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    擇泉
    擇泉
    如果有一個故事能讓你記得，我希望那是個開心的故事。

    筆名就一個諧音梗，來自我的本名。 當我高中在上國文課時，睡得正香。那時正在上「良馬對」，裡面有句：「今所乘者，日不過數升，而秣不擇粟，飲不擇泉，攬轡未安，踴躍疾驅，甫百里，力竭汗喘，殆欲斃然。」 老師看我睡得正香, 就在「擇泉」的地方加了重音把我叫起來。
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看圖加話
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吊橋效應-1
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