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No Plagiarism!yEICMsPbSTl1goA13mEvposted on PENANA 曾經,我幻想過被兩個人同時追求,會是怎樣的修羅場。可能像熱血少年漫一樣,兩個男主用料理決勝負,然後我偷偷在不愛的那個人食材裡藏毒針。又或者像小時候老媽看的日劇一樣,兩位男主劍拔弩張,我在旁邊哭喊著:「你們兩個,不要為了我打起來呀!」8964 copyright protection193PENANAtXJr9rItrP 維尼
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不過現實是,三個大男人表情凝重,並肩坐在沙發上,沉默不語。我緊皺眉頭,下巴靠在交握的十指,這畫面看起來大概更像真嗣他爸看到初號機慘敗。8964 copyright protection193PENANAWfzPqW66Xz 維尼
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「所以……你們為了防對方趁睡覺時偷摸我,寧願噁心也要牽手?」方才一番懇談得到的情報實在太驚人,我花了足足十分鐘才消化完。8964 copyright protection193PENANAoVz39G4ydi 維尼
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他們一起點頭。8964 copyright protection193PENANAeMP5XJUtOC 維尼
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「三小啊!」聽到如此荒唐的事,我驟然倒向椅背,哀嚎道:「我之前都沒發現你們在追我……」8964 copyright protection193PENANAhgRdmI6TJB 維尼
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佐助斜睨我一眼,「天母沒租書店嗎?要大老遠跑到中和來看漫畫?」表情和語氣都頗無奈。8964 copyright protection193PENANA7r820D4hcW 維尼
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鳴人此時也貌似委屈地補了一刀,「我家在三重……」8964 copyright protection193PENANAQeJB4bave0 維尼
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「我想說大劍超級經典,你們好識貨。」我用手捂臉,覺得自己有夠蠢。8964 copyright protection193PENANA4qaRfH4p2I 維尼
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「我就是喜歡你少根筋的樣子。」鳴人笑著摸我的頭,佐助隨即打了他的手,「啪」地一聲超清脆,我頭頂頓時被隔山打牛震了一下。8964 copyright protection193PENANAI2hCVA64LZ 維尼
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按著被震到的地方,我不甚自信地問:「到底……喜歡我什麼啊?什麼時候開始的?」還是不明白,怎麼會有人喜歡這種北七。8964 copyright protection193PENANAWLaKt4kwZj 維尼
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「你剛進公司時我就覺得你很可愛啦,只要逗你笑,這個酒窩就會跑出來。」鳴人捏捏我的右頰,露出一口大白牙,「最讚的是你看起來乖乖的,沒想到吐槽的反應和威力都很驚人,我愛死反差萌了!」8964 copyright protection193PENANAfO0m0qTTss 維尼
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我大翻白眼,「所以你講話槽點那麼多都是在等我吐嗎?」8964 copyright protection193PENANA1m8YS1zFxs 維尼
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他沒有正面回答,只是「嘿嘿」兩聲。什麼M體質?8964 copyright protection193PENANAW66C9GlXSU 維尼
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看向佐助,只見他沉吟思索,似乎在考慮如何開口。8964 copyright protection193PENANA5w1GWtj1CN 維尼
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「你報到那天,部長帶你來自我介紹,然後你說自己有男朋友的時候,看起來很幸福又有點害羞……當時我就覺得,很羨慕那個幸運的傢伙。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAX1twDvRInq 維尼
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自我介紹啊……好像有點印象。8964 copyright protection193PENANATk0ZYNOzIv 維尼
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那天在全部門同事圍繞之下,部長拍拍我的肩膀,「照慣例新人來我們都要問——有沒有女朋友?」8964 copyright protection193PENANAppg9qG0Rgt 維尼
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我尷尬地微笑,搖搖頭。8964 copyright protection193PENANAP2QPIqrihQ 維尼
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這時女同事群裡不知道誰冒出一句:「那有沒有男朋友?」8964 copyright protection193PENANA4wSV7mC6RJ 維尼
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想起浩浩在家等我下班,我心跳加速,耳根發熱,在此起彼落的笑聲中點點頭,引起女同事一陣歡呼。8964 copyright protection193PENANAQuJLLjSe27 維尼
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「可惜可惜,」部長呵呵笑道:「這下子我們部門不管男生女生都沒機會了。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAujPEBruV2z 維尼
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哎,當時我愛羅浩宇愛到什麼都看不見。現在回想,部長講男生沒機會這句,本身好像已經暗藏了什麼情報。8964 copyright protection193PENANACtjqAk4vy6 維尼
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佐助繼續說道:「後來那個人傷你這麼深。一開始我只想讓你開心、陪你走出來,才跟李明仁說好一起陪你。」8964 copyright protection193PENANA8m3eNszpJc 維尼
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「你們一直都知道對方喜歡我?」還真是無話不談。8964 copyright protection193PENANAzq0UkOH7no 維尼
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佐助苦笑:「我喜歡的,他怎麼可能不喜歡?從高中就這是這樣。所以這次我們還談判過,講好不能偷跑。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAmHhEk4LNeX 維尼
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「可是鳴佐,你們兩個明明都有偷跑。」想想他們都曾瞞著對方約我,令人感嘆男人的友情跟承諾真是脆弱不堪一擊。8964 copyright protection193PENANAvhqpz8LNyB 維尼
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鳴人攤手道:「沒辦法,情場如戰場。兵不厭詐,這是戰爭。」哇,臉皮比城牆還要厚,這種話也能理直氣壯地說出來。8964 copyright protection193PENANACKDrqMKT09 維尼
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該怎麼說呢?十二年來都在互搶男人,感情還能這麼好,是真愛無誤了。8964 copyright protection193PENANAuVfQGYkbwA 維尼
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「我也想過,或許不說破,三個人一起好好相處也不錯,不然無論哪兩個湊成對,我跟他總有一個要落單。」佐助停頓一下,話鋒一轉,「可是上禮拜去唱歌,你遇到那個人時的臉色……我真的看不下去,無法再忍耐了。」8964 copyright protection193PENANANqdVeZWKvk 維尼
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怎、怎麼辦?好像有點感動。8964 copyright protection193PENANAcSKT5Q7mcK 維尼
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「英傑,當我的小櫻好嗎?」他牽起我的左手,放到唇邊吻了一下,「是我的話,絕不會讓你露出那種表情。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAxvbun3ybX8 維尼
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更正一下——這樣的告白,實在無法決定要感動還是要吐槽。8964 copyright protection193PENANAnXRHEaAFu9 維尼
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鳴人不甘示弱,立即牽起我的右手,「小傑,讓我當你的奇犽。我想和你既做戀人也是朋友。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAq24siH4yRW 維尼
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不行了,這個真的欠吐。8964 copyright protection193PENANARAHjYMboXn 維尼
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「喂,好歹佐櫻也是官配。你這是來亂的吧?」8964 copyright protection193PENANAXNjEJrYtCy 維尼
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他一副理所當然的神情,「你去問葉子她們,奇傑是不是官配。」8964 copyright protection193PENANARibICcZR20 維尼
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一整個大離題。8964 copyright protection193PENANA5oD0HITAcw 維尼
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看看兩邊牽著的手,陷入左右為男又左右為難的掙扎,我想打太極又不知道該怎麼打,竟脫口而出:「你、你們是我的雙翼。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAPSAgWvpUpb 維尼
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「哇,人渣宣言啊!阿傑什麼時候學壞了?」和吐槽內容不大搭得起來,鳴人的表情不知為何,似乎有點……興奮?8964 copyright protection193PENANA6fZIsgPyPS 維尼
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相較之下,佐助倒是很冷靜,「阿傑要開雙翼的話,我沒意見。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAkMWBxRZ3eH 維尼
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哇靠!還真被婷婷說中了。不行不行。8964 copyright protection193PENANA5aTgYsRpwB 維尼
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「別開玩笑了。光明正大劈腿,我在公司還待得下去嗎?」想到部門同仁的八卦程度,我不禁打了個寒戰。8964 copyright protection193PENANAIJhVrfTZBQ 維尼
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「你甩掉林育佐,只跟我在一起,就沒這個問題了。」鳴人格開佐助揮來的拳頭,嘻嘻笑道。8964 copyright protection193PENANAIIlNQVtGC5 維尼
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「你願意的話,可以先不公開,在公司像平常一樣相處,私下當作試用期。如果你最後決定只跟一個人一起,另一個人必須接受,如果你兩個都想繼續交往……」佐助頓了一頓,「我可以換工作,大家不在一間公司,比較不容易被盯著。」8964 copyright protection193PENANA7X7FHmE8lM 維尼
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這樣犧牲也太大了吧!為了跟我在一起連工作也不要了?才正要反對,鳴人搶著說:「怎麼可以你一個人走,要也是我們一起。」佐助嘴角微勾:「我們去哪間公司不是一起?」8964 copyright protection193PENANAXNFfsIwuS7 維尼
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怎麼瞬間有種我才是多出來那個的感覺?8964 copyright protection193PENANAbVsW27cRrb 維尼
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低頭沉思良久,的確我目前無法作選擇,哪個都放不下。既然他們這麼說,不如試試看?8964 copyright protection193PENANAbykZ7DF7X8 維尼
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我默默鬆開被牽著的手,將手指插進兩人指縫,再重新握緊。鳴佐的頭一起靠過來,在我耳邊發出如釋重負的吁氣聲。我們便這樣靜靜依偎,直到他們同時開口,打破短暫的和平時光——8964 copyright protection193PENANAQiUxMI3a4h 維尼
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「我可以親你嗎?」8964 copyright protection193PENANA4pO79DKSKc 維尼
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這下可好,手有兩隻,嘴只有一張。可想而知兩人爭先恐後,互不相讓。8964 copyright protection193PENANAdA9UQJ7bxv 維尼
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「猜拳,三把。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAaAHOdELKfU 維尼
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「不要,我猜拳運超爛。比腕力。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAhw1S1742j2 維尼
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「幹!那是你單方面虐我吧。不行,要比就比坐姿體前彎。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAkHE96AztGI 維尼
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「測體適能哦?不然來一局《極速狂飆》。」8964 copyright protection193PENANA5LXXM5iWKQ 維尼
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「馬的,你都挑你會贏的……」8964 copyright protection193PENANAJJbalBhhkr 維尼
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他們吵得起勁,各懷鬼胎,完全無法定案。我坐在中間,愈聽愈沒勁,覺得自己像個局外人。8964 copyright protection193PENANApNCG9xS0fd 維尼
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實在失去耐心,我一骨碌從沙發站起來,從書架上抽出一盒桌遊,丟在他們中間。8964 copyright protection193PENANA55jrzXkccm 維尼
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兩人似乎瑟縮了一下,抬眼看我,有點戒慎恐懼的意味。8964 copyright protection193PENANA35JzBHfNgT 維尼
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「你們要不要乾脆玩一局卡卡頌來定輸贏算了?半小時之後再叫我。」8964 copyright protection193PENANA7uXXEIyqWa 維尼
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我臉上的不爽應該表現得很明顯,他們互看一眼,秒決定一把決勝負。8964 copyright protection193PENANAAGlzfnWgS3 維尼
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「剪刀、石頭、布!」佐助出了剪刀,鳴人出了石頭。8964 copyright protection193PENANAkrSXwEhCkG 維尼
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「耶——」鳴人雙手高舉勝利姿勢,還不忘嗆好友:「活該,誰叫你要偷跑。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAaUezm73nqJ 維尼
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佐助咬牙切齒,拿出手機,開啟計時器,「一人五分鐘,手機計時。」8964 copyright protection193PENANAVocTrGuu3c 維尼
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我還沒反應過來,鳴人已站起身,抱起我直衝臥室。8964 copyright protection193PENANAXLVsa9ZJri 維尼
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