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仔死仔還在

薪水羅賓漢 薪水羅賓漢
Feb 5, 2023 207 3 Mins Read
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No Plagiarism!h4mRKzNSA4dpmFCxETRYposted on PＥNAＮＡ

「hi」

「做緊咩？」

「得閒？」

我細細個已經好鍾意睇逆後宮漫畫，即係成套漫畫、動畫既男人全部都鍾意女主腳個種。其實唔止男人鍾意比女人圍住黎轉，女人都係。但我咁大個女，我覺得嚴格黎講我係冇點樣比人追求過，次次都係朋友開始、日久生情。我係咁大個女都冇試過比多於一個人以上追求嫁！

所以，我知廣大既男性同胞用交友app會好氣餒，但我就好愉快啦。畢竟你好似選妃咁樣滑來滑去，呢件事係有少少治癒，因為唔使用腦。

但我諗我係用交友app用得最失敗既女人黎。

我match到第一個人好似都係同一間u。

「hi」同學仔講。

「hi」我答。

「做緊咩？」佢問。

「睇緊戲呀。」我答。

然後就沒有然後了。

但係都有d人係好健談，例如一黎就：「我好鍾意你。」我相信呢位師兄一定係好少成功有女match到，或者講左幾句就比人已讀不回，佢先會直接進入正題。

咁呢d情況，我係唔識回應既。pass！

不過呢d交友app係好有趣，d囝囝都好怕醜遮曬樣。十個有一半都帶曬口罩呀、做gym個陣遮住個樣影相，咁有d有樣既人又未必係我個type。我見到d靚仔到model咁樣既，就更加心諗佢一定係搵sp、假樣、呃人之類。

因為我個人真係好冇膽既關係，開左個交友app一日我就想拿拿臨熄左佢。

你有冇試過企起鎂光燈下？我覺得自己好似粒蛋咁，愈黎愈多人望住自己，鎂光燈愈黎愈熱，我就黎熟嫁啦。我最怕就係熟人見到自己用交友app，因為呢單野好似柒柒地咁。

我好快就萌生退意，就決定同傾得好少少既幾個人轉場去ig傾啦。

「你張相個日落影得好靚。」依個人用英文簡寫，叫做THH。

「下，咩我唔靚咩？( ･᷄ὢ･᷅ )」我答。我覺得呢個人幾得意，因為通常d人都係讚你個人，而唔係讚你個背景。好多都係問你咁靚點解要用交友app呀之類，呢啲我反而唔識答，唔通答可能因為我太西所以冇人鍾意囉咁咩。

「唔係，你都靚。」THH講。我屌，條友係咪話題終結者黎？

「咁你呢做咩嫁？我見你揸住部相機。」我問。

「我拍野嫁。你呢？」THH答。

「我做editor呀。」我講。

「你都係呢行？剪片？」THH問。

「唔係呀，我係出版社個d編輯。」我講。

「辛苦你啦，依家依d時勢咁敏感。」THH覆。

唔知點解，佢依句問候令我有少少奇怪既感覺，好似有人關心自己咁。

「平時都冇咩野既，你想唔想轉ig傾？我想quit 個app啦。」我sd左自己ig比佢。

我sd完呢句，等左5分鐘、10分鐘、30 分鐘佢都仲未應。

我已經add左4個人左右，其實用交友app如果冇緣份就應該走。其實個天救緊我嫁啦，但只係我唔知。

「好呀。我岩岩add左你啦。」

我有少少開心。

15.158.61.5

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Table of Contents
#0 Intro
#1 無可避免
#2 過得唔好
#3 先哭為敬
#4 Nothing to lose
#5 仔死仔還在
#6 一啪即合
#7 四捨五入
#8 紳士風度
#9 藍毛毛演唱會
#10 千杯不醉
#11 玻璃易碎
#12 GOOD BOY
#13 雨中漫步
#14 藕斷絲連？
#15 Deserve better
#16 老派約會之必要
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