*This was originally meant to be serious but I couldn"t come up with anything, so I made something chaotic and nonsensical. I lost brain cells writing it.*
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"Welcome to parkour school! My name is Professoour Gobbobber!"
There were 5 of us, and we were all here for the same reason. We were here to learn parkour, a skill that takes true courage to master.
"Um, professor?"
"Not professor, it's professoour!"165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXnlaMxzn2
The student continued. "Professoour, why are we standing on top of this skyscraper?" A few of us looked down, there was no sign of the ground below, only fog. "Yep, this seems insanely dangerous!" another student shouted.
"You first task is jumping from point A to point B, the building across from us."
"Uh, that doesn't look possible, that drop is about five stories high!" the student shouted before they slipped.
"AAAAAH!"
Their voice disappeared as they vanished from our sight. "Oh my!" the professoour shouted in surprise. "My first failure of the day..."
"...that means he gets a legendary..."
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All of us stared in shock as he broke it down with his signature dance. One of the students couldn't take the cringe and jumped. The professoour dropped to his knees and let out his war cry again.165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFVzJlMHRO
"EHFUUUU!!! YAH YAH YAH!"
"Yo, are you even a real teacher? You're completely insane."
There were now only three of us. "Why yes I am! I got my degree from the college of Craigslist. I don't know how my edgy school photo was enough to verify me on the site you used, but my dream has come true."
"Don't worry, I can make the jump. He might chase me when I succeed." the guy beside me explained. "I am a ninja. This hoodie may have came from a lost and found box, but it is blessed by the holy shuriken."
He jumped. "Oh my, he might actually make it!" the professoour shouted. The self-proclaimed ninja froze in the air like a cartoon character and started falling from the sky.
"I never expected to go out like this." the ninja monologued. "I will finally use my ultimate weapon." We watched as he vanished holding up his middle finger.
"What a way to go out." the professoour said with tears in his eyes. "He tried to send one last farewell to our alien overlords. What a spectacular and tearjerking..."
"...EHFUUUU!!!"
It was now only me and one other student... nevermind. The other student transformed into a mecha. They punched the professoour in the air and did a 64 hit combo.
"EHFUUUU 1000!!!"
The professoour transformed into a mecha as well and the two creatures fought to the death.
The battle was over and neither of them survived, so I was all alone on the skyscraper. Several days passed and there was no sign of rescue. "Wilson!" I shouted. Who was Wilson? I have no clue.165Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIAIJ0ybjo
I continued to live on that building for the rest of my life.
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THE END!
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