If you'll allow me to proceed... on to the universe. Well, we don't know much about the universe. But we do know that the universe has an end, and is increasing in size at a rapid pace. I firmly believe that the universe is expanding at the rate of 42 lightspeeds per second. This is supported by the fact that I have no evidence to explain this whatsoever, and therefore must be true. And to serve as additional support for this claim, I must also inform you that pencils are great. In conclusion, the question is, "What is the rate at which the universe expands?" Which is, as I've undoubtedly proven, 42.
And lastly comes everything. Now what does everything mean? Well, it says every THING. Thing refers to an inanimate object, an abiotic substance. This means that by definition, we can rule out life as a factor in this calculation. Now if everything rules out life, then we can only infer that it rules out the universe too. So what is everything? Does it mean... everything else?
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Of course it does! So we're going to have to look at the theory of anti-matter for this one. We're going to take that anti-matter and divide it into moles. Divided into moles, it should be about everything backwards. So, if we subtract gnihtyrevE by itself, we get zero. But if we multiply that zero... by 42... We get zero. But we'll have forty-two zeroes. Coincidence? I think not! So the question must be, "What is the mass of all the antimatter that makes up 42 large amounts of nothing, which is inconsequently and unwarrantedly also everything else besides the universe and organic life." And there you have it! I have brilliantly solved the riddle. Oh, no need to thank me. It was my pleasure.
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