我轉生了,我轉生了!!轉生成經理在房裡養的一隻巴西龜。71Please respect copyright.PENANAStKLKWQF4d
為什麼會發生這種事?可能是997,只差在沒有007,再加上連日加班,為了業績,追單追得積勞成疾而猝死?71Please respect copyright.PENANAfvOuOsJT69
猝死就算了……還要轉生成巴西龜,轉生成巴西龜就算了!還轉生成那廢物經理養的巴西龜!!71Please respect copyright.PENANAcMiSt6RLQA
怎麼辦……這輩子都要對著那個狗屁不會的廢物經理嗎?71Please respect copyright.PENANAx51YZrEgMG
我從龜缸向外望,看到他那副不可一世的樣子,就想用龜殼撞死他。71Please respect copyright.PENANA0eHznTBQ34
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「新來的。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAvW5ZFdgRsS
「新來的。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAhhmauJ0cyd
「新來的!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAMMOAprPgbH
我的頭被拍了一下。71Please respect copyright.PENANArpiwVTF5yX
「幹嘛打人!」我縮了一下龜頭。71Please respect copyright.PENANAgwpMRMbzEg
「人?你是龜耶。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAH9FdU0gT2d
「……」71Please respect copyright.PENANAxOdekXOsnX
「幹嘛打我的龜頭!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAprQh2jZVkh
「新來的,見你發呆,怕你憋死在水裡。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAXXPl91LYTr
「什麼……?烏龜會憋死嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAgnIjuCt3xM
「不會。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAOgGOpwu6yW
「你有病吧!!」說完,我就重重拍了牠的龜頭一下。71Please respect copyright.PENANAi0g70nmHMi
「新來的!我們在水裡不會憋死都不知道嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAxxpp8d2hls
「這個……你都說我是新來的,不知道有多奇!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAifRXelgFGs
「也對,那新來的,跟你介紹一下這裡。」
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然後,這隻龜就為我介紹了龜缸裡的設施。71Please respect copyright.PENANAE4zwliZser
牠帶著我遊了一圈,這個缸底砂沒有,過濾沒有,日光燈沒有,什麼都沒有,只有屎水和一個簡陋的平台,而且在平台上曬不到陽光!!要曬到太陽,就要到水的某角排隊輪流曬!!71Please respect copyright.PENANAAxTF9siO9R
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「新來的,舒服吧。」其餘的烏龜在排隊,牠們說,每龜曬十分鐘。71Please respect copyright.PENANA3gOqko6YAk
「好……好舒服……原來曬太陽這麼舒服……以前都不覺得……」
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以前收工回家已經晚上,上班不用說,通勤時間都用在地鐵裡,只有離開地鐵站走向公司那一分鐘才能見到太陽。71Please respect copyright.PENANAfPrwsNx6md
對……就是這廢物經理!讓我無法享受陽光的恩賜!整天在不見天日的辦公室裡做做做!!工資不加!加班費不給!每次把功勞搶走!豈有此理!此仇不報我還算巴西龜嗎?
咦……報仇?
沒錯啊!轉生就是為了復仇!!既然讓我轉生成龜,一定有理由的……那就是用巴西龜的軀殼去報仇!!71Please respect copyright.PENANAvAi3tDnWXC
我懂了……神啊感謝袮賜我龜生。
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「你們有名字嗎?」我問道。71Please respect copyright.PENANA3DIf0bEWRP
「名字?那是什麼?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAoe85yNPUlS
「不知道嗎?也對……死老人斑廢物經理,怎麼會幫你們取名字,連盞像樣的日光燈都沒有!」71Please respect copyright.PENANARcsbgNARQh
「老人斑經理?你說那個經常丟食物下來的人?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAi4icBNk0v4
「對!他就是一個賤人!刻薄下屬!搶我們的功勞!加班是我們的!下班去喝酒跟秘書鬼混!不顧我們的死活!把自己的工作掉給我們做!我好歹也是一個小組組長!工資比組員低……嗚嗚嗚……為什麼……好人死得早!禍害遺千年!!」我不忿道。71Please respect copyright.PENANA7hnTswF00J
「別哭了,到我們曬了。」有隻龜推開我。71Please respect copyright.PENANAizurRVuzlZ
「你們……你們都不覺得我可憐嗎!!」我說。71Please respect copyright.PENANAAWLPeRa5Sf
「有什麼可憐的,還能活著就感恩吧。」
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不行……這些烏龜對生活的品質也太低了吧!!這樣子我怎麼報仇……難道我只能活在缸裡,看著該死的腦缺鈣經理平步青雲,升官發財?而我只能過著泡在屎水裡,但不覺得水很臭的可悲龜生?71Please respect copyright.PENANAzNaby4dTUf
天啊!袮怎麼要這樣對我!賜我龜生只為了看我笑話?71Please respect copyright.PENANApJQlQ3vZKq
不……一定有事我能做到的……對了……
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「你們不知道他給你們吃的是劣質食物嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAGsRITcNvTy
「劣質食物?」
「對!吃了就不能傳宗接代!!」
「什麼!!太惡毒了!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAd7SgTMRREK
「還有,他不用日光燈!!這點陽光不夠你們補鈣!!沒有鈣的話!龜殼就長得不漂亮!你們希望自己的龜殼塌下來嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAGvfPmx4QQX
「不……不想……」71Please respect copyright.PENANA056BXe3Vku
「你們四龜,現在加我一龜,一共五龜!生活在這個不足50cm x 50cm的地方!你們幸福嗎!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAJzLdMXJzxy
「我們不姓福。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAhTlI7UF2Bc
「不是!!你們開心嗎!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAdouQWjXrbr
「不開心……」71Please respect copyright.PENANAWWLbTKCAD4
「還有!他造景都不給你們!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAy4qyA3XJdS
「什麼是造景?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAAxduMvBfXN
「就是……好看的石頭!好看的水草!你們不想生活在一個好看的環境裡嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAPRTO7VDGFu
「想!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANA5wuOXcxysT
「還有過濾!!你們喜歡吃屎嗎?」
「他每天都肯扔食物下來的話……我們怎麼會想吃屎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAxID2Eg8kwh
「你們該怎麼辦?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAacMi1FtxM1
「我們該怎麼辦?」71Please respect copyright.PENANA3Wnvd4DH0N
「一群蠢龜!!我們要反抗這個惡魔!他是惡魔!只要反抗他!就能換下一個好人!幫我們加日光燈!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAni0Fu2Gf9f
「保養龜殼!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAPVSQLJvshJ
「加造景!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAoGMNcFFBZl
「玩起來!」
「加過濾!」
「不吃屎!」
「但……我們只是巴西龜……他這麼大一個人怎麼反抗?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAtiDOU2Kp8l
「他的龜頭比我們的還大。」
「對對對!他還會玩龜頭!超恐怖!!」四龜不自覺地縮回龜頭。
「停停停!別再說龜頭的事!你們放心,有我在,我有超多(復仇)計劃反抗他。」71Please respect copyright.PENANA2V7vmgv9c1
「好!我們以後認你做大哥!」71Please respect copyright.PENANA5NAh80H7dE
「那麼我就為你們取名字!作為一隻高大威猛龜!一定要有名字!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAXJrlwTTZHi
「好!大哥你說什麼就什麼!!」
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雖然騙了牠們,心裡過意不去,但是,我絕不會放過這廢物弱智經理!!我要他如履薄冰!升棺發財!71Please respect copyright.PENANAuqBEYYoiSb
「大烏龜頭,小烏龜頭,準備好了嗎?」我問道。71Please respect copyright.PENANAfCEOfFCcKs
「大哥準備好了!」71Please respect copyright.PENANABWPO2Zy8wg
「龜兒子!龜公!你們準備好了嗎?」我問道。71Please respect copyright.PENANAkc6tuKVOtO
「大哥都準備好了!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAe0cbPyX8ab
「那就……」71Please respect copyright.PENANAynrRaBKhcO
「大哥……你真的要這樣做嗎?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAet2RNX2gau
「犧牲我一龜,換全龜幸福,值得了!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAzGltpSWWlA
「大哥!我大烏龜頭永遠記住你!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAvaP085Rs8D
「我小烏龜頭也是!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAyIlMIFaHgj
「我龜兒子只做大哥的兒子!71Please respect copyright.PENANAE75M0MVzBC
「我龜公只為大哥介紹對象!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAFXpLL6aRkt
「你們說的話怎麼怪怪的?算了!感謝的話不用說了!!出擊吧!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAHiwbjWVJtl
「出擊吧大哥!!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAWCavwYA5d7
「爆旋陀螺!!!」四龜合力以迴旋之力將我拋出龜缸,剛好砸中腦麻經理的電腦螢幕,然後落在辦公桌上。71Please respect copyright.PENANA2BH6pr3Xsp
好……到我執行復仇大計的時候……哈哈哈哈哈!!
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第二天,那廢物經理又遲到,到了中午才回來。回到辦公室,看到裡面一片混亂,他就找下屬出氣,等他整理好辦公室後,已經是晚上,整天沒做過正事,只跟老闆說見客就蒙混過關!71Please respect copyright.PENANA3yxTUZAU7K
明天要你好看!
別覺得我的後仇大計很幼稚,我只是一隻巴西龜!你們別想我能做什麼!!我連龜缸都爬不回去!!71Please respect copyright.PENANAPgjt76WNo8
到了傍晚,廢物經理打開電腦,才發現螢幕裂開。他大發脾氣,亂腳到處踢,脛骨不小心撞中桌腳,痛得抱腳倒地。71Please respect copyright.PENANAxyfbDXxmUX
哈哈哈!!大快龜心!我看到龜缸內的烏龜頭們拍手稱快。71Please respect copyright.PENANAGzxrXUuWGX
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第三天,廢物經理一回來,就踩中了我放的長釘,痛得請了半天假。哼,老闆沒看出他在裝痛嗎?哪有這麼痛?71Please respect copyright.PENANAxC2ykTtvYz
別問我為什麼有長釘,昨夜我啃了一晚的桌腳,把固定桌腳的釘子取出來。現在嘴巴有點酸,先睡一覺。
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第四天,臭經理多了支枴仗,哈哈哈!走不到路吧?71Please respect copyright.PENANAIVFTFfAZRg
沒了我的幫忙,要應付工作很頭痛吧?哈哈哈哈哈!!活該活該!!我不停啃桌子,不停大笑。71Please respect copyright.PENANAf2Q7PS948R
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第五天,桌子被我啃得千瘡百孔,只要他用力一拍,整張桌子就會坍塌!壓死他的狗腿!71Please respect copyright.PENANAjNPt1oNOaD
下午,打靶小人經理對下屬大發脾氣,桌子被他打了兩下,就連同桌上的文件、螢幕、電腦砸在他腿上。71Please respect copyright.PENANA89uLpqbe7I
哈哈哈哈,雖然復仇很快樂,但苦了大烏龜頭牠們⋯⋯廢物經理五天沒喂過他們,連水都沒有換。水渾濁得我都看不到牠們在哪。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIKTdtokCv0
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第六天,我學會了用手來寫字,花了整晚時間寫了“死經理!你會有報應的!”九字。71Please respect copyright.PENANAQcdSQC1aD1
隔天,他一回來見到這張紙,嚇得神不守舍,整天正事不幹,就看著窗外,真以為自己俯瞰天下?71Please respect copyright.PENANABHu9qX5edz
這裡是二樓!!白痴經理!71Please respect copyright.PENANAYPuBcAeEcq
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第七天,椅子也被我啃壞了,他一坐下去,就摔了個吃狗屎。71Please respect copyright.PENANAANYJAJn0y0
哈哈哈哈⋯⋯71Please respect copyright.PENANAUmTxFsVcVQ
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第八天,開始無聊了,我轉生成巴西龜,就只是啃啃桌子?放放釘子嗎?還是說,我只是單純轉生成巴西龜?
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第九天,想了半天,用些雞毛小事來復仇,根本就沒什麼意思。唉,回去和龜弟弟們一起吃屎吧。
昨晚學會了做工具,便做了個彈弓裝置,回去吧⋯⋯71Please respect copyright.PENANAUKnVqiUpJd
對準龜缸大叫道:「哇!!爆旋陀螺!!」一射,就撞中了傻逼經理的額頭,回缸失敗。71Please respect copyright.PENANAURVd6KeLpw
「是誰在辦公室玩爆旋陀螺!!」廢物經理把我捉上手一看,疑惑道:「烏龜?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAGQrMms65Zh
他沒多想就把我放回缸內。71Please respect copyright.PENANAgH5nK0HjW7
「大哥大哥!你回來了!」小烏龜頭滿嘴龜屎,看來牠吃了很多。71Please respect copyright.PENANAVFq5cbYfWV
「嗯⋯⋯小烏龜頭,大哥回來了。」71Please respect copyright.PENANAtUHrZhLdZo
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做烏龜的第十天,我已放棄思考,和大小烏龜頭,龜兩父子輪流曬太陽,但屎水遮住了不少陽光,水裡越來越冷……71Please respect copyright.PENANAhpIyco0LzU
就在這時,廢物經理打了通電話。71Please respect copyright.PENANAXwEKWG6Pso
「是是是,我用私人報價賺取差價和虧空公款的事,好像被人發現了⋯⋯有人寫了張紙放在我辦公室⋯⋯是是是⋯⋯是是是⋯⋯是是是⋯⋯是是是⋯⋯這就去辦……是是是……是是是……」71Please respect copyright.PENANAJUaQl8vHzw
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賺差價?虧空公款?71Please respect copyright.PENANAHQtEacrJt9
我靈光一現,興奮得伸長脖子,難怪老闆經常說公司賺不多,我們沒工資加的原因,正是陰險經理做假帳所導致的!71Please respect copyright.PENANAstg72HxZ2G
真該死⋯⋯三年都沒人發現,不過今天被我發現了,我一定要揭穿你的真面目!71Please respect copyright.PENANAagysyEHDDH
廢物經理掛斷電話後,就打開一個平常不用的文件櫃。他拿出文件後,就放進碎紙機。71Please respect copyright.PENANAYbYFSwrsG8
想毁滅證據?71Please respect copyright.PENANAkO4HweabFS
「兄弟!再幫我一把!我要撞死那垃圾!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAbNSM4FIire
「大哥⋯⋯?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAYsd7cMr3Qi
「時間急迫!大烏龜頭你去集合兄弟!我們要替天行道!!」我在屎水裡奮力往上游,爬到平臺上。71Please respect copyright.PENANAXgQvcVHtCi
很快,大烏龜頭就集合了所有兄弟。71Please respect copyright.PENANAIaJh3raUbp
「大哥⋯⋯你真的要出去嗎?你的殼有裂縫。」小烏龜頭擔心道。71Please respect copyright.PENANAsxx0NV0DlF
「沒事,小烏龜頭,大哥一定會幫你們謀福祉的。」到最後了,我還要欺騙你們,龜弟弟們,對不起。71Please respect copyright.PENANAlxGNIFKe1j
「好吧⋯⋯」71Please respect copyright.PENANAs9eMRJfUIk
「大哥!準備好了?」71Please respect copyright.PENANAuSXfAozVDU
「好了!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAi17nejX1gB
「發射!爆旋陀螺!!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANA9JGtIjS7ga
“呼”71Please respect copyright.PENANAM8x9bZB6uS
我的龜殼和空氣產生劇烈摩擦,爆出熊熊烈火,助我旋轉的速度再次加速。我的速度快超越光速!看到了過去和未來!71Please respect copyright.PENANAieFkQFUlMs
大烏龜頭!給我力量!71Please respect copyright.PENANAjtcpwpCc0r
小烏龜頭!給我迴旋之力!71Please respect copyright.PENANAXGC0lW5Ksk
龜兒子!助我飛天!71Please respect copyright.PENANAsefcKzVjTB
龜公!……沒你的事!好好吃屎淨化龜缸!!71Please respect copyright.PENANAJitDdiPyzm
「燃燒吧!烏龜之魂!!」我大喊道,「傻叉經理!吃我的超級無敵風火輪!!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAnBRAdKQSYS
“啪”71Please respect copyright.PENANAOcd6Ag1zlQ
廢物經理被我撞昏,而我的龜生也完結了。71Please respect copyright.PENANATKjP644EGR
龜弟弟們⋯⋯71Please respect copyright.PENANAi6MAN5tEio
對不起。71Please respect copyright.PENANAI84tIq1H1R
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「頭好痛⋯咦⋯⋯?我不是在說龜語?我⋯⋯」我伸手一看,是人類的手,我還活著!!!71Please respect copyright.PENANApqgAkpffrw
活著的話⋯⋯我做了個烏龜之夢嗎?71Please respect copyright.PENANA4d2S6MTDFQ
不對⋯⋯一定不是!!71Please respect copyright.PENANAFCTJFKvMXB
我要回公司!71Please respect copyright.PENANAmq1hTLJFGw
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回到公司,同事問我不是辭職了嗎?71Please respect copyright.PENANARlu8ZctmHF
「沒有!這段時間,我在查經理的犯罪證據!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAI4aQPhC5S5
「經理犯罪!?」71Please respect copyright.PENANADSkBsd1pAH
「沒錯!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAS72gKMGKUa
說完,我就直奔經理辦公室,只見地上有一隻爆掉龜殼的烏龜,經理則趴在地上一動不動。71Please respect copyright.PENANA8apJKHiv87
「喂!你不能隨便進去……」經理的秘書說。71Please respect copyright.PENANAInTs73riS2
「閉嘴!經理犯法了!」我不管秘書,上前取走經理手上未碎的文件,看了幾眼,就知道廢物經理貪了多少,「我要報警!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANA404QSBvZDq
「幹什麼?」老闆走了進來。71Please respect copyright.PENANAArqoXzMmT3
「老闆!我找到經理虧空公款和利用職務賺取差價的證據!!」我拿著手上的文件說。71Please respect copyright.PENANAYAHCPoTaib
「我看看。」老闆越看越憤怒,他一腳踢在經理身上,罵道,「你這人!枉我相信你!豈有此理!!」71Please respect copyright.PENANAMFkoBqWp9Y
「什麼……?」廢物經理醒了過來,他摸著被超級無敵風火輪撞中的額頭說,「痛死了……」71Please respect copyright.PENANA8SehyOMI0O
「你完蛋了!!」我指著廢物經理說。71Please respect copyright.PENANAg4JN7Ailqb
「說什麼……你不是辭職了嗎?」廢物經理摸不著頭腦,還不知道發生什麼事。71Please respect copyright.PENANAPcXFqyp2cJ
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後來,經理就被送進監獄,而我因為立了大功,老闆亦從同事口中得知,經理把我的功勞搶走,我的辦事能力也是實打實的,就將我升為經理。71Please respect copyright.PENANA0NAmZiUfT6
如今,我平步青雲,升官發財,坐進經理室裡。
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「大烏龜頭,小烏龜頭,龜兒子,龜公,謝謝你們,我來報恩了。這是高級龜糧。」我看著有底砂、過濾、日光燈、造景的大龜缸說。71Please respect copyright.PENANAuXgU5cRjOw
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當然,我也為龜生的我做了一個墳墓,寄給在獄中的前經理。71Please respect copyright.PENANALO0nDah47o