世界咁大,唔係任何事都可以得到解決,例如貧富懸殊呀、全球暖化呀,依啲大問題就搞左咁多年都未搞得掂,至於細既問題,例如我銀包入面既銀紙數量亦係其一。238Please respect copyright.PENANALFJbv5SPzp
但係對於我兩條女黎講,我「窮」依件事似乎永遠都唔會係問題。對佢地黎講,幾時插到我屎忽先係個需要解決既問題。238Please respect copyright.PENANAVkXz0Mb8Lo
「未解決!」例如有次,我地因為一啲小事嘈起上黎,後黎我覺得好無謂唔想嘈,所以求其道個歉咁想快手解決。點知,Z 一句極似巴士阿叔既「未解決」令我如意算盤打唔撚響。238Please respect copyright.PENANAbnkN7RxFC7
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「你食左我個杯麵仲咁囂張!」佢好嬲咁指住已經連湯都無既杯麵杯,表示:「我幾時話道歉就可以解決?」238Please respect copyright.PENANAr19Qx3X5OQ
「咁買過杯比妳囉。」我有啲攰咁回應佢,繼續試圖結束話題:「解決左?解決左。」238Please respect copyright.PENANALvSoFAuheD
「未解決!」238Please respect copyright.PENANA3NXlPMRpeq
「老婆⋯⋯」到底點解佢咁好氣⋯⋯238Please respect copyright.PENANA9kgGa47OI5
「至少解決條件要由我定啦下話?」Z 理所當然咁表示:「你食左我個限量版杯麵,有咩可能咁輕易放過你喎!」238Please respect copyright.PENANA9qIQBu3TVR
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佢嘴角向上翹起,我有不祥既預感。「咁我要用你食過既筷子上你──」238Please respect copyright.PENANABhvAuXh8rn
「妳都癡癡地!」238Please respect copyright.PENANA7c7W8x6ftW
「嗄!你食左我個限量版杯麵喎!」238Please respect copyright.PENANAg1yNWqMs6a
「唔會得囉!妳無其他方法我當解決左架喇!」238Please respect copyright.PENANA9ajvROu7KF
「未解決呀屌你!」238Please respect copyright.PENANAm7bwhbUE9D
就係咁,我地果次又嘈多左成個鐘,而我到依家都唔明,到底點解佢可以咁好氣⋯⋯238Please respect copyright.PENANAq3AvrKdxj5