只有一男一女嘅電腦房入面，男仔嘅手放咗係女仔約C cup嘅乳房上面。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9n06dshq8E
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冷氣機運轉同電腦散熱風扇嘅聲音響透成間房，劃破寧靜嘅係女仔嘅聲音。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvoXwL7hgz
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「做我男朋友，得唔得？」女仔紅住面咁講。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSqUuo3dAF
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作為A0毒撚嘅恆樂今日終於可以突破A0，仲可以摸埋波仔，但係佢內心嘅不安比高興多出好幾倍。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJW4Jo0bY2
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呢啲責任，唔負好過。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkQYjw97xi
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時間返到半個鐘前。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFiUCvv6kP
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一個寂靜嘅傍晚，明明考完試但係仲要留係學校做功課嘅上咗天台吹下風休息。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgVSnIN9sG
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恆樂自然地望向hall嘅方向，掃視一下hall嘅窗口就會發現有唔少人都落咗窗簾，九成九係扑緊嘢，真係好幸福。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9c4cqVxhj
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住hall真係一個交配嘅好地方，抽唔到宿位嘅恆樂只能夠幻想啲人交尾得幾開心。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVxzsi1CyP
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A0仔嘅恆樂慨嘆Year 2 Sem1即將完結嘅呢一刻自己都未曾有過女朋友。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWvZLezA2N
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明明網上討論區都話上到大學使乜驚無女，但係去到呢一刻連親近啲嘅女仔都無嘅恆樂對世界充滿怨恨。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbAb6nu6zay
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呃人㗎！上到大學都未必有女㗎！591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBh7ZLvAOst
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恆樂喺內心吶喊。
恆樂都有flirt過（應該係諗多咗或者係A0毒撚嘅最終幻想）一個女仔，係佢大學嘅Ocamp mate，然後以為有機會嘅恆樂就同咗個女仔表白。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ18WQznZHg6
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有睇開JFFT嘅朋友都應該知道地鐵床事件，恆樂嗰次嘅表白同床哥自炒可以話係差唔多，完全係一個自殺式襲擊。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavqvzoTPOo
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當時個Ocamp mate女仔同恆樂幾科都一齊讀，平時又回覆下Whatsapp，ig story同post都會見到條女嘅腳毛，咁樣正常嚟講都會覺得自己表白嘅話係會有機會食到，以為個女仔覆得咁密係因為佢都對自己有意思。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJwdbNy5ud
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唔係！呢啲只係毒撚嘅幻想，啲所謂嘅Signal只不過係幻想呀！啲女人唔知點解就係鐘意俾呢啲錯誤嘅感覺男人，fake到男人臭曬之後就話只係當你普通朋友。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRay3bRqdZ
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啲女人真係好古惑。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1jmX3wJMd
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講返正題，恆樂同個女仔認識咗一段時間之後就決定表白，當日就打算先同佢去行山加野餐，最後一齊去睇場戲再喺送佢返屋企嘅路上表白。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSAVEFJ0RqM
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嗰一個晚上，恆樂喺時速80公里嘅紅色小巴上面同當時嘅意中人肩並肩咁坐，自覺氣氛唔錯嘅恆樂突然捉起個女仔嘅手，再喺小巴上表白心跡。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFFzbyyZez
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「對唔住⋯⋯我只係當你係朋友⋯⋯」得到呢個回覆後，個女仔緩緩收返起隻手，而恆樂就呆咗咁望向坐喺入面嘅意中人。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRasa5iGjF
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車速減漫，成車靜晒，司機較大聲收音機，坐喺恆樂後面嘅情侶忍唔住偷笑，前面嘅阿叔口噏噏咁講「陰公」，坐喺左手邊嘅後生女就係咁偷望過嚟。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFimvlnfXH
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覺得柒到飛天嘅恆樂就即刻喺下一個站落車，個女仔都緊隨其後落車，但係雙方向往唔同方向離開。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6jlSoyVaB
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就此之後，兩人就不再有交雜，成為陌路人。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZS0QtbBDlF
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每次喺學校見到其他Ocamp mate所會急急腳咁走。因為恆樂都assume佢表白單嘢揚到周圍都係，成為咗大家閒餘飯後嘅話題，自己都成為咗自己嘅恥笑對象。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9tlMrZBoj
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自此恆樂就刪除咗ig，唔想再喺社交網絡到俾啲女人呃。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8UfV4cclM
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諗返轉頭，A0毒撚嘅最大幻想就係你鐘意嘅對象都鐘意你，或者人哋whatsapp覆多你兩句就覺得人哋鐘意你，人哋唔小心望多你兩眼就以為人哋偷望自己。總之就係不停幻想對方鐘意咗自己，對方任何行動都解讀成對方對自己有意，最後就車毁人忘。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHAj4jQH3A
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「又有人落簾準備扑嘢，唉。」望到hall又有人落簾嘅恆樂嘆口氣。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUf9Rf1rnk
因為揀咗一科剪片free elective，而final project要喺考試之後交，手提電腦無剪片程式嘅恆樂唯有特登喺放假嘅時候返嚟無人嘅校舍，用學校有GPU嘅Mac機剪片。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmZZSqHepf
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「點解無啲讀同一科嘅女仔一齊陪係到剪片。」恆樂嘆氣，然後就慢慢走返電腦房開工。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KprYhKBHL
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返到入電腦房，恆樂就坐返喺電腦檯前㩒下㩒下，打算繼續剪片，但係睇睇下就發現唔對路。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8ZhaCmsHB
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「點解有啲咁嘅嘢嘅喂⋯⋯」顯示喺電腦螢幕前面嘅係被稱為虛擬偶像（Vtuber）嘅3D同2D模組，另外仲有用imovie剪輯緊嘅精華片段。同恆樂頭先剪緊嘅片完全冇關係。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkpWRr6BxDp
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「佢叫做黑雪公主⋯⋯講廣東話？」對Vtuber一無所知嘅恆樂自言自語。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1R8jz5ma4
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喺恆樂專心睇緊電腦嘅時候，有個扎孖辮、戴黑色粗框眼鏡嘅女仔走咗入嚟電腦室。個女仔一見到恆樂，就指住佢大嗌：「常恆樂！你搞咩呀！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdGJ5N4ucW9
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「點解你會知道我咩名？」恆樂俾條女突如其來嘅大聲呼喊嚇親，明明自己唔識呢一條女，但係點解人哋嗌得出自己全名？591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ34GQvXqKfw
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「我同你一齊上剪片堂㗎！」個女仔叫完之後就嬲爆爆咁行過去恆樂到，當佢見到螢幕上顯示住Vtuber嘅資料後，佢就擰頭望向恆樂，紅都臉晒咁問：「你知道曬啦？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGrPjwq1RB
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「我咩都唔知道呀⋯⋯」恆樂怯生生咁答。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUXH7kYTbO
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「我係Vtuber嘅事同埋我嘅虛擬人物身份，你全部都知道曬。」女仔嘅表情陰沉起嚟。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHvO9WmIHp
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「我都唔知乜嘢係Vtuber⋯⋯我無睇開啲動漫嘢。」恆樂解釋。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbU1oJv7wrv
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「Vtuber，又稱虛擬實況主，係以虛擬人物形象喺線上影片平台上載影片或進行直播嘅創作者，常見於Youtube、Twitch、Facebook等影視平台活動。其背後嘅操作者叫作中之人，中之人嘅身份必須保密，粉絲通常都有默契唔討論中之人嘅真實身份。中之人身份暴露對Vtuber嚟講係大危機。」恆樂手機的Siri突然出聲。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFhPeJjMcz
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今鑊真係智能叛變，無啦啦俾Siri賣咗鑊甘嘅。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2e9oWu6jfD
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恆樂嗱嗱聲撳熄部電話，等佢快啲收聲，心入面不停屌Siri老母。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBgw9bhEg9
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原來喺電腦入面嘅3D同2D模組都係眼前呢個女仔用嚟砌自己嘅Vtuber外殼，恆樂突然諗通。眼前呢個女仔就係Vtuber黑雪公主嘅真身。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqn13W0IABX
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為咗確認腦海入面嘅猜想，恆樂問：「你就係黑雪公主？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WBd040KXo
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「俾人知道咗我真實身份！我玩完啦！Vtuber真實身份意外流出呀！」女孩激動地叫，又喺地下翻滾。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnBRDAEQpD
「你冷靜啲先！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIItRIfAcAN
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「點冷靜呀！我啱啱先起步咋，啱啱先過1000訂閱，估唔到我嘅事業咁快玩完！」攤咗喺地下嘅女孩叫道。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmSxBfOkJx
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「你冷靜啲先黑雪公主！」恆樂再講。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvc9SQ8SAlD
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「呀！！！唔好用呢個名叫我呀！！！」個女仔碌得越嚟越快。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjiEvNT84p
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「你放心喎，我唔會亂咁講出去，我會好好保守呢個秘密。」呢一刻嘅恆樂諗住乜都應承咗先，至少等條女唔好喺佢面前發癲。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ894hHq3LdY
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「點可能信你呀！」條女一個鯉魚翻身彈起，指着恆樂講。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hsSvmvWGx
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黑雪公主唔忿氣咁走出電腦房，留低恆樂一個人呆咗咁企喺原地。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7iDdzdD7e
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兩分鐘後，黑雪公主又走翻去恆樂面前，捉起佢隻手放落自己胸上面。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6K4ko5mgQ
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幸福就係嚟得咁突然，一日未死都會有機會摸下波仔。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8IVL8AIL7
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B⋯⋯唔係C！591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuo5j8mycw
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恆樂聚精匯神咁享受掌手傳來嘅質感，估唔到呢個咁老套嘅女仔都有咁豐滿嘅身材。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdR6BEi0tcI
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真係卧虎藏龍！邊個話港女細波！北半球放得落一隻手掌都唔會細得去邊！591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15bOtvOwnd
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「咔嚓！」就係恆樂享受胸部嘅溫度時，突然傳嚟快門聲，恆樂即刻醒過嚟。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oR1UmG6wI
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嗰個女仔紅都臉曬咁影咗張相，係恆樂摸佢對波嘅相。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3fcAdZB6w
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「你非禮我嘅證據。」黑雪公主將電話螢幕展示俾恆樂睇。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIM00ANUrQ
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恆樂即刻反駁：「喂！等陣先！係你捉起我隻手㗎喎！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrRcS2pLY9
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紅著臉嘅黑雪公主強忍住羞恥心講：「張圖淨係見到你摸胸。呢到無人證，我話乜就乜。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROTJ3JCk8Y
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「你打橫嚟嘅！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9VFfO4Q06
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「依家嘅香港係女人大曬。」黑雪公主挺胸自豪咁講。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWtu6G44aB
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挺胸嗰下恆樂嘅掌心都感覺到，非常清楚。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPjhP3OriE
「我唔會爆你Vtuber嘅身份出去，所以我求下你del咗張相。我做乜都得，求下你放過我。」恆樂合十雙手請求，喺香港做咗性罪犯真係返唔到轉頭。同埋香港真係有好多女人會無啦啦屈男人非禮，就算冇證據啲人都會信個女人，更何況而家恆樂有痛腳俾人捉住，所以恆樂嘅人生可以話係完結邊緣。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDiwpAhhBD
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「做乜都得？」黑雪公主嘅眼神稍微變一變，好似思考緊啲乜咁。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TG4trR0e8
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「做乜都得。」恆樂連忙點頭。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGfAqB3v1K
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黑色公主諗咗諗，再望一望電腦螢幕，諗通某啲嘢之後講：「你話做乜都得㗎。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAnayJfKYQ
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黑雪公主講完就除咗眼鏡，鬆開兩條辮去解放紫黑色嘅長髮，成個人嘅氣場即係唔同曬。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFMgISIzwz
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冰山美人。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSA3S2zylqI
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恆樂腦海只有呢四個字。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXbO9V87Ork
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恆樂近睇先發現黑色公主嘅眼珠都係紫黑色，而且皮膚非常之白哲，無戴眼鏡嘅黑雪公主嘅臉蛋好細而且睇落吹彈可破，完全係一個美少女。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhClkPUBfzL
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我會唔會俾佢強姦？恆樂喺心入邊咁諗，因為頭先話咗做乜都得。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoLfy4Oz6G
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如果佢要強姦我都冇辦法，唯有勉強接受，我真係好可憐。恆樂心入邊捧讀，抑壓住自己興奮嘅情緒。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj7wOrFuwf
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總之一陣間佢問乜都要即刻應承，恆樂心中已經下定決心。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb44J6qTvKH
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黑色公主微微抬頭，白硩嘅手指輕輕撥開遮住眼睛嘅劉海，再用水汪汪嘅雙眼楚楚可憐咁仰望恆樂：「做我男朋友，得唔得？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjYKtaVG92
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「砰」恆樂嘅心好似中咗邱比特箭咁瘋狂加速，俾美少女表白呢件事令佢異常地興奮，腦海已經無空間同時間去諗呢個係唔係陷阱。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ997xHtPoC0
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破處嘅機會到啦！591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLSBlcDFni
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A0毒撚身份嘅終結！591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYgQ8Xyk4m
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「得得得⋯⋯吓！？」本來隨口應承咗嘅恆樂，喺過咗幾秒後先俾呢個牛頭唔搭馬嘴嘅要求搞到呆咗。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEiSPMRwZ3
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黑雪公主滿意地點頭，之後戴返眼鏡就鬆一口氣講：「搞掂！我想試好耐㗎啦，除眼鏡同放髮後向男仔表白！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BxNKfG2Aa
「吓？」恆樂依家非常之混亂。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoD1nPXf0ZO
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「咁樣我就可以學到點樣做女朋友，再俾啲觀眾感受下女朋友嘅感覺。之後就光明正大收課金！」戴返眼鏡嘅黑雪公主講。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HZN7YNeTj
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「咁即係點？我哋係唔係真係要拍拖？」困惑同失望嘅恆樂問。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMPOZ9WJ3e
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「都要拍下嘅。我要你假扮我男朋友，得閒同我出去約會下，等我學下點做女朋友。」黑雪公主一臉理所當然地講。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mTUsRSK3A
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「吓？扮？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1p0GPcM9Y0
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「扮呀，你唔係以為真係拍拖呀？」黑雪公主一臉厭惡咁講。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LAByNkZlZ
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「er⋯⋯」真係以為脫A0嘅恆樂無言以對，過咗陣又問：「點解要搵人扮男朋友？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDtIfO9Htd
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黑雪公主咬牙切齒咁講：「上個禮拜有條友喺我個live都留言話我好無女朋友feel，但係我未拍過拖又點會知女朋友會點講嘢？喺嗰一刻我就知道我要學下點樣俾到女朋友嘅感覺班毒撚，呀！」知道自己失言嘅黑雪公主就改口：「係觀眾先啱。咁樣做嘅話我就可以令到佢哋心甘情願咁課金俾我，我嘅subscriber都會蒸蒸日上。所以我要學識做人哋女朋友！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhZkU66DUz
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黑色果然切開都仲係黑。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIY9fj4Mwlo
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原來只係諗緊點樣令觀眾課金。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpYhvd70EM
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「啲女人真係好古惑。」恆樂細細聲抱怨。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaONm5I4Znn
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「咩話？」黑雪公主斜視瞪向恆樂。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGiOWFjBAr
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順風耳嚟㗎屌？恆樂喺心入面鬧。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFrJIhNWBY
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「無嘢！」恆樂即刻扮曬無嘢。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYw4uthWqQ
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黑雪公主繼續講：「我唔係真係想拍拖，咁無理友求其搵個男仔嚟戲弄佢感情，係咪先？咁啱呢個時候你就出現啦，既然俾你知道咗我嘅秘密我就唔可以俾你走！頭先我出去電腦房諗咗陣，就諗到一個驚為天人嘅計劃！就係要無女朋友嘅你扮我男朋友，等我學到點樣講嘢先可以令男仔開心！當然任務完成之後我就會del咗佢。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tQy21aWsV
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黑雪公主fing一fing佢部手機。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdqxKoE0lx
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恆樂被反客為主。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kpW5y8Ed0
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咁樣我就可以俾你玩弄？恆樂無講出不滿。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9S9DaX6Fax
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本來先知道咗對方係Vtuber嘅秘密，後來一個屈尾十俾人用非禮做籌碼威脅，恆樂而家完全係下風位。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GregxCkFx
「點解你會知道我冇女朋友㗎！？」恆樂好似秘密俾人揭露咁樣，心虛到不得之了。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEgp5QnPMx
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「梗係知我查過⋯⋯唔係！你咁似毒撚唔通你有女朋友咩！你有咩？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSAwrH4u7W
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「我無。」恆樂覺得自尊心受創。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJHBWcjfYY
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「咁就好啦可以專心扮我男朋友。你仲有冇其他問題？」黑雪公主心滿意足咁講。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GwKKAd3SW
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「你要學都唔一定要扮情侶㗎，我可以俾意見。」恆樂講。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXrPzWJPtW
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「唔得，親身經歷係最好，學得最快。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRwQhnY4jk
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「咁扮你男朋友期間我可唔可以識其他女仔？」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NvB38S6r6
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「緊係唔得啦！扮情侶都要專一㗎！我哋『分手』之後你點玩都得！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4bbrjndTa
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咁即係恆樂喺黑雪公主學滿師之前都無機會識到真嘅女朋友，如果唔係就會變咗一腳踏兩船嘅賤男。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwQvVIuPHo
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「咁好啦，扮就扮啦。」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5mhmp64Vk
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「咁你可以放返隻手落嚟未？」黑雪公主指往放喺佢心口嘅恆樂右手講。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAd1yTzVcyX
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「對唔住！」恆樂依家先意識到自己原來摸咗咁耐波仔，嗰種手感同溫暖真係令人難以忘懷。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx2qjv7erG
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「差啲唔記得自我介紹，我叫黃子瑜，你叫我子瑜就得。記著千祈唔好喺公眾地方叫我黑雪公主。」子瑜向恆樂伸出手。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvO2mYTUyGf
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「我叫恆樂，不過你都知㗎啦。」恆樂捉返住子瑜伸出嘅手。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIyTZSm5vu
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「緊係知啦，我一直都知你同我讀同一科，係你唔知咋嘛！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrlxIbJGRp
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「我真係唔知。」恆樂面帶歉意咁答。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDneYnihVE
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之後佢哋兩個就交換咗contact，子瑜喺電腦save低咗啲嘢再upload上drive之後就準備閃人。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhy8NF7oGpF
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臨走前子瑜突然攬住恆樂講：「我之後會搵你拍拖㗎啦，等我電話！再見啦男朋友！」591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinrxZPBrJD
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然後子瑜就急急腳咁走咗，佢嘅溫暖同埋香味都殘留喺恆樂身旁。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVX6xHA7Kzb
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子瑜走咗之後恆樂先發現，自己用開嗰部電腦喺隔咗兩個位，今鋪真係唔好彩坐錯位先搞到咁大鑊。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaD6hKbqoA
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恆樂嘆口氣就求其剪好段片，upload上blackboard就返屋企休息。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1CIXTiu2x
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小惡魔。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQvzOyt09v
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恆樂眼中嘅子瑜就好似一隻小惡魔，蠱蠱惑惑。而自己就成為咗呢隻小惡魔嘅（假）男朋友。591Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQhJmrGYEE
