Printed Paper in the Zoo’s Curator Office
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(No heading , no catchline , no propaganda line , just a printed text , stuck onto the wood desk tightly with tape .)
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- Accept all staff , no matter what colour is their uniform . Although it is true that the zoo only provides blue uniforms to workers , upon staff that wear black or red uniforms , treat them equally as staff .
- When there is no one in the area , hearing children laughing or crying from outside of the office door is a normal phenomenon . Ignore it , just pretend you did not hear it , never show signs of annoyance or scare .
- Forbid workers to bring pets to the zoo , if the condition is people offending the rule on purpose , you do not need to issue any kind of penalty , just request them to bear the sole consequence for their action .
- Check the number of white lions in the “Lion’s Zone” every 3 day , record the changing frequency of the number of individuals , and save the data in the table , which is located in the computer file named “IT” . Do not ever question what is that “IT” . Do not rename the file . Do not discuss the file , including your families .
- Every map must have parts that could be torn down along the dotted line , maps are manufactured and provided by a specific list of factories . The way to contact them is recorded in the word / .dosc file . Make sure of that , at least 3 maps are readily available in the office all the time .
- No matter how high the rate of resignation of security guards in the “Elephant’s Zone” , no matter how ridiculous the conditions are , treat them nicely , fulfill what they want if possible . They are not asking for such nonsense for nothing . But it is best to not talk about the reason .
- When checking workers’ performance , upon witnessing staff attempting to capture escaped rabbits , cleaning dried jellyfish on the ground , or rabbits that were killed by white lions , all of these are normal situations , there is no need to blame nor ask for further details ; Do make sure they finish their job completely .
- Between the period of time from 0115 am to 0600 am , office lights must be kept on , even if there is no one in the building . The current supply system here is the strongest compared to other zones , power shortage is an abnormal situation , yet if this happens , take out the prepared map on the right side of the office desk , tear down the part along the dotted line , hold it in hand and go outside . Tell the very first staff you encounter about the situation , no matter what colour their clothing is , what they are going to do , ask them to handle the power shortage . They would not reject the request .
- Do not investigate whether the aquarium exists or not .Still though , if you saw it , you can go for a walk in it . Outside the aquarium , follow the instructions given outside , inside the aquarium , follow the rules given inside . If the guideline exists to be showing contradiction , follow the rules according to the location you are at .
- The sofa in the office only has plushies of ape and white lion . In the case of extra toy plushies of goats / rabbits / elephants appearing , working indoors is not required today . Leave , until staff on watch contact you about the disappearance of extra dolls .
- Napping is allowed , but if you have decided to take the night shift . Gather yourself with every possible method , do not sleep . If it is unable to certain your own mental state , do not risk it and give up on the night shift .
- Camera happens to be broken every now and then , to judge whenever it is damaged under normal conditions , check if there are any animals’ hair on it . If positive , do not repair them within one month , prepare your own microcamera as replacement if it is needed , contact the financial apartment on the issue , they would cover the spending on the company .
- Dried jellyfish appearing in the rubbish bin is normal , just tell the janitor to clean it up when they come to clean up .
- If you offended any rule mentioned above , pretend nothing happen and stay within the office for 13 hours , in case you needed food , called for delivery , contact staff member to deliver the meal to you , do not exist the office , do not look directly at the delivery staff or staff member of the zoo , do not look at the mirror . Remember that at all times , humans only have 2 eyes , and 2 eyes only .
- Remember , the values of human life and their safety is much more important than the lives of animals . Sacrifice the animal if it is necessary. Do not go soft , since you never get to know whether they are truly animals , or not .
