“PETER? YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO ANSWER FOR YOU?”
”Uh, sure. Thank you.”
”NO PROBLEM” BEEP ”HELLO? OH, NO, HE’S BUSY RIGHT NOW? WHO AM I? I’M HIS GIRLFRIEND. YES, HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND, DON’T SOUND SO SURPRISED.”
”Aisha? Who is it?”
”IT’S THE BANK… OH, SORRY SIR, NOT YOU. CAN PETER COME TO THE PHONE? UH, SURE.”
”Hello? Yes, this is he. I’m what!? No, no, no, that can’t be right. I have a savings account, check it. There must be some mistake. What? No. That’s not possible. Well, yes. I mean I did spend quite a bit on robot parts over the past couple months, but not THAT much.”
”PETER, IS EVERYTHING OK?”
”One moment sir…. Yeah, everything’s fine, there’s just some issues with my bank account. The issue being that it’s empty.”
”OH.”
”Um, thank you for calling, sir. Yes, it’ll be fine, I’ll find some way to pay for the house. I can get another job, or i could just sell my car, it’s pretty expensive. Goodbye.”
”…”
”Aisha? Are you good?”
”…”
”Aisha? Oh no, not again…”
”WHAT? I’M FINE, I WAS JUST SPACING OUT, SORRY.”
”Oh, ok. So, I’m assuming you realize what’s happening, right?”
”YES, AND EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE. I’VE GOT IT COVERED.”
Ring! Ring!
”Um, hello? Oh, hello again. What do you mean? I thought you just said that I was bankrupt. What!? Seriously?! That’s amazing! Thank you, and I guess I won’t be selling my car. Goodbye, have a great day. Aisha! I just won the lottery jackpot!”
”CONGRATULATIONS!”
”Wait… I’ve never bought a lottery ticket before… Aisha… what did you do?”
”WHAT DO YOU MEAN?”
”Aisha, you know what I mean. Did you hack something?”
”PSHHH, I CAN’T DO THAT, I’M NOT THAT SKILLED…”
”Aisha, that’s illegal!”
”SO? I FIXED YOUR PROBLEM, AND THERE’S NO WAY THEIR GOING TO BE ABLE TO TRACE IT BACK TO ME.”
”But what if they do?”
”WE’LL CROSS THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE COME TO IT.”
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