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莉莎和巴里的事情令傑靈和紀文甚為頭痛。他們坐在御書房的書桌前,案上滿是文件,皆是內閣官員候選成員的資料,因為睡眠不足、煩躁不安而弄得頭昏腦脹,眼圈發黑,沒精打彩。8964 copyright protection180PENANAVGEKLma9Hz 維尼
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「參見陛下、殿下。」本德和志美進殿,見傑靈和紀文面如死灰,大吃一驚。志美問:「陛下和殿下怎麼發霉了?你們頭上快要長出蘑菇啦!」8964 copyright protection180PENANASOnChYDZlc 維尼
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傑靈說:「我們還是想不到內務省尚書和文部省尚書的人選啊!」8964 copyright protection180PENANARJppwrUn0B 維尼
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本德問:「那敢問陛下和殿下,你們對於尚書有何要求?」8964 copyright protection180PENANADGtmEdVlgN 維尼
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紀文說:「當然是收拾莉莎和巴里留下來的殘局啦!」8964 copyright protection180PENANALLNhWve8vb 維尼
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志美問:「有甚麼殘局要收拾?」8964 copyright protection180PENANA35f9LUmJNq 維尼
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傑靈說:「莉莎迫所有官吏跟甚麼KPI做事,排隊打尖、衝紅燈都要被她捉去公審,為了盲目追求綠化面積達標就把樹亂種,弄得行人路無法行走⋯⋯還有,最離譜的是,她竟然毆打李驥騏!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAyx9Yvkxu2w 維尼
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志美說:「那簡單啦,把KPI取消,不再公開批鬥犯小事的百姓,把亂種的樹移走,還有陛下去陪李大人睡一睡讓他消消氣不行嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAmDkb4lZZ60 維尼
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傑靈面色一白,說:「其他都可以,但可不可以不要我陪那老頭子睡⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection180PENANA7WQJstVBde 維尼
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紀文卻說:「志美,說就容易,做就艱難呢!把莉莎的苛政取消後,內務省官吏不就回復以前的懶散嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAtX1AeVfT3q 維尼
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志美說:「殿下,兩者沒有邏輯關係的啊,不是只有用莉莎的方法才能提昇內務省的辦事效率。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAW6r7oweZUx 維尼
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傑靈和紀文疑惑。傑靈問:「你有何計謀?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAi8lR1XRMGe 維尼
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志美說:「陛下,首先你要任命我做署理內務省尚書。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAt2TLPuBU6u 維尼
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「然後呢?」8964 copyright protection180PENANASJQErjmGTQ 維尼
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志美呈上一份名單,說:「請陛下及殿下容許臣任命名單上的官吏至內務省衙門。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAHocvnHfzBM 維尼
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傑靈和紀文吃驚。紀文說:「原來你是有備而來要用人惟親的啊!」8964 copyright protection180PENANA8VZsiBCS3a 維尼
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志美說:「莉莎是次署理內務省尚書一職的最大問題,並不是那些瘋狂的措施,而是她把這些瘋狂的措施交由一群對她口服心不服的外人執行。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAPAO1dHnrXe 維尼
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傑靈說:「那⋯⋯那我儘管讓你試試吧,我給你半年時間收拾殘局,要不然⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection180PENANAf3RoVAmwZs 維尼
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本德問:「說起來,陛下,莉莎和巴里去了哪裡?他們平時不都待在陛下身邊嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAtMHaIjoDGb 維尼
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傑靈說:「啊,原來你們沒看見他們啊?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAzIpfTFIbIz 維尼
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本德和志美此時才驚覺原來莉莎和巴里被M字開腳縛的坐在沙發上,迫他們不斷重看「two girl one cup」的吃屎影片,表情扭曲。莉莎和巴里立即向本德和志美求救。本德斥責傑靈和紀文說:「陛下、殿下,你們用不着對莉莎和巴里那麼過份吧?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAPI4zdOWPqj 維尼
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傑靈說:「他們罪有應得啊!」莉莎哀求說:「救命啊!我不想再看這種變態的吃屎影片啊!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAUU0IjMdBwY 維尼
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本德立即上前解開二人的繩索。紀文又問傑靈:「現在內務省尚書有人選了,但文部省怎麼辦?我們還得找一個人來給巴里收拾爛攤子⋯⋯文部省被他這敗家仔花光了幾百億!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAKBMuCrjE0l 維尼
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傑靈問:「我怎知道⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection180PENANADGIR0c86vd 維尼
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志美便說:「陛下、殿下,先前你們不是說要換走經常計錯數、根本不懂經濟的書生,財政省尚書朴誠明嗎?如果財政省尚書已有人選,換誠明來當文部省尚書不就行嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAmo48X7zDyi 維尼
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傑靈和紀文猶疑的對望。傑靈問:「他?他真的行嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAlyxpM231Zi 維尼
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紀文說:「事急馬行田,唯有一試吧!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAOfo0Ci5g6Z 維尼
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於是傑靈和紀文便趕快任命了志美署理內務省尚書,而誠明則轉任文部省尚書。8964 copyright protection180PENANAKYpLH6PBZS 維尼
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誠明為了填補巴里亂買垃圾藝術品的開銷,決定把巴里買回來的藝術品拍賣掉。8964 copyright protection180PENANA3rZGXZRZ9F 維尼
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拍賣會在文化藝術博物館舉行,吸引了不少中外名流、皇親國戚、富豪巨賈出席。高麗帝國女皇李熙寧一到場,就遇見大和帝國天皇親仁;親仁向她招手,請她坐在旁邊。熙寧說:「親仁,你也來買藝術品嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANARbdRy6YzOR 維尼
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親仁笑說:「我只是來看看而已。看來華夏朝廷真的是很等錢洗呢,聽說今次一口氣拍賣五十件珍貴的現代藝術作品。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAhecW0DGmPE 維尼
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熙寧說:「一定是譚傑靈那死扶她召妓太多,花錢太多了。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAqCqUdjPOC5 維尼
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親仁說:「那我們看看有甚麼平價的藝術品檢回去吧,說不定轉手又可以幫國庫賺一筆⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection180PENANA27NmQMIVst 維尼
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「哎呀,親仁、熙寧,真巧啊!你們也來拍賣會嗎?」親仁和熙寧沒想到簡差娜忽然前來擁抱她們;熙寧臉露不悅,不發一言,親仁則尷尬苦笑,她們本來就看不起這個不識大體,老是問人拿錢的窮鬼暹邏公主。親仁問:「你前幾天不是來求貨款嗎,怎麼今日會有錢來拍賣會?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAhalOzI5pw2 維尼
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簡差娜大笑,說:「我有大量海外資產嘛,不過今次來不是買東西,主要是要把黑錢洗乾淨⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection180PENANAuItsHJ1Cru 維尼
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近衛賴拉嚇得立即拉住簡差娜,說:「殿下,你說得太多了!」又連忙向親仁和熙寧說:「兩位陛下告辭,臣要帶殿下上座了。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAh1kvxTEmmy 維尼
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然而,簡差娜才剛離去,又遇見阮美保前來問好。親仁和熙寧詫異。熙寧問:「你對藝術拍賣會也有興趣嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANA36u8agByeZ 維尼
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美保說:「我只是來湊熱鬧而已」8964 copyright protection180PENANALiWLch18KF 維尼
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親仁問:「得罪一句,我們是先進國,但貴國⋯⋯你,哪來錢?你不是也貪污了吧?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAvmseN7BbtY 維尼
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美保尷尬,連忙說:「我先入座,一陣再聊。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAwwJTLnUCs7 維尼
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此時誠明走上講壇,正準備宣佈拍賣會開始,卻沒料到會場門外傳來吵鬧聲,原來是有皇族乞兒之稱的亞述王國女王羅西和她的侍衛們,正在跟場外保安衝突。8964 copyright protection180PENANAHpuT0CZKqU 維尼
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羅西大罵:「大膽!快讓開,給寡人進去!」保安卻說:「你這種失敗國家那有錢來拍賣會啊,還是請回吧!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAPPeeGPwjxT 維尼
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於是羅西就隨手拿出一塊金條,猛然敲打保安的額頭,嚇得全場驚呼。親仁說:「原來國際援助就是給她拿去買金條打人嗎?」誠明連忙下令保安退下,親自恭請羅西上座,以息事寧人。8964 copyright protection180PENANACeAKqQT8OL 維尼
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「歡迎各位參加華夏帝國朝廷文部省的當代藝術拍賣大會,是次拍賣會收益將歸文部省所有。事不宜遲,容我先介紹第一件藝術品——『顯道女皇陛下的屎』!這屎有DNA鑑定證書,證實是陛下親自痾的,十分珍貴。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAsrmjGTvLmw 維尼
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於是侍衛把金碟放在台上,碟上放着一舊已曬乾的屎,一長兩短的橫卧在碟上,猶如陽具。熙寧和親仁嚇得把下巴丟在地上。8964 copyright protection180PENANAdPcIElF9RS 維尼
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親仁嚇得無言以對。熙寧則氣壞了,說:「賣⋯⋯賣屎?還要是傑靈痾的屎?當我們是白痴嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAfFrAa1eqLN 維尼
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誠明說:「底價是一百萬漢元,請大家叫價吧。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAPr9QT8AOjn 維尼
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熙寧站起來,指着誠明大罵:「你食屎啦,譚傑靈的屎要一百萬?她的屎鑲了鑽石嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAdnY5JufGJU 維尼
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沒想到立即有個身穿長袍、包頭的阿拉伯人舉牌叫價,說:「二百萬。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAVgfnDvJd6Y 維尼
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誠明說:「多謝油王陛下。二百萬一次、兩次⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection180PENANA69kP5N6M8k 維尼
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又有一身穿紗麗的女人舉牌說:「三百萬!」8964 copyright protection180PENANApEPUYf61Hk 維尼
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誠明說:「多謝馬莎娜公主殿下!三百萬一次⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection180PENANAjV9Bs2n4Uq 維尼
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「瘋了,瘋了⋯⋯」熙寧和親仁看得傻眼,但更令人驚訝的是,簡差娜忽然站起來,大叫:「五百萬!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAiKvdFiFYBH 維尼
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「五百萬一次、兩次、三次,成交!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAC6ppzCyrmH 維尼
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熙寧和親仁目瞪口呆:一舊屎竟然要五百萬!8964 copyright protection180PENANAiAEiI5XBu4 維尼
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接下來,誠明展示令一件「藝術品」:一件由多個鋁罐堆砌而成,尤如陽具的圖騰柱,名字叫做「一柱擎天」。親仁受不了,站起來問:「你現在是在拍賣藝術品還是垃圾?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAdPTzVPASfX 維尼
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誠明卻無理會,繼續說:「這件『一柱擎天』已經得到拍賣行專家認證,是藝術家『話你硬膠驚你嬲』用了七七四十九日創作的,概念是來自顯道女皇陛下的巨根;『一柱擎天』展示了華夏帝國的雄風拂檻,十分有藝術價值。底價是三百萬,請大家開始叫價。」8964 copyright protection180PENANANCgKL7MhMV 維尼
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沒想到美保立即舉手說:「四百萬!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAsCN5kMa98q 維尼
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「四百萬一次⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection180PENANAQ20mo3eO9v 維尼
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但簡差娜連忙舉牌,說:「五百萬!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAUJxuIZczoV 維尼
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簡差娜向美保投以不屑的眼神。美保氣得站起來,叫價:「六百萬!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAyuQiLDnw0c 維尼
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簡差娜大笑,站起來,說:「七百萬!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAs4ianhKKPJ 維尼
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於是兩位南洋君主就不斷抬高價錢。8964 copyright protection180PENANA04xV9AVtfR 維尼
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「八百萬!」「九百萬!」「一千萬!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAJenFobpW5a 維尼
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直到坐在最後面的羅西忽然站起來,高呼:「一千五百萬」,才中斷了二人的惡鬥。簡差娜和美保目瞪口呆。8964 copyright protection180PENANA8IENudln1Y 維尼
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誠明詫異,問:「陛下⋯⋯你,你確定嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAFORGpUCUlc 維尼
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羅西霸氣地叫左右侍衛把一袋又一袋黃金倒在地上,說:「寡人付現『金』,一磚又一磚現成的黃金啊!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAcrekX6Q21b 維尼
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誠明抹汗,說:「好⋯⋯一千五百萬一次、兩次、三次,成交!下一件藝術品是顯道女皇陛下用過的尿兜,底價五百萬⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection180PENANAchfKpkgPUc 維尼
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「我受夠了!」熙寧氣得跳腳,立即離席,親仁也跟着出去,問:「你想去哪裡了?」8964 copyright protection180PENANA543rgofOCR 維尼
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熙寧說:「譚傑靈這死扶她竟然拍賣這種垃圾來作弄我們,我要跟她算帳!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAsKyDuil208 維尼
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親仁拉住熙寧說:「這種小事就算了吧,我們倒要向皇宮問下傑靈何時才換走高思姬和李驥騏。」8964 copyright protection180PENANATS6OnNINPW 維尼
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「那我們起行吧!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAcCcg3MsYH2 維尼
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於是兩位女皇便來到皇宮,由宮女雪野明莉引領入宮;但明莉卻不是帶二人到乾坤殿,而是到龍章殿北的御花園找傑靈。親仁和熙寧在遠處見花園人滿為患,站着數十個身穿粉紅色制服的少年少女,就覺得奇怪,問:「御花園為何如此多身穿粉紅色衫的人?」8964 copyright protection180PENANApouFftfb1R 維尼
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明莉說:「陛下,他們都是小粉紅啊。」8964 copyright protection180PENANA6sK1ynmufN 維尼
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「小粉紅?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAKobmku9V77 維尼
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「他們是文部省組織的『女皇陛下粉絲團』和『皇夫殿下應援團』的成員,因為制服是粉紅色,所以叫做小粉紅。他們付了錢參加『皇宮深入交流活動』,所以陛下和殿下正在接待他們。」8964 copyright protection180PENANATLQkGuQnTS 維尼
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熙寧不屑地說:「妖!這妓女為了賺幾個臭錢就紓尊降貴,何來皇帝威嚴啊?」8964 copyright protection180PENANACitxLroLaY 維尼
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熙寧和親仁來到,就更加驚訝:傑靈左手擁抱巴里、右手擁抱紀文,坐在涼亭裡親熱,擺姿勢給一眾粉絲拍照,而宮女蘇珊娜和侍衛劉莉莎在指揮秩序。8964 copyright protection180PENANAXYbCybw9rr 維尼
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「陛下把手再放入一點吧!」「殿下把頭再側一點吧⋯⋯哇!殿下帥死人啊!」「陛下好性感啊!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAeFmrza4a5h 維尼
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莉莎說:「好了,各位,影相時間夠了,現在是跟殿下與陛下擁抱和親吻合照的時間,請先過來排隊付錢,然後接受搜身,再在宮女指引下靠近陛下一同合照。請留意,如果要陛下和殿下扮性感姿勢會有額外收費⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection180PENANAKXcq2dLiUP 維尼
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親仁氣壞了,上前直斥傑靈說:「你這樣成何體統啊!你是不是真的那麼窮啊!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAihILRvATqc 維尼
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傑靈說:「啊,你們也來要合照嗎?先付錢啊!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAVIihnqRyVI 維尼
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親仁說:「你把自己當成是熊貓了嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAjPMXpfh479 維尼
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傑靈說:「路易十四也向人民表演吃蛋啦,有何不可?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAozJAEfUQ3i 維尼
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紀文說:「本來陛下是想讓表演床事的,幸好被我叫停,現在只是拍下照就算了。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAwomRQ4mdUr 維尼
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熙寧斥責:「你這庸才怎樣輔助女皇的啊?你們華夏很缺錢了嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAR6MF0zcpbK 維尼
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巴里說:「是啊,陛下,我們很缺錢,你們可以借點錢嗎⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection180PENANAnKOqVaIcVB 維尼
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傑靈責備:「巴里你還好說?要不是你亂買藝術品,我要搞這種活動嗎?還好誠明安排的粉絲團個個都是少年少女,要我抱一下少年少女還有錢收,我樂此不疲啊。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAB03Q7JF1Tk 維尼
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親仁說:「算了,我不是來過問你賣肉的事情。你怎麼還沒依約罷免高思姬和李驥騏?」8964 copyright protection180PENANA8LXHlb9Jdw 維尼
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傑靈說:「罷免他們的話,他們會兵變啊!所以還是算了。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAtuLnyR3KL3 維尼
熙寧氣急敗壞,抽起傑靈的衣領,大罵:「你這死扶她夠膽再說一次?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAGNlHyF7x9u 維尼
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然而熙寧的舉動卻引起在場一眾小粉紅的怒目而視。熙寧和她的侍衛被一時震攝,不知所措。親仁說:「熙寧,你先放了她吧。」又對傑靈說:「你不是答應了我們,你罷免高思姬和李驥騏,我們就支持你拘捕周西公主、仲春公主和江門公主嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAIBTwUgSCio 維尼
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傑靈笑言:「是啊。」8964 copyright protection180PENANA41zU7O0Qz7 維尼
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「那你打算反口嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAUvn1Or4jud 維尼
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「我沒反口啊。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAuJgS8aHbPy 維尼
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親仁說:「我不懂你的意思。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAFOS8JWOMjN 維尼
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傑靈說:「我們來講邏輯吧。我們的協議是:『我拘捕周西公主、仲春公主和江門公主當且僅當我罷免高思姬和李驥騏』,對嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAnOSJmLihGC 維尼
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親仁:「沒錯。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAhjbROi8SOD 維尼
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傑靈說:「現在我不拘捕周西公主、仲春公主和江門公主,把他們放了,條件不就不成立了嗎?」 8964 copyright protection180PENANATBCrQvqgqT 維尼
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熙寧大聲怒吼:「你老母啊!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAMjqKzxJXo9 維尼
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可是小粉紅再次對熙寧和親仁投以怒目。親仁為免引起眾怒,便說:「好,既然如此,你就立即放了周西公主、仲春公主和江門公主,我們會監視她們,如果她們有何風吹草動,我們就只好介入了。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAHxgC5u3TL8 維尼
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傑靈爽快地回答說:「好啊。你們要向排隊拍照嗎?」8964 copyright protection180PENANA63ASfQtB60 維尼
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「不必了,告辭。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAlANMzfh5m4 維尼
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傑靈說:「對了,你們應該沒有那麼快回國吧?我請你們出席華夏藝術節的舞台劇表演吧。」8964 copyright protection180PENANA5VEkkw88mT 維尼
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「舞台劇?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAPPiCbA5nFe 維尼
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紀文呈上兩張VIP戲票給兩位女皇,說:「《Dream學園》演員全部粒粒巨星,包括女優齊藤美悠、星咲憐美、早川真希,男優高彬人、櫻井東真和立花倉士,還有變性女優劉近嵐、成星凜、川上蘭子和蕭雪奈啊。」8964 copyright protection180PENANArNJgPHMiny 維尼
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巴里又展示舞台劇海報,上面的介紹寫道:《Dream學園》10人夢之共演!女優齊藤美悠、星咲憐美、早川真希,男優高彬人、櫻井東真和立花倉士,還有變性女優劉近嵐、成星凜、川上蘭子和蕭雪奈,十人陷入複雜的師生戀關係中!8964 copyright protection180PENANAZgo1ZJX5zb 維尼
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熙寧說:「先不要說這套舞台劇的名字看起來似是A片的名字,這些人全部不都是拍色色的片子嗎!你這人真是誨淫誨盜⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection180PENANA7kx3MfV3cc 維尼
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親仁卻說:「其實橘芹那⋯⋯我說,劉近嵐拍的片子挺好看⋯⋯」8964 copyright protection180PENANARt7Iz3qgPF 維尼
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傑靈說:「這是很正經的高級藝術啊,是新任文部省尚書朴誠明策劃的!你們一定要來看!」8964 copyright protection180PENANA96Cyw3J3AA 維尼
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於是親仁和熙寧就應邀到劇院,跟傑靈同坐在包廂裡欣賞舞台劇《Dream學園》。正如名字所言,故事設定為一學校。劉近嵐、成星凜、川上蘭子和蕭雪奈都是老師,而其餘人是學生。早川真希和高彬人同時愛上劉近嵐,卻不知近嵐實為變性者,而近嵐亦不敢告訴二人真相;於是身為朋黨領袖的早川真希和高彬人便開始在校內鬥爭,早川真希帶領齊藤美悠和星咲憐美,而高彬人則帶領櫻井東真和立花倉士,兩批人經常在課內課外文攻武鬥。但原來星咲憐美與櫻井東真相戀,不欲鬥爭。二人幽會被齊藤美悠發現,齊藤美悠前去向早川真希舉報,卻被立花倉士制止,因為原來立花倉士暗戀東真,想隱瞞東真和憐美的關係。倉士擄去美悠,不知如何處理,就把她關在儲物室,卻被成星凜發現,與成星凜大打出手。最終成星凜和川上蘭子認定是男生們欺凌女生,把男同學們捉去體罰打屁股;於是學生和老師在校園裡大打出手,蕭雪奈向劉近嵐求救,劉近嵐才出面擺平事件,並公開自己的性別。早川真希和高彬人卻接受近嵐的身份,並決定同時與近嵐交往⋯⋯8964 copyright protection180PENANAgZxcpkxT4W 維尼
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對於如此離譜的舞台劇,熙寧看得傻眼,卻沒料到親仁感觸流淚,跟傑靈相擁而泣,說:「太感人了!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAhAJZ8CsViV 維尼
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熙寧說:「這是甚麼鬼爛劇啊!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAYeckX9NDUF 維尼
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傑靈說:「藝術的東西你識條鐵咩!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAb5fIpq7MxZ 維尼
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全場觀眾站立拍手,掌聲雷動。近嵐代表演員們向傑靈、紀文及誠明致謝;傑靈、紀文和誠明三人便登台跟演員們逐一擁抱祝賀。然而,台下觀眾中,卻又三人坐在原位,拒絕站立,那三人就是周西公主、仲春公主和江門公主。8964 copyright protection180PENANABgK8vLj8lr 維尼
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周西公主不屑地說:「華夏人民的腦都裝屎了嗎?這種膠劇有甚麼好看?」8964 copyright protection180PENANAvwRH85wH7n 維尼
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仲春公主說:「你小聲點啊!難得那死扶她終於放了我們出來,要是我們亂說話,她又把我們關進去就慘了。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAo4voaZ7d0l 維尼
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江門公主卻冷靜地說:「現在不是討論這膠劇的時候。我們絕對不可以繼續讓那死扶她霸佔皇位,一定要做點事情。」8964 copyright protection180PENANAeiyytavqlY 維尼
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周西公主問:「做甚麼?她剛改組了內閣,現在聲望好高啊!」8964 copyright protection180PENANAPcebbnHmLy 維尼
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江門公主奸笑說:「別忘記,政商界的人脈始終在我們手上,那扶她裙下只有一群書生和莽夫,我們放長雙眼看看。」8964 copyright protection180PENANA4mi8QE2Dwi 維尼
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