我挺愛英氣颯爽的女子,所以我家盾娘就是一臉攻樣,然而,她穿起時裝也是能當個禍害的。671Please respect copyright.PENANA9EdrCw1oGY
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我想跟我師父,以及同門師兄弟們玩成一片,但二師父的門派只有高冷,高冷,再高冷,對此我只好去對好友們表達我的無奈,然後,親友告訴我,每個高冷背後,都是一顆缺乏關懷的心。671Please respect copyright.PENANAwX2j3KBZCT
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別怕,勇敢上就對了!671Please respect copyright.PENANAIyt1XnNs9y
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說的如此真切,我覺得好有道理,有沒有?於是,那天上線,我就用著非常認真的態度問我二師父,師父,從今天開始,徒兒每天舔你一口行不?671Please respect copyright.PENANA2oE5mF0c8R
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二師父的回答簡潔有力,就三個字,不喜歡。671Please respect copyright.PENANAwywe0yAdR8
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二師父,你這麼難搞,你家的人知道嗎?671Please respect copyright.PENANA9LtI8Yihhh
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就在我為二師父的油鹽不浸覺得心累,準備再次去禍害我們大蒼雲的蒼爹們時,我在友頻看見我二師父說了一句話,那句話嚇得我盾都掉了,那句話叫……671Please respect copyright.PENANAMTAh7Kwc5Q
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[二師父ID]←劍三阿諾史瓦辛格671Please respect copyright.PENANArPIF0QtWQw
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看到這話時,我覺得無限驚恐,那感覺就好像看見什麼東西披著我二師父的外皮在活動一樣,因為,那時的他,在我眼裡是個高冷,高冷中的高冷,只有更高冷,沒有最高冷。671Please respect copyright.PENANAT5dGuFJy6K
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結果,他說他是劍三阿諾史瓦辛格,我該怎麼相信那是我二師父啊!671Please respect copyright.PENANA4Czt3k4uY4
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二師父,您怎麼了?671Please respect copyright.PENANA2JOTqKsFOG
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您的高冷呢?671Please respect copyright.PENANAimHn5ux8yy
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您那高大崇尚的大蒼雲冷雪魂呢?671Please respect copyright.PENANAM6uSXuY6MN
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您嚇得我都用敬語了!671Please respect copyright.PENANAs1NqbG9pji
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最重要的是,您為什麼對待底頭徒兒們猶如寒冰般冰冷,自己一人時卻能說出這麼逗的話?671Please respect copyright.PENANATpINW0JQYd
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如果那時我清醒點,我應該就能發現端倪,這貨不是高冷,他只是個逗比,可惜,那時的我正處於一種錯愕之中,於是我駝鳥般的無視了。671Please respect copyright.PENANAENOZfuZkHs
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因為二師父切身的身教言教,讓我深刻體會到一件事,那就是,要裝逼,就高冷,那時,大師父的師兄在我一臉正經的說出這話時,立馬尖叫的說,師妹,不要!千萬不要。671Please respect copyright.PENANAwzhyHd4H9P
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我也覺得不要比較好,畢竟,我說不出凡人,汝為何打擾本座清修這種台詞。671Please respect copyright.PENANAgUsRgAHmMv
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也不知道是積怨已久,還是被野放久了,性子也真著野了,某天,我在慣例性的請安後,毫無預警的發動了崩潰模式,是的,我給二師父刷一整行的暴走發言,具體大意就是……671Please respect copyright.PENANAkNNTkvZdUW
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師父,你偶爾回頭看我一眼好不好?徒兒只是想跟你一起愉快的玩啊!(痛哭)671Please respect copyright.PENANAAnxnmp9Yu4
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那時的我真甜,要換作現在的我,大概是刷上一整排的#q捱打,外加一大段,叫你裝!讓你裝!671Please respect copyright.PENANAKvgCfEFs66
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尊師重道啥的,已是昨日黃花,不可考。671Please respect copyright.PENANAYZaeVhhz5M
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不過就當時的我來說,這行為也夠了,也不知道是我突如起來的暴走,還是我的崇敬之心起了效果,向來高冷無比,簡直不是人的二師父,經歷一段沉默後,回了我一個字,安。671Please respect copyright.PENANAEceJeH00pe
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一個安字,我就覺得心滿意足,該怎麼蹦噠就怎麼蹦噠,該打本就打本,沒想到,一個小時後,刺激的來了。671Please respect copyright.PENANAinjncKTodz
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二師父密我,夜守嗎?671Please respect copyright.PENANAB9HdVciTPS
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嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷嗷!671Please respect copyright.PENANArC6ma7kQ3K
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我二師父居然主動問我要不要夜守啊!這是天下紅雨、日毀星沉,還是我在作夢?當時我的心情激動無比,別攔我,誰都不准攔我,我要坐在屋頂上對著月亮狼嚎,只能嗷嗷嗷嗷,必須嗷嗷嗷嗷!671Please respect copyright.PENANAqopMgl2Mu6
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自從前一回夜守後,我便不曾指望我二師父會帶我夜守,沒想到,他居然問我夜守不!可是我正跟幫派的在雙十,那瞬間,我的心裡刷起了彈幕,每一行都是崩潰性十足的,放我走!671Please respect copyright.PENANAbFIIX9Pajl
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我二師父找我夜守啊!671Please respect copyright.PENANAPuSzSUWYYI
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讓我走啊!671Please respect copyright.PENANAvSynYPmwse
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我爬也要給他爬過去!671Please respect copyright.PENANATykGyft9dZ
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啊啊啊啊啊!高冷的二師父找我夜守啊!671Please respect copyright.PENANAMbatgBuV7F
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任憑我心裡如何嗷的歡騰,嗷的激蕩,現實的我卻是一臉沉靜的告訴他,師父我在雙十。671Please respect copyright.PENANAuwYdy7mFov
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我猜,二師父原本是想等我的,因為他問我,打到哪了?671Please respect copyright.PENANARTPs4oZIyi
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我回,白陶。671Please respect copyright.PENANAOAHvjysJIL
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二師父說嗯,我就開始專心擼本,我覺得如果順利的話,也許我趕得上,於是,我用著和內心崩潰刷頻截然不同的態度,專注無比的揍白陶,那一刻,我習得裝逼技能。671Please respect copyright.PENANATQz7H8diNc
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沒想到,我跟我二師父都沒猜到結局,因為我們從白陶到尾王打了半個鐘頭,二師父那邊已然滿團。(目死)671Please respect copyright.PENANAm6ho8SkBD6
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那瞬間,我覺得,我感受到來自世界的惡意。671Please respect copyright.PENANA9DOTpR2tlQ
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樓主是個好強的傢伙,哪怕內心崩潰的亂七八糟,內心彈幕刷了滿頻,內心有個蛋黃哥正躺在棉被上嚶嚶嚶嚶,表面仍裝作沒事的說,師父,下次帶我一起玩。671Please respect copyright.PENANAKi9tvUTYMu
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二師父答應的很乾脆,但我依然覺得,沒那麼容易。671Please respect copyright.PENANA8kidpMB9ws
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總之,等轉過身,我立馬對小夥伴們開啟崩潰模式,嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚,二師父頭次主動問我出本,我卻在雙十!還有什麼比這更大的惡意跟悲劇嗎!沒有!671Please respect copyright.PENANAf7p4HVrFAM
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夜守再見!