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No Plagiarism!61UuQ8qYbJIf1eNBK8ceposted on PENANA 剛從大學拿到證書。8964 copyright protection103PENANA2fPlu5IjMd 維尼
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這證書不是用來證明我從哪裡畢業、成績有多高超,純粹用來紀念我正式加入失業大軍。8964 copyright protection103PENANAOWeEs65r7x 維尼
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蹲在家裡,我百無聊賴的滾著滑鼠上那顆小輪,在網路上漫無目的地遊走著。爬爬遊戲論壇,看看八卦新聞,翻翻沒甚麼營養的資料。8964 copyright protection103PENANA5zvieebp0j 維尼
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「小雄呀,你畢業了啦,甚麼時候找到工作?」老媽的這個問題,我在這兩三個月已經聽過好幾百次。8964 copyright protection103PENANA5okkS2jOLn 維尼
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「快了。」每次我都這樣回答。8964 copyright protection103PENANAGOU6Xh3DJc 維尼
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點開胡亂存放的那份履歷,上面只寫廖廖幾項高考會考的成績,還有剛到手的那份失業證書,我內心是無限的鬱悶。8964 copyright protection103PENANAoUURq8PNn3 維尼
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眼睛往履歷的上方瞄去,姓名一欄寫著「英雄」兩個字。8964 copyright protection103PENANAHKx4352a4j 維尼
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英是姓氏,雄是名字,加起來就叫作英雄。8964 copyright protection103PENANAiakCceNG3F 維尼
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雙失八十後英雄,聽起來感覺不錯。8964 copyright protection103PENANAkdSRrS62Uc 維尼
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心不甘情不願的連上勞工處網頁,我了無生氣的地搜索著,看看有沒有哪家公司正在招聘可憐蟲。8964 copyright protection103PENANA9IYJWtNlf0 維尼
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「奴隸獸,奴隸獸!東一隻西一隻,東一腳西一腳,給批鬥…」是我的手機響了。8964 copyright protection103PENANAnK0Xo4xuL1 維尼
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拿起來一看,原來是女朋友打來的。8964 copyright protection103PENANAI1AsRPDg1C 維尼
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「喂~小愛?」我藏起自己頹喪的一面,裝出高興的樣子。8964 copyright protection103PENANAiXodnYTMLY 維尼
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「說過多少次不要用那個AV女優的名字來叫我!」電話筒傳來不高興的回應。8964 copyright protection103PENANAnYaG0tkgrG 維尼
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「好好好,是我不好,對不起。」我趕緊道歉。拍拖這回事跟玩踩地雷沒甚麼分別,你不知道甚麼時候會手殘按到不該按的東西。8964 copyright protection103PENANAsrN9eQoBTm 維尼
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「對不起?你只會說對不起!除了道歉你還會做甚麼?」小愛的語氣透露著濃濃的不屑。8964 copyright protection103PENANAQdjFFw7XPY 維尼
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「對不起。」隱約間感受到內心有股不願屈從的怒火正在冒起,但為免節外生枝,我還是繼續當一條死狗。8964 copyright protection103PENANAT8p6Fe5yhc 維尼
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「分手吧。」她這句話講得絕情,完全沒有半點轉圜餘地。8964 copyright protection103PENANAioueDmomGY 維尼
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「………」我愣了五秒鐘,用食指搔搔緊皺的眉頭,吸一口氣勉力維持平靜:「甚麼?」8964 copyright protection103PENANA8ChJ3uuRwm 維尼
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「你這種態度討厭死了!」小愛開始數落我的不是:「總是嗯嗯啊啊的,甚麼也不講,老在扮作高深,但其實只是個甚麼也不行的窩囊廢!」8964 copyright protection103PENANAWIoXYnMI1m 維尼
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「……」我無言以對。內心像一個被人用力捏爛的青蘋果,滲出酸溜溜的汁液。我隱忍沉默著,不泄露半點酸味。8964 copyright protection103PENANARcBiH2JeAz 維尼
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「又不說話!」小愛一口氣將一直以來的所有不滿發洩出來:「永遠都不說話!一直都這麼悶蛋!跟阿浚差天共地!」8964 copyright protection103PENANAuJkewNcdgD 維尼
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「誰是阿浚?」我心中一寒,急問道。8964 copyright protection103PENANA1IPCj47llL 維尼
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「裴永浚,首富的兒子。人帥,又會講說話,又會逗我高興,總之就是比你好的男人。」小愛示威似的道。8964 copyright protection103PENANAHswTqow8t5 維尼
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閤起雙眼,我默不作聲的將拳頭掄得劈啪作響,靜靜的問道:「…所以,是第三者了。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAbquQud0bkq 維尼
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「你可以這樣說。」能令首富之子拜倒在她的石榴裙下,小愛肯定覺得在這場兩性戰爭中大獲全勝。8964 copyright protection103PENANAVk8qG64909 維尼
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「好,好。」狠狠地擦掉眼上的濕潤,我的聲線冷徹得陌生。8964 copyright protection103PENANAsqFemr2ydo 維尼
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「對,我今次真的覺得很好。」飛上枝頭變鳳凰,小愛得意洋洋的道:「能夠甩掉你這沱爛泥,我很高興。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAFigbCd5JOo 維尼
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恭喜妳,婊子。8964 copyright protection103PENANAas1zjprdsb 維尼
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「以後沒甚麼事別來找我。」小愛意氣風發的掛了線。8964 copyright protection103PENANAylt27ftt5w 維尼
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看來,我很成功地「升呢」為三失青年了。8964 copyright protection103PENANAEkT9kp9kQr 維尼
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將求職信和履歷天女散花的寄了給上百間公司,居然也神奇地有一封回信,對方大概是被我的名字騙了,以為我會是統領萬人的將軍之才吧。8964 copyright protection103PENANAoxKeuTx4sv 維尼
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此刻,我正坐在一間不大的房間,獨自面對著眼前一行並排坐著的兩個面試官。8964 copyright protection103PENANAkrFLcoTBDv 維尼
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「你就是英雄?」坐在正中間的面試官是身穿軍裝,蓄著短髮,臉孔方正,是一個標準的警察模樣。8964 copyright protection103PENANAiD2fOIr4ZN 維尼
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「…是的。」不知怎的,我回應起來有點猶豫。8964 copyright protection103PENANAkgz6X10SI9 維尼
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「能做一下自我介紹嗎?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAaO6QwQSZoJ 維尼
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輕吸一口氣,我回以官式口吻道:「各位好,我叫英雄,是希望大學的應屆畢業生。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAfqferfuoRG 維尼
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「為甚麼你會應徵這份工作?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAEWWmE5RAms 維尼
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因為要吃飯,要還學費貸款。8964 copyright protection103PENANAXXg8SfZBPB 維尼
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「我自小的夢想是想儆惡懲奸、除暴安良,正正符合警隊的理念,所以我來應徵。」我答得頭頭是道,聽起來難有挑剔之處。8964 copyright protection103PENANA02DrGR04zl 維尼
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「但這裡是警務處文員面試。」瞄瞄我的求職信,試官皺眉道:「你確定你沒來錯地方?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAVxHgcgwefX 維尼
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我搖頭。8964 copyright protection103PENANAzmUco6HUyC 維尼
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「那為甚麼你不去投考警察?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAVOhnLC7De8 維尼
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「現時社會治安良好,比起前線警察一職,我更希望在後勤支援。」隨便瞎扯了個理由,我一派氣定神閑。8964 copyright protection103PENANAiFEwso8wKN 維尼
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瞄了我一眼,試官狐疑的看了我一眼,勉強將我的答案收貨。8964 copyright protection103PENANAuzEWKc4Bjo 維尼
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「外面還有百多二百人來應徵,為甚麼我們要聘用你?」旁邊另一個尖臉試官忽然問道。語氣不算強勢,問題本身卻是尖銳。8964 copyright protection103PENANAjYGuBD97N3 維尼
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「因為……」腦袋頓時一片空白,我的嘴巴卻自己動了起來:「因為我們都是駕車的。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAa1BpCrl4BR 維尼
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嘖,不小心把蜆殼油站的廣告台詞搬出來了。8964 copyright protection103PENANAoRhQZSphRY 維尼
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當試官們還在錯愕之際,我馬上改口道:「因為,我有車牌,而我知道這個職位有時需要外出。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAfMO3nu3pLV 維尼
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「…唔。」旋即恢復冷靜,尖臉試官再問道:「你覺得最近有甚麼時事值得留意?」8964 copyright protection103PENANA3Gm7eWqtWU 維尼
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「當然是郎振中上任行政首長。」每次老媽看新聞都將電視音量開大,我想沒頭緒也不行。8964 copyright protection103PENANA0SI118AoOu 維尼
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「你怎麼看?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAtbDcQEyxwS 維尼
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「他的領導作風強硬,看來會有一番大作為。」我將那些時事評論員的論點照搬出來:「而且從選戰可見,他的班子也有不錯的實力,有望可以令這個城市一洗頹風。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAugCgmvTfQm 維尼
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「他也講過要強化警隊裝備,加強對示威遊行隊伍的管制,你又怎麼看?」8964 copyright protection103PENANAHy0XRkxRVx 維尼
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「我認為郎振中這樣講,是有他的理由的。」我徐徐答道:「警隊是維持社會秩序的力量,就像建築物的鋼筋一樣。如果鋼筋不夠硬,建築物就會倒塌。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAi9WevRfOEh 維尼
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「所以你支持郎振中?」尖臉試官試探性的問道。8964 copyright protection103PENANAmfVEwAxiho 維尼
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隱約覺得這問題有不妥,我便故意答得模稜兩可:「我支持維護正義的人。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAW2drK895iL 維尼
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「你覺得郎振中是維護正義的人?」不知為何,尖臉試官窮追猛打。8964 copyright protection103PENANA9mfsvthU20 維尼
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「他還未上任,施政作風如何我們無從得知。」心覺欺人太甚,我反客為主的道:「我覺得這條問題跟警隊文員的工作沒有太大關係。」8964 copyright protection103PENANAjAqjHAcm8A 維尼
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「那麼,你覺得還有沒有其他值得留意的時事?」方臉試官出面打圓場。8964 copyright protection103PENANA4HkTjZAa2x 維尼
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靜了一下,我腦海之中不知怎的閃過幾天前的小新聞:中東恐怖組織揚言襲擊康城。8964 copyright protection103PENANApfI4QrZBzP 維尼
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想了想,我覺得這不是甚麼大事,大概是激進宗教份子虛張聲勢罷了。8964 copyright protection103PENANAwR79KUfYwF 維尼
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「面試就到這裡,有甚麼消息我們會再通知你。」8964 copyright protection103PENANA1lc07Tbd2p 維尼
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