我幹嘛告訴你？你是我老媽嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7lgmI568I
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距離話劇演出還有兩個禮拜，今天笛羅特班借了大禮堂進行第一次排演。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwck0S9ses
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（第一幕 獵人與他的正義夥伴準備進入木樁屋）64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEyJqZgP8b
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「伊蘭！聽說木樁屋很危險！我們不能進去！」由桃樂絲扮演的王爵之女同時也是吸血鬼獵人「伊蘭」的夥伴對著查斯叫道：「不要被這個老爺爺給騙了！」說罷，手比向大葆士。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7rPTJmEFR
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只見戴著棉花假鬍的大葆士駝著背，手拿一盞油燈 hehe 怪笑，站在一旁看的德基三人忍不住地噴笑出來！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8ku1XDwIw
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「這隻到底是什麼怪東西！變種花園小精靈嗎！」德基笑到趴倒在地，香濃和梅因則是紛紛撫著肚子，笑歪了臉！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXZdP1izjI
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「喂你們到底是不是同伍的啊？全班就你們笑得最開心！」桃樂絲無奈地喊暫停：「不要每次他出場就笑成這樣！根本妨礙大家排演！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlPa58gCDh
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「抱歉啦、好的好的。」梅因代其他兩人道歉。大葆士站在查斯旁邊看著他們，德基三人也回看他。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAsj6lRrCkc
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「……噗！」三人又噴笑出來，直到坐在鐵椅上的班導生氣地站起來，三人這才連忙摀嘴忍笑。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2uS0EaOlf
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「死吧！」查斯飾演的「伊蘭」用掃把柄砍向「木乃伊」德基的背：「廢物。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffTuiPjRrT
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「你說什麼？有這句台詞嗎！」德基倒在地上，兇狠地轉頭瞪查斯：「死傢伙！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFzRaVMw1x
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「卡！卡卡卡！木乃伊你給我閉嘴！」桃樂絲跳出來：「你們能不能好好地排演？就剩兩個禮拜了，到時戰神殿的長官和其他民眾也會來看，你們不要丟了我們笛羅特班的臉！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQFBLAbKZh
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「噗，這其實沒什麼好丟臉的，畢竟我們又不是演員，演不好又沒差。」倒在地上的「科學怪人」梅因悄聲笑道：「你說是吧？小不點爺爺。」他看向倒在一旁，同樣被殺死的大葆士。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBezFnG7EI
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「我覺得查斯的改編有點殘忍。」大葆士小聲道：「用不著把老爺爺也殺死，他是人又不是怪物，他只是誤入歧途而已。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1IwrQ28ya
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「那邊的屍體可以閉嘴嗎！你們懂不懂什麼叫屍體啊？」桃樂絲接近崩潰的怒吼：「天啊老師！我們可以拒絕讓 508 伍演出嗎？」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tOUukLZb4
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「如果表現一直很差甚至妨礙他人，那確實可以。」威斯坦推了推眼鏡：「英雄話劇是培訓軍校的傳統表演，把它當兒戲看待的人沒資格參與演出。」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6iqMcpCn9
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「我非常認同老師。」蹲在高台上，披著紅色外套的「吸血鬼王」香濃舉手附議：「我自願退出。」 64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlLqELc5eaq
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「不行！」桃樂絲這下又有意見：「其他三個人可以退，但是你不行！」64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkqLi9kCHw
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「為什麼我不行？」香濃狠瞪她。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHAQ5CWSo2
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