Everybody likes to act like they'd know what they would do if they found out they were living with a ghost. I'm here to tell you what you'd actually do:

Be in denial at first, like any rational person.

Share weirdly intimate details about your life that you've never told anyone..

Notice how attractive and charming he is when he's not being grumpy...?

Fall in love?

Oh, just me?

Whoops.