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「學校旅行就完咗啦！係時候返黎繼續讀書同工作啦！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOM9Wx34Op
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校長既呢句話，即時令到我地全體師生既思緒由回味無窮既學校旅行拉返黎現實。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9W6ebWK4Q
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每週集會係我校傳統，不過請放心，絕對唔係一個非法集會，但係同非法集會一樣，都冇申請不反對通知書就是了。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2d6FlpWuK
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校：「呀，最後一件事。今日開始，我地學校會黎兩個實習老師。咁…………事不而遲，即刻請佢地上台介紹下自己。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuonWqVYcqw
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哇，不得了啊！今年的實習老師有一男一女，而且郎才女貌…………忽然間有咗自卑感。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKyZSE3ayz
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女實習老師：「咁……我叫李芷詠，黎自香港浸過咸水大學中文系。黎緊我會教F.3D既中文科，請多指教。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrtMs8dewb
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F.3D？咪啫係我嗰班「精英」班！校長，你唔好炒我呀！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NkectA75V
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想當年，我個班都有過一個實習老師…………517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXU9QG3ShkG
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係一個吵到死既班入面…………517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlwxKO3ORL
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「喂，嗰個邊個加？」我老死～＞一心問。（唔好問我點解叫一心，我唔想㗎！鬼叫我唸唔到叫咩名咩。放心，唔會有下次。）517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaM7nZjUJVV
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我：「…………鬼……知呀！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3KONbNvSyj
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講起嗰個實習老師…………實在係獲益良多。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2q4VQaP5vK
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我地可以非常清楚睇到佢既面充滿笑容。但是當我地全部肅靜，唸住聽下佢既自我介紹時…………517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjBIUBZfzo
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佢：「你地頭先做咩咁吵啊！我係樓梯口都聽到你地講野啊！下次再係咁，全部罰留堂。我姓朱，你地可以叫我Miss Chu。黎緊我會教大家中文。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmksY6fmFZy
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多多指教都唔講！睇黎今年都凶多吉少啦！
實習老師（中）517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZUf8lAKbs
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「好啦，解散。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyY8PfYMMzo
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校長既說話總可以將人既思緒拉返黎……517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEEl6GwgHL
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再一次成功擺脫咗呢班騎呢怪之後，我就返到黎一間中學入面最混亂既地方~教員室……517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VjOYkDNOr
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我入到黎，已經有不少同事走過黎恭喜我……517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G8OpADikV
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我：「嘩！你地做咩走黎恭喜我啊？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vPJpVcPTV
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全體同事：「你就好啦！有多一個人幫你分擔工作。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGelN4cGn9E
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我：「……」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBHUdZ36wk
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我真係哭笑不得！我希望多一個人，唔會加重我既工作，跟手做埋我既負累啦！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDxrrVLxg5
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呢個時候，有個人輕輕咁拍拍我膊頭。我心唸會咁樣拍我膊頭，應該係嗰個實習老師啦！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36zo0zH2pS
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我：「你實習既時候，記住唔好激怒校長。如果唔係，你就大鍋啦！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFZJKuwgwt
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？：「有幾大鍋啊！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6oDi5xDMC
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咦，男人聲黎既？而且，呢個語氣？！死啦！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPs5s66iaN
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我擰轉我個死人頭，定睛望下眼前呢個人……517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCi6QHomQYH
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婆你呀麼！真係校長………………517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIriKhld86r
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校：「傑賓，入黎校長室！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LyiaypWkw
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我懷着忐忑既心情，入左校長室......517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfrqL2LvpH7
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校：「喂，傑賓啊！連你都被實習老師搞到咁煩，我真係過意唔去……」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9LoAJ81tO
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我見佢唔講野，唯有點頭示意，請佢繼續講落去啦！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGr35GM1YVp
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校：「辛苦晒啦！……咦，時候都唔早啦喎！羅Sir，麻煩你帶實習老師上去2D班自我介紹啦！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9HDjXWY31
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我：「哦。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6U8Dco1e8W
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其實比起個實習老師嚟緊教學上會遇到既難題，我而家既麻煩根本算不上甚麼。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhornIibitF
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我：「呢度就係啦！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMS020300L
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詠：「唔該晒羅Sir！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13i34W38R0
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係入去之前，我專門睇咗下佢地既反應。果然同平時冇咩唔同，旁若冇人…………517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5MCPE7ptZ
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一推開道門…………冇錯，同頭先係冇分別㗎。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4D1zIq7NWt
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我：「靜一靜先，咁多位同學。呢位係……」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhtATjjbYI
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之後……又係自我介紹517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6rLXsHoAh
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我仲專登睇咗一堂。點知佢話咁快就同班友仔熟晒，唔洗我擔心。仲好……517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOrHyBMQfX
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我係度唸，其實……咁樣好咩？我淨係知道，我突然間多咗好多空堂啫！咁有咁多空堂做咩好？？補充嗰啲被球賽奪去既睡眠囉！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ4Hq4STws
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講講下，我已經瞓着咗啦……517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdiV5lTJtt
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話說……當年既中文老師感覺係咪同我而家一樣呢……一句講晒，以前既野真係愈唸愈開心。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ633JgXpcEA
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[從來人們都要懷念過去，但不會有人再用回從前的方法處事……] 517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0iThATjJF
實習老師（下）517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdAom1CHKV
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詠芝：「喂呀，羅賓叔叔，係時候黎打救世界啦。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTBH00AYjx
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我：「又打乜Q救呀？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPRzGLOYDG
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詠芝：「唔係呢……啫係呢……個實習老師教得又快又模糊。嗰啲咩直接抒情，我點識啫？！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jq2vzJul1
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唔係下話？直接抒情都唔識？！你究竟係唔係中國人黎㗎？呢啲野……BB都識啦！小姐。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9v2mKAl0GC
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我：「咁你具體啫係有乜野唔識呀？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDIPZHNBk6w
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詠芝：「…………全部。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHv1UIAxOD
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我：「…………」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAGZbbMPKU
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我呢刻嘅心情係崩潰嘅。唔係掛？！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0ieCdpG2b
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詠芝：「多得濟啊？Sorry囉！嗱，最多咁喇，我請你食飯啦！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEMWTJsfzXE
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唸返上個星期嗰幾餐Lunch，都係佢話請我食。然而，冇一次係請我食正餐應該食嘅野，全部都係魚蛋燒賣。導致我一個星期都營養失517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9kfPj8DaQq
衡。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2MYeVmL54
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我：「欵，唔洗喇。次次你請親食飯都冇好野發生嘅！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9VsE6xdYK
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詠芝唔耐煩咁講：「咁你想點啊？賓少。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAxBFcjeb7
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望見佢嬲到爆個樣，我知道.........千祈唔好再刺激佢。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdn792YVASC
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我：「身為一個紳士，點可以要個女仔請我食飯架。不如我請你食飯啦！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKpTZQcAyN
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頭先仲嬲到爆嘅詠芝，突然喺一瞬之間對住我笑容滿面。真係女人心海底針，好難捉摸啊！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTaEqThBDN
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咁作為我今次成功估到詠芝嘅心嘅獎勵，最終，我地去咗食吉野家。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBJ8WJJy18
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雖然唔係話食得好好，但係都叫做有啲正餐食下咁，唔使再搞到營養失衡。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3lv3GWVcr
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就係咁，我變咗詠芝嘅私人中國語文課外補習老師。順帶一提，呢個都係導致我想做老師嘅契機嘅其中之一。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTJfeghchA
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等到我瞓完唸完、係返身嘅時候，已經係六點。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJwQ9T8mXq
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喺呢個時間，仲留喺教員室嘅。估計得返我同埋其他要出卷嘅老師。正當我唸住趁冇乜人、走出教員室嘅時候，我見到一個喺我意料之外嘅人。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0P8pQaM0e
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我：「咦，你點解會喺到嘅？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd99kZu1fmc
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芷詠：「冇，我喺度改緊3D班嘅功課咋嘛。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoACD7X4Rn
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我：「其實唔洗對3D班啲功課咁上心㗎喎！如果你趕時間嘅話，可以擺低俾我做㗎嘛！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxUcgTpBjR
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芷詠：「話晒呢班都係我教學生涯嘅第一班，梗係想做好教好佢地㗎啦！同埋........」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GYf2kTgke
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我：「嗯？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQoDSRhW2D
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芷詠：「....羅傑賓老師，你嗰班同學都錯得好離譜喎！不如你........」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqJOEXbzAs
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弊，瀨野...517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcTpR364O8
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我：「我醒起仲有啲嘢未做，我走先啦！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTfYnGyku7
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說罷，我徑直向校門奔去，頭也不回。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnhi6II3RH
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好彩走得切啫。如果唔係，我應該俾佢留低咗㗎啦！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVo62jDTfg
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話時話，都七點啦！我仲未唸到今晚食咩。唉，連自己想食咩都唔知，真失敗！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA7MzSfDgUh
我邊喺條街到漫無目的行，邊喺到唸食咩。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsASqznlQe
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突然間，我見到前面有個好熟悉的身影。我好肯定呢個人就係林芷嘉。唔知點解，我永遠靠個背影都可以認得出啲學生邊個打邊個㗎喎。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfeRujlUJq
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我：「喂同學，記唔記得我哋學校嘅校規啊？」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwXMWJpsse
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佢好明顯知道我講咩，但係佢都係冇擰轉頭同我講嘢。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgNFW3UWrK
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芷嘉：「羅Sir你想講『放學後不准在街上』嗰條？但係我而家行緊返舖頭開舖喎，應該唔計㗎可！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjVAasoZTN
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我：「吓，乜原來你而家行緊返去開舖呀。咁我又去。」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ55mFQy4YZU
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你好彩！如果我今日唔係真係肚餓嘅話，我呢個唯一嘅客人真係唔鬼幫襯你。517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVKbzeFbll
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芷嘉：「okok……...咩話？！咁大個人都唔帶錢出街？！冇辦法，咁唔食得啦！」517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRz1O24QKmZ
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就係咁，我又R到一餐免費餐啦！517Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcy4EVF9bVF
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