Finally, away from the burning sun, I arrived in the car park with my eight dogs. I happen to be dog sitting right now. One of the dogs, Macadamia, decided to take a mega piss on my foot earlier, which was - you know - the greatest damn thing that could happen to me. I walked closer to the door and briefly glanced at some guy. Tall and handsome with fair skin and blue eyes. No. No, no, no, no, no, Macadamia, stop that. Good Lord, not on his cordovans! Jesus Christ! My God, Macadamia, no! Oh well. Luckily, he didn't notice, he was too busy talking to this girl with hazel eyes. He was picking up her keys. Her keys that were... oh boy. Her keys that were...damp. For God's sake, Macadamia. What is wrong with you? At least they're too busy staring into each other's eyes to notice. Maybe I'll just... make my way out of here before they realize that one of my dogs just...urinated on her keys and his shoes. Oops.
ns 15.158.61.17da2