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二分鐘後,在大門口,澄子姊換穿外出用忍者裝外加披風準備好出門。81Please respect copyright.PENANAh5HKblRHiH
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「澄子姊,我陪你去好了,我擔心你又毀了……」81Please respect copyright.PENANAF2nTbkAzA2
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「我只是去記錄館一下,就回來了。」澄子姊思考了下改口。81Please respect copyright.PENANAedpS6dONcY
81Please respect copyright.PENANAq3ekBxuYMD
「你想跟就跟吧。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAiA20WkwJqw
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「好——」植人醬正要回應。81Please respect copyright.PENANA3Vol96fDgf
81Please respect copyright.PENANAFMw7WRjEL9
霎那間,從房子的某一處傳來爆炸的聲響,還隱約聽得見日狼的慘叫聲。81Please respect copyright.PENANAfzjV5T8gdH
81Please respect copyright.PENANAu3zTrkVGCM
「喔……看來決定好了。我去找日狼玩好了。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAamoRXBAhwz
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「真是辛苦日狼了。」澄子姊正探頭進自己的特殊披風裡,檢查裝備有沒有遺漏。81Please respect copyright.PENANAIs9DThCbv8
81Please respect copyright.PENANAfEmW8ld25q
「沒辦法,誰叫日狼運氣那麼好。」植人醬只是聳聳肩。81Please respect copyright.PENANAVrqA8Wxms2
81Please respect copyright.PENANAPeuxzGeBR1
「掰掰~」澄子姊說完,植人醬趁澄子姊還沒起步時回應。81Please respect copyright.PENANAgYtRRsenca
81Please respect copyright.PENANAFDiyVCx6gv
「掰掰!晚點見!」81Please respect copyright.PENANAG2jgZ0gRWH
81Please respect copyright.PENANAzTbO9cMb9I
咻————81Please respect copyright.PENANAqiIqf3jf7r
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植人醬慢步進客廳,發現一具被炸的稀巴爛的日狼,同時散發燒焦的黏土味道,頭和尾巴被炸飛到房間角落,在日狼的身體旁還有一個紅色的光球在周圍飛舞。植人醬 見到這情況,摸了摸下巴,思考了一下,八成是日狼逃跑到這裡,還是沒躲過制裁吧……,走到日狼的大頭旁,蹲了下來,頭歪向一邊。81Please respect copyright.PENANAFYd8I4sIuG
81Please respect copyright.PENANAl491OdzICh
「你還好嗎?」81Please respect copyright.PENANAo9Xf74itA6
81Please respect copyright.PENANAetNByHabYC
日狼的眼神一副水汪汪,想哭的樣子,自暴自棄的說話。81Please respect copyright.PENANACsJNXb3Yzu
81Please respect copyright.PENANAbptkwqLklT
「植人醬,你能不能現在把我砍爆!我不想活了!我不想當魔王了!嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚……」81Please respect copyright.PENANAOWzz1Tt1Rk
81Please respect copyright.PENANAWMKvrrlC4P
「我今天每日解完了。」植人醬用冷血無情的口氣回答日狼的問題。81Please respect copyright.PENANAnaY3wt0o9T
81Please respect copyright.PENANAHRnpOa0n6J
「嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚……」81Please respect copyright.PENANA8XZDrlNszt
81Please respect copyright.PENANABiSymSSKYW
「楓夜勒?你們倆不是要一起去俱樂部?」81Please respect copyright.PENANA9TDgm3l3SX
81Please respect copyright.PENANAmkMREsB8zZ
「櫻仙找他先出門了,說是有重要的事情,嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚……植人醬快砍爆我啦。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAfBMwpwnchr
81Please respect copyright.PENANAQj1iB94HAO
「當女生又沒甚麼不好。況且怎麼砍都砍不死你吧。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAZrADJw1zt3
81Please respect copyright.PENANAHA2DnNT0Ag
「為什麼我就不能死呢?植人醬。」日狼突然嚷嚷的抱怨。81Please respect copyright.PENANAzqwYdiRMyj
81Please respect copyright.PENANAPNyXwFRzHo
「沒辦法,誰叫你已經是黏土怪。」植人醬朗朗順口地回答。81Please respect copyright.PENANAL5aACU1434
81Please respect copyright.PENANAuX9yxvNRL2
「嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚……」81Please respect copyright.PENANADRz9zzJlym
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此時植人醬突然有靈感了。81Please respect copyright.PENANAfFY8NHyMyM
81Please respect copyright.PENANA7rnSbENwoL
「還是你想我把你打成果汁,喝進我的胃裡。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAUHPSXj3pcw
81Please respect copyright.PENANAIQW5nGz1LM
植人醬在日狼眼前拍拍自己肚子,摸了好幾圈,又惹來日狼一陣嚷嚷。81Please respect copyright.PENANAHEE62aRGSi
81Please respect copyright.PENANADpfSZ2rh4b
「嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚……才不要!!」81Please respect copyright.PENANApaOekdhqSe
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突然之間,植人醬的兔耳朵動了幾下,似乎聽見了甚麼動靜般,先是望向門口,隨後又轉頭看向旁邊那位,被變成起司蛋糕的人身上一眼,最後將視線放在日狼的大頭上,發出A~A~的聲音,接者對日狼耳語。81Please respect copyright.PENANA9zESeqd3BJ
81Please respect copyright.PENANA1zJVzU2PNO
「呆狼,你快起來啦。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAwCAMm2cM9B
81Please respect copyright.PENANAsITVUliFPO
「哼,不要,我想就這樣呆到楓夜回來算了。」日狼嘟嘴回應植人醬。81Please respect copyright.PENANADoSCtbLEiD
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此時植人醬露出不懷好意的神情,對日狼提議。81Please respect copyright.PENANAlx6ylHoGC5
81Please respect copyright.PENANAycTaPEpvqe
「呆狼,等會兒來做個實驗吧,我想到個好主意。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAJgupNU7A6H
81Please respect copyright.PENANAr9z5dnRASI
「什主意?」81Please respect copyright.PENANAT9UrUtxh92
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「一個說不定可以讓你掛點的實驗。」81Please respect copyright.PENANA1PvNSpFMiW
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頓時日狼的神情愣住了,然後苦笑起來。81Please respect copyright.PENANAyx04bmWeVU
81Please respect copyright.PENANAYDcuF0M5va
「額……………我開玩笑的,不用那麼認真去想讓我掛點。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAQJH8bLST41
81Please respect copyright.PENANAGi2eHdQoM0
植人醬的兔耳朵又動了幾下,聽見有機器人移動的腳步聲越來越近,拉起了狼耳朵,對著耳朵裡面。81Please respect copyright.PENANAWSUHA4KFs4
81Please respect copyright.PENANAvX4yuDNaX3
「呆狼!還不趕快變回來!」81Please respect copyright.PENANATyMg8KTI43
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就在此刻——81Please respect copyright.PENANAuCXvc6AxR5
門外走進來一台綠色貓耳型打掃用人體工學機器人,正拿一個黑色手提箱進來,冷酷毫無感情的聲音傳進客廳每個角落。81Please respect copyright.PENANAwDIwkCS42b
81Please respect copyright.PENANAAKaiMeCSiE
「發現需要清除的目標!發現需要清除的目標!」81Please respect copyright.PENANA6zcfOch7lO
81Please respect copyright.PENANAs0CjZZpLi4
「甚麼?!」日狼的大頭失聲大喊。81Please respect copyright.PENANAuJiekH0oji
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「呆狼,你快起來啦,不然要被當垃圾丟掉了。」植人醬表示。81Please respect copyright.PENANAH2Iroh0ZZe
81Please respect copyright.PENANAwN3maQDEzk
日狼趕緊把身子聚合再一起,變回原本的樣貌,但已經太遲了,機器人早已經打開他的手提箱了,從裡面跑出了八顆綠色球狀體,彷彿長著透明的翅膀,咻——咻——,一下就飛到日狼的周圍,展開綠色半透明的帷幕把日狼困在裡面。81Please respect copyright.PENANAhx97TninvR
81Please respect copyright.PENANAoMJIZkfSWY
「不!!!放我出去!!!你這笨機器人!!!」81Please respect copyright.PENANA0gtEb4aMuS
81Please respect copyright.PENANARMqdDDLIaf
日狼在裡面吶喊,但那冷冰冰的機器人無視日狼的存在。81Please respect copyright.PENANAziH6YPqCJX
81Please respect copyright.PENANALeZe3SW2lJ
「石虎三號,已捕捉目標,呼叫雲豹七號,前來客廳支援掃除。」81Please respect copyright.PENANASPjTfYSTaJ
81Please respect copyright.PENANAvqaMNnY3w2
展開的帷幕開始縮小,將日狼往裡面推擠,日狼仍持續的抵抗,狂敲帷幕,敲的手都變形了,但身為黏土身子的日狼,他毫無抵抗之力,最後連敲打的機會都沒有,被擠壓成一個棕色的正方形方塊,擺放在地上,對植人醬的那面還有日狼的眼睛和嘴巴。81Please respect copyright.PENANAQFc6H1fMEs
81Please respect copyright.PENANAvueFth8ia0
「指令完成!」石虎三號冷冰冰聲音裡,彷彿傳出完成一個藝術品的榮耀感。81Please respect copyright.PENANAsn513sesCL
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「笨蛋機器。」方塊日狼嘀咕著。81Please respect copyright.PENANApS3MVBWVvG
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植人醬正在一旁,一手指日狼,一邊在地上捧腹大笑。81Please respect copyright.PENANASPCwJVs9Tu
81Please respect copyright.PENANAYwFMbicAxS
石虎三號又開始行動了,另一個有著淡黃色豹紋的機器人也進來匯合了。81Please respect copyright.PENANAvrnnCtlT2d
81Please respect copyright.PENANAPBnKP4lY29
「雲豹七號抵達。」81Please respect copyright.PENANApPrK9FOG3n
81Please respect copyright.PENANAEyDjPp7jvF
兩位機器人一齊踏著悠閒的步伐,前去到日狼身旁,彎下腰拿起了他,把日狼擺到旁邊的桌上,然後解除包住日狼的綠色帷幕,綠色球狀體自行飛回了手提箱裡,然後雲豹七號頓時變形組裝成一台多功能吸塵器,石虎三號拿起吸塵器開始清理地上的殘渣跟燒焦痕跡。81Please respect copyright.PENANAeYScLVdQFE
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在一旁的植人醬已經笑到眼淚都快掉出來,一手捧者肚子,蹲在日狼面前。81Please respect copyright.PENANAcVxq0xls3Y
81Please respect copyright.PENANAD96nftS57e
「呆狼的新造型~」植人醬正逗日狼,用手指戳著他。81Please respect copyright.PENANA2jiaBYUy3A
81Please respect copyright.PENANAptoGKmWl7o
「好吧。這樣也不錯。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAXlu8SVp2lu
81Please respect copyright.PENANA0q8o2tvNOC
「還是有心愛的耳朵跟尾巴好。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4zarhcwvB
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「你現在可以說說你有什主意了。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAgCflDyFziA
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但植人醬卻拿起了方塊日狼,躺在地上舉高,兩人眼神相對,然後問了一個莫名其妙的問題。81Please respect copyright.PENANAmAgu4WNJcd
81Please respect copyright.PENANAsuxvlSKyf4
「你先說說你是誰?」81Please respect copyright.PENANAXLaNZFVR5P
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日狼愣了下,想著植人醬問這蠢問題做什?81Please respect copyright.PENANAvmb4duNYtO
81Please respect copyright.PENANAx7d6fBw2py
「我~是~御~日~狼~」81Please respect copyright.PENANAIzM3pQh5DE
81Please respect copyright.PENANAYzN6oM1cDu
植人醬突然硬抱起方塊日狼,然後高興的磨蹭起來。81Please respect copyright.PENANAnLqDFqnIH1
81Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5Ssb1BHnU
「你剛脆就去當我房間會說話的裝飾品好了。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAcr3ldklL4S
81Please respect copyright.PENANA4xhHDOm76T
「才不要勒,原來你打這種鬼主意,門都沒有,你這個寶物狂。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAbLi3xEJxmJ
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然後植人醬哈了一口氣,好讓自己不要一直笑下去,這時總算才提起他的鬼主意。81Please respect copyright.PENANAQipqDZx3cq
81Please respect copyright.PENANAB9DgRIiYja
「嘿,要不要吃吃看?」81Please respect copyright.PENANA3Eb6zZMeP5
81Please respect copyright.PENANA37gCjfWwbc
「咦?等等………你……又想用我身體做什實驗?」81Please respect copyright.PENANAwi7ZRCQaX7
81Please respect copyright.PENANAXl8fzkTVnq
在這種狀況之下,日狼思考,他所能想到的可能性只有一種。81Please respect copyright.PENANAEQvamJSQnK
81Please respect copyright.PENANAw5VYmvqWut
「該不會是……想叫我去嚐一口受害者,看我會不會一起變成起司之類的。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAxriy5chDys
81Please respect copyright.PENANAXiHbedVzon
「真聰明,嘿嘿!你不是老是抱怨你的黏土身體很麻煩嗎,在這世界說不定吃下去真的變成起司,嘿嘿!」81Please respect copyright.PENANAosn1E7uhTg
81Please respect copyright.PENANA7upUAFlt1Y
「我覺得現在這樣的身體,好過於變成起司被你吃掉好!」81Please respect copyright.PENANASDTCYuX1lY
81Please respect copyright.PENANAVxk9PgsZxO
「有什關係,反正你已經被咬過好多次了。」81Please respect copyright.PENANATVwSxEAZvd
81Please respect copyright.PENANAioHRjZeVxI
「不不不不不……你想都別想!」81Please respect copyright.PENANAY0lYDvUtzs
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生悶氣的方塊日狼開始變形了,就在植人醬的懷中。81Please respect copyright.PENANA80PWlx7TPz
81Please respect copyright.PENANAP92E0cr8U6
「嘿!不會說聲喔!」81Please respect copyright.PENANA5J4rKcSfbb
81Please respect copyright.PENANAgkzK486DVy
植人醬直接把方塊日狼往牆上砸了,日狼方塊整個濺在牆上,嚷嚷了一聲。81Please respect copyright.PENANAw1n7qCanBa
81Please respect copyright.PENANAv13f0Tg03u
「襖!暴力耶你!」81Please respect copyright.PENANAE9mpf2QUQH
81Please respect copyright.PENANA4rx4Jcu2t5
便從牆壁滑流至地上,然後重新聚合,現在背對著植人醬的日狼比以前小了一號,跟以前不一樣的地方是,少了一條牛仔褲,多了一條棕色的大浴巾圍者身子,在這個款式的浴巾上,有個洞好讓日狼的狼尾巴給露出來。81Please respect copyright.PENANAFqPPSPmTTC
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植人醬疑惑了一下只是問著。81Please respect copyright.PENANAsUJBzhXu9w
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「哪來的毛巾?」81Please respect copyright.PENANAHSgzbZwYig
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「那是我的毛,哼,就跟我的牛仔褲一樣。」日狼嘀咕的回應。81Please respect copyright.PENANAeuWaftuOxV
81Please respect copyright.PENANAOQlXlAUpsD
此時植人醬就像是一副豁然開朗的樣子,開始喃喃自語。81Please respect copyright.PENANAT6vBCsfE0F
81Please respect copyright.PENANAM2onWq00fZ
「原來還可以那樣阿。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAM4fCvitr72
81Please respect copyright.PENANAnv7oy0ejJo
要形容現在的日狼,三圍和造型與其稱狼耳美少女,不如用狼耳幼女這個詞形容會更為貼切,尾巴還不時在值人面前搖動,植人醬臉頓反應比剛剛更紅了,小聲地失聲叫了一下。日狼好像聽到了,哼了一聲,但並沒有在意,反而像是在雙手搓弄研究什麼,然後非常正經的詢問。81Please respect copyright.PENANAnwWsnLcVUR
81Please respect copyright.PENANAO1s0dz7VVx
「植人醬,我認真的問你喔!」81Please respect copyright.PENANA8q8COVMNEv
81Please respect copyright.PENANAIqYplyb3Rb
「問吧!」81Please respect copyright.PENANA5O2CNAd9Mi
81Please respect copyright.PENANA16c7VuETUa
「你覺得當女生要平胸好,還是巨乳好?」81Please respect copyright.PENANAzfAlS9V0Ed
81Please respect copyright.PENANAjOY369bXcv
噴!植人醬突然像是被水嗆到一般,咳起來,日狼轉過頭來,一臉疑惑看植人醬。81Please respect copyright.PENANAU8XURfyRTL
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「這種事你自己隨便決定就好了啦!」植人醬正嚷嚷著。81Please respect copyright.PENANAA6xguxXohC
81Please respect copyright.PENANA5SHRFOlCLJ
「我就是沒當過女生,哪知道哪個比較好。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAYr8EpQ8FLf
81Please respect copyright.PENANA3waIkdlc5Q
「不知道就隨便折衷吧。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAklwIVwnUPI
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「噢。」此時日狼回過頭,注意到植人醬的臉頰紅到快燒起來的樣子。81Please respect copyright.PENANAiC5X5Si0ww
81Please respect copyright.PENANAsF5rc8FE5T
「植人醬怎麼一臉紅成那樣?」接著日狼想通了,露出一臉不懷好意的樣子。81Please respect copyright.PENANA7p5nZ9MAK8
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「哦!難不成……我是你的菜。」81Please respect copyright.PENANA7m46JgO16l
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噴!植人醬又開始咳了,然後裝作正經的說話,甚麼事都沒有。81Please respect copyright.PENANA0hoejoBUhJ
81Please respect copyright.PENANAS02TtLS066
「你才不是我的菜勒!」81Please respect copyright.PENANAs6gNZ80xA7
81Please respect copyright.PENANAGnPjZR9my7
「嘿嘿?難不成你喜歡這種體型?」81Please respect copyright.PENANAKhm1Q0veZK
81Please respect copyright.PENANAIfmZFnYZMX
「才……才沒有勒?」81Please respect copyright.PENANAiLDFz80R6t
81Please respect copyright.PENANAH7SZXImRwI
日狼開始故意在植人醬的面前擺弄身體,搖晃著尾巴,還抖著狼耳朵。81Please respect copyright.PENANAD82ot5vEQ2
81Please respect copyright.PENANAfahqfEso8F
「齁齁,植人醬的弱點,讓你嚐嚐身為狼魔王的厲害~」81Please respect copyright.PENANA8AMIxtNO5d
81Please respect copyright.PENANApDQ9ds2ljS
植人醬發出「不~~~」的聲音,用自己的手擋住自己雙眼的視線。81Please respect copyright.PENANA84jHYwrvj3
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就在此時,客廳門口那傳來東西灑落一地的聲音,倆人頓時停格,望向門口那雙腳顫抖的黃金鼠,在地上還有一袋已經打開並四處散落的葵花子零嘴,牠的眼睛隱約泛著淚光。81Please respect copyright.PENANACrWhsPicYf
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「詹姆斯?」魔王日狼說。81Please respect copyright.PENANAaSCwzMDqKM
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日狼永遠不知道這一幕,和他所說的這一句話,對他養的寵物黃金鼠小小的心靈,所造成的傷害不知道有多大,詹姆斯發出嘰嘰嘰嘰的聲音,後退了幾步,滴下了一滴眼淚,丟下自己的葵花子零嘴跑掉了。81Please respect copyright.PENANAgritLXP58z
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「詹姆斯,我代替你幹掉他。」勇者植人醬說。81Please respect copyright.PENANAA1hew2AUXl
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一邊把日狼用力推飛了出去,還順手招了一把銀劍往日狼身上插上。81Please respect copyright.PENANA0lI0kOF9ft
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「你居然敢對我放閃光!」勇者植人醬大喊著。81Please respect copyright.PENANAItl2vVDSyR
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下一秒日狼受到衝擊,高速的撞向牆壁,四濺並黏在牆壁上面扁掉,在正中心還插一把銀劍。81Please respect copyright.PENANAGc3UthfpvO
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「額……詹姆斯……算了……植人醬你都這樣欺負女生?」81Please respect copyright.PENANAoHFrlFGDVf
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「我才不認同日狼是女生,快變回男生讓我多砍幾下,哼!」81Please respect copyright.PENANABSul2Nn92P
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「不好意思,我也想變回男生,只是今天變回去的話……那裏會被炸掉……被炸掉的感覺很心痛說。」日狼長嘆了一口氣。81Please respect copyright.PENANAZpXqKLRwDA
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「那就被多炸幾次吧,然後再讓我這勇者多砍你幾下,好讓我消消氣。」81Please respect copyright.PENANAXUeJirELOY
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