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記得我還是國小的時候，在電視上看到一個關於螃蟹的介紹，竟是隻長毛的螃蟹！8964 copyright protection374ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcys6QwoPQ 維尼

我當時就記下了，牠是一種叫“毛蟹”的蟹。8964 copyright protection374ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuStAoYC0L 維尼

毛蟹身上長滿海草般的黃灰色細絨，像披著獸毛。8964 copyright protection374ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o3YgZIada 維尼

我記得我第一次看到活生生的“毛蟹”，是在某次爸媽帶我去一間高檔餐廳會面朋友時。8964 copyright protection374ＰＥＮＡＮＡi26SeuJoFl 維尼

餐廳是朋友開的，而且他還有一個和我差不多年紀的女兒，他的女兒是名副其實的千金，我記得千金走路時似乎有風，旁邊的服務生都會自動退開。8964 copyright protection374ＰＥＮＡＮＡZBSnGwXF8X 維尼

爸媽和朋友談話時，讓我們這些小孩自己去晃晃，千金不停自豪地向我介紹說這間餐廳都是她家的，自帶光圈，閃得我心裡不服氣。8964 copyright protection374ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPw5kMiNZn 維尼

走到海鮮區，因為我小時候住在海邊，認識很多海洋生物，決定發揮長才，挑戰大城市的千金，消消她的銳氣。8964 copyright protection374ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWJaraJ9O4 維尼

此時我恰巧在海鮮中瞥見那隻印象中長滿毛的“毛蟹”，於是毫不猶豫指著牠，斬釘截鐵對千金說:378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Z9eQT5dUy
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「這是毛蟹!」8964 copyright protection374ＰＥＮＡＮＡePJ3v3awFh 維尼

千金聽見忽然沉默，378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkMtFQMmtb
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臉上的得意消失了。8964 copyright protection374ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ67XaAMDvQ 維尼

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然後千金取而代之用極力憋笑的表情回應我:378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WZzeYQnst
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「才怪，這是一隻大閘蟹!」8964 copyright protection374ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RrpYGYsSp 維尼

我急了，拼命堅持:378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xJTHmcoqL
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千金:378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCuuTak2t3
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「不信你去問服務生。」378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2gXgt5aAs
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結局可想而知，378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DioA8B5V6
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我崩潰到不行......378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVu5JK38nN
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(還是貧窮限制了我的想像?)378Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhvcBHsN5a2
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直到幾年後，我媽抽獎抽到三隻大閘蟹，8964 copyright protection374ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVsu83DCAk 維尼

掀開蒸鍋的一瞬間，8964 copyright protection374ＰＥＮＡＮＡezaMzA9Yz1 維尼

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