John - How come you weren't at bowling tonight? We missed you!
Rose - Ah, John, so lovely to have you call me. Well, I was preoccupied you see...
John - How so?
Rose - I was just a little poorly John, let's leave it at that.
John - Was it that nasty virus? Shouldn't you be isolating?
Rose - No, no, John it was something else...
John - Well, what then? My son is a doctor, you know, so perhaps I can help.
Rose - I had diarrhea, John, okay? Poop was squirting from my behind, okay?
John - Oh. You shouldn't told me.
ns 15.158.61.17da2
