黃炏就像被困在鏡像那二次元空間,那全身鏡子就像是塊櫥窗玻璃,把兩個世界隔絕開。403Please respect copyright.PENANATaMdHImje8
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小羽驚嚇得張大了嘴巴,那恐怖和錯愕感覺飛快的消退,她興奮得立即跳了起來。她也站在鏡子前,近距離看到這個古怪的奇景。小羽和黃炏就像監獄探訪的格局,被塊玻璃擋在二人中間,他們舉起手按住鏡子上面,企圖碰到對方,指尖卻只感覺得到冰冷的玻璃面。403Please respect copyright.PENANAK57WGQ4FCJ
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黃炏擦一下眼睛,樣子好像整晚沒睡好一樣,卻難掩他跟妹妹重逢的興奮:「嘩,我等妳好久了!」403Please respect copyright.PENANArxQaixLAfO
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「等我?怎麼等我?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAPIQZI3mm5t
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「等妳快點發現我在鏡子另一邊吶。」黃炏千頭萬緒,不知道該從何說起:「幾個鐘頭前我碰巧打開衣櫥,竟然看見小羽。沒想到妳這白痴竟然一轉身撞上了衣櫃門,把我又關在櫃內!害我白白等幾個鐘頭,隔著鏡子望著這堆一動不動的衣服,差點就累得睡著了。幸好剛才嗅到燒香的味道,才猜到一定是小羽妳、又或者婆婆回家了。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAK9b3KW7oWU
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小羽摸一下撞瘀了的手肘,回想她剛才在神枱前聽到哥哥那句話,原來是從衣櫃傳來。「等等,哥哥你說甚麼你打開衣櫥?你意思是...你不是困在這塊鏡子裡面?」403Please respect copyright.PENANA4OwB9Hh3Jy
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「困在這是塊『鏡子』?當然不是啦。我這邊是一整個靈界呀。」黃炏愈說愈興奮,彷彿好久沒有跟人說過話。「我不知怎的,有一晚給一隻奇怪的狼狗襲擊,輾轉逃到這個鬼地方。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAveZm3zfRcT
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黃炏頓一頓,試圖好好組織怎樣告訴小羽:「我說是鬼地方,可沒有半點貶義...這裡真的是個有鬼的地方!隨便在街上都會看見殭屍啦、女鬼啦、木乃伊啦,勁搞笑!」403Please respect copyright.PENANA4KXHTmCwQL
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小羽苦笑一下,她可不覺得在街上見到妖怪的話,會有甚麼好笑的。403Please respect copyright.PENANA4X22aQjg4R
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「等等,剛才你說甚麼狼狗?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAGPZZufd72K
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「噢,那是頭古怪的狗呢。那天我在圖書館溫書龜了半天,等到連巿政大樓都打佯了,我就自己一個繞捷徑回家。不知怎的,到了地盤外邊忽然發現一隻大狗跟著我,還突然發難向我衝過來,還拖著我的腿!我一個失足摔到了,給牠拉到地盤暗角轉入去,一直帶到一個不知名的地方。」黃炏卷起褲管,小腿上仍留著一條醒目的咬痕大疤。小羽記起醫生驗屍報告上那「大狗」咬傷,原來是這麼一回事。 403Please respect copyright.PENANAEaEHKFTjfw
「但...哥哥你的『屍體』一直都在街上啊。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAxaNJg6qoUe
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「這就是最奇怪的地方了,我猜吶,那大狗只拖走了我靈魂,卻把我的肉身留在原處。」黃炏愈說愈亂,一向只喜歡安逸生活的他,彷彿踏進了個無盡的夢魘:「那是頭灰色的大狗,又或者是頭狼吧,哎...反正我一直不懂得分辨這兩種動物。牠的眼框裡面沒有眼珠的,紅紅黃黃一片眼白,多恐怖!想必是這頭東西把我當成獵物,一直拖到一條水渠旁,我才迷迷糊糊的痛醒了。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAjzYSOrdEoe
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小羽思疑,在地盤旁襲擊哥哥那頭狼狗,就是大嬸口中的貪狼。她恨不得跑回去廟街再問個究竟。403Please respect copyright.PENANAZC8l1d8nzu
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「然後呢?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAxrRz6DWFws
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「然後?我嚇得差點尿了一地,然後掙扎逃走啦!我用腳踢、用拳扛,那隻畜牲都只當我騷癢。」黃炏抹一把汗,彷彿仍然心有餘悸:「那頭狗真的挺吃得痛,人家整條腿差點就被牠吃掉了。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAZJVtFC4unV
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「但是你到底是怎樣逃走的?」403Please respect copyright.PENANAkmOkNXulFZ
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「哈,我定是前世積福,走了甚麼狗屎好運。牠是自己逃走的。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAPejMPaaQWZ
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可是小羽這個書呆子哥哥一向沒甚麼運動細胞,自小就經常被隔壁的肥仔欺負,現在竟然打得贏一頭怪物,實在太沒可能啊。「沒想到你竟然可以打贏一頭動物。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAbshyo6HtUr
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「妳真笨,我靠的是腦袋啊。」黃炏指指自己額頭,咧嘴而笑:「那時我還未從驚嚇中回復過來,又給牠拖行了好幾十呎,任我怎樣踢牠的頭,牠那長嘴巴始終咬緊我右腳不放。加上躺在地上又不好使力,我唯有扯著牠尾巴,施展一招猴子偷桃...」403Please respect copyright.PENANAHp22RKj4WP
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難怪了...403Please respect copyright.PENANA2WHqhohEwz
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黃炏沒理會小羽的反應,繼續說下去:「可是吶,牠嚎叫一聲以後咬得更加大力。那一刻我還在想:這次死定了!」黃炏說得繪形繪聲,興奮得重新示範那些動作:「窮途末路唯有放手一搏吧,用最我最後一口氣,再施展一招獅子偷桃,一口咬下去...」403Please respect copyright.PENANAsxXAn80u0J
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呃...小羽實在聽不下去,太卑鄙了... 403Please respect copyright.PENANANRBzSFVilD
「然後呢...」403Please respect copyright.PENANAPa7dFd2CdM
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「然後呢...接下來連我都失去知覺,昏迷倒過去了。」黃炏說完他自以為的英勇事蹟,「不知隔了多少天,我才在那條街一堆垃圾堆當中醒來,之後我才知道...我靈魂和肉體分家了,頭上胡裡胡塗的多了個光環!好在那條後巷只是在附近,我猜我的身體還留在家裡。怎料一返到家裡,正發現妳和婆婆剛好出發去殯儀館。我在妳們耳邊叫了半天,妳們都當我透明...呃,或許我真是變了透明吧。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAdZ67j2ChIg
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小羽腦袋轉了幾圈,忽然感到有點不對勁:「噢糟糕了,我們火化了你!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAhNParY7LhM
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「媽的!就是了!」黃炏顯然有點氣憤:「我跟著妳們去了殯儀館,在靈堂後面發現了自己那副肉身。正想安靜專心一點,好試一下怎樣可以重新跟肉體連線。怎麼說呢...我明明就未死,應該總有方法把自己再次貼回去肉身上啊。我發現只要心如止水,差不多就像是禪定一樣吧,我就能稍稍控制到些少肌肉。妳這頭吵鬧的丫頭,卻在我耳邊嘮嘮叨叨!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAEGsEDuI776
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小羽回想一下,依稀記得曾經聽到有人說了一句:「唔好嘈啦」!403Please respect copyright.PENANAWmAPvU9hBs
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「我有次差點就可以重新控制身體了,妳卻拿頭髮來搗我,害我打了個噴嚏!」黃炏叉著腰,隔著鏡子指著小羽,「自此之後,我就沒成功過附回肉身上了!」403Please respect copyright.PENANAV1ThYvXqh2
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「呃...哈哈哈...」小羽唯有以笑遮醜:「人家不知道你的處境嘛。」黃炏掩著額罵了句穢話,不知想發脾氣還是想哭。403Please respect copyright.PENANAtvi6GywjGN
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他兩兄妹站得雙腿有點累,撐起張摺櫈對坐。「那現在怎麼辦?」小羽望著鏡裡面的哥哥,萬一婆婆看見他,要怎樣跟她解釋?403Please respect copyright.PENANAk67Vfd7ugS
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「我也不知道。」黃炏顯得憂心忡忡:「我都是在殯儀館結識了幾戶遊魂,他們帶我穿越到靈界這邊。說我在這邊才不會被鬼差誤以為遊魂野鬼。還有啊,聽街口那班靈界居民說,平常死人的靈魂在靈界只享有七七四十九天免簽證居留,期間一定要主動到登記輪迴輪候冊,排期投胎了。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAIW8aK6Td2U
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「哥哥你怎可以投胎呢?你根本未死啊!」403Please respect copyright.PENANABgZRddYz2y
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「沒辦法啊,可是今天已經是我居留期最後一天。若然後逾期居留,會有牛頭馬面上門抓人的。」黃炏托著腮:「況且...我的肉體都給燒光燒淨,我繼續像遊魂野鬼一樣待在這裡,也於事無補啊。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAeq6wk7cW4z
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這確是一個很複雜的哲學問題...人肉體死了,然後靈魂離開,這就叫做死亡;那麼,若然有個人的靈魂先離開身體,接著身體也消失了,那麼他是生還是死呢?403Please respect copyright.PENANAX6Vj1C9nzx
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「幫我這靈魂重新製造一個身體,妳想可不可能?」黃炏天馬行空的想。「我大概不可能把骨灰變會一副肉體,對吧。」403Please respect copyright.PENANA46pGxi2LM4
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小羽和黃炏一樣想得一頭霧水,畢竟整件事情太不可思議了。她想起精品店那鬍子老闆,會不會有些道具,可以令人起死回生呢?盲炳又知不知道甚麼旁門左道,可以教他們找個幫手?403Please respect copyright.PENANAlHsUAoMzhP
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「哥哥,你先在家等我一下,」小羽重新穿上波鞋,「趁盲炳未收檔之前,讓我先去問問他意見。」403Please respect copyright.PENANAATvJn5fXTh