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Itsy Witsy's Playcare Denies Rumors That Animatronics Are Conscious
If you're a loyal follower of this newspaper, then you're aware that for three months, there have been rumors that something fishy has been going on at Itsy's Playdate. From blacked out letters to leaked confidential documents, clearly something is going on at Itsy's. And now we may finally have the answer.
As you may be aware, recently a neighboring business, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, had to shut down after repeated incidents with the animatronics within the store. With these attacks has come an important question: who's controlling those animatronics? And, while we've not gotten any answer, all evidence has implied that it may be the very animatronics that control themselves. Of course, that requires evidence.
Well, according to one person, who worked at the daycare and chooses to remain anonymous, the workers have had incidents with the animatronics for nearly two years now. Their current theory is a virus, but obviously no one has bothered to fix it. Another person, who has also chosen to remain anonymous, reports having seen one of the animatronics kill a worker as they were walking by. Several kids also report having seen or heard an animatronic say something creepy or frightening to them.
So something is obviously going on. But why is the company hiding it? Well, essentially it comes down to money. The longer they can manage to stay open, the more money they make. Plus, the mystery attracts people to some extent. So, unless we do something, nothing will change. That's why we need to stop dropping our kids off at Itsy Witsy's Playcare. For both their safety and ours, it needs to stop.
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Itsy Witsy's Playcare Closes After Child Is Killed By Animatronic
Hey, y'all, welcome back to my daily blog, I'm Up-to-date. Itsy's Playcare was a famous daycare that many parents would send their kids to while they worked. However, for several months, it has been denying rumors that its robotic animatronic helpers are actually psychotic murderers. After several months, and a week-long boycott, Itsy Witsy's Playcare has actually, finally stated that it will be closing its doors for the last time.
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Worker Reports Plans To Reopen Itsy Witsy's Playcare
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So what is Itsy Witsy's Playcare? Well, twenty years ago, it was a very famous daycare used by thousands of parents. It was so famous because it used animatronics based on old nursery rhymes that kids loved. However, ten years ago, after several attacks on workers and kids, including the killing of three kids and the extreme injury of another, Itsy Witsy's was closed down. And for ten years, it just sat there, a long-forgotten memory. However, recently, there have been rumors that plans are being made to reopen the daycare. Now, I personally think it's dumb to do so, but to each their own. However, I think - can you hear that barking? The people in the apartment next to ours have a really loud dog. Anyway, I think that they should at least exercise some caution. Now, is this an actual video? Not really, just wanted to share my thoughts, and I apologize for this huge waste of time. But as always, I hoped you enjoyed, if you did, consider joining my Patreon, where I post uncut versions, behind the scenes, and uncensored cursing, if that's your thing, so check that out, I'll link it in the description, and also consider joining my Discord, where we get into all sorts of wacky conversations, and don't forget, you're awesome, and anyone who tells you different, feel free to punch them in the face. Love you all, and I'll see you in the next one. Byeeeeee!
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