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    falabilaba
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    我喜歡病嬌的小說，但是好看的好少，所以我決定自己寫一本來拋磚引玉。
    順帶一提，我超討厭異世界轉生和龍傲天元素。
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病嬌 佛系更新 輕鬆風格 本地主角
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序章
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被變成樹了
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奶子很重要，但是生命也很重要
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第一個夜晚
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我發芽啦
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該吃早餐了
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我不餓，嘴饞而已
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時間是如此漫長
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side:安柏
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愛惜樹木人人有責
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簽約時要注意底下有沒有多墊一層啊
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好的開始，大概吧？
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side:瑪莉娜2
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某個古老的詩章
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side:史密斯
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開花，但是我不想結果
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我到底看見了什麼？
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大笨蛋
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拙劣的藉口
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投懷送抱的女人必定有詐！
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走為上策
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蘋果和削皮刀
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狗嘴吐不出象牙
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鬱悶時就來河邊吧
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side:西爾維
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慢慢來，不要急
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馬鈴薯
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美麗的刺客
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肌耐力訓練
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貪婪的人
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鳩佔鵲巢
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北境輓歌：霜之哀傷
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計畫趕不上變化
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狼性
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波光蕩漾
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傲慢與偏見
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自古新兵幸運E
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亡骸騎士
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結束了嗎？
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餘燼
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背水一戰
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星火燎原
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只想跟你在一起
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野生的大叔出現了
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矛盾
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灰燼
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堅持
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異教徒
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神話
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劍術是藝術
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蠟燭
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躁動
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相性不合
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伊人何在
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矯情與淚
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花很漂亮
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睹物思情
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燭台
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稀客
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好冷，真的好冷
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勇者的隊伍不能只有前排
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勇者的隊伍不能只有前排(修改版)
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軟弱的話
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讓我看看你
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不受待見
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燻魚
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不公平
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事前準備
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打破平靜
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不甜了
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傲慢的龍
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無能為力
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狂妄之徒
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殺身成仁
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說走就走
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老祖宗的智慧
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菇朋草友
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在靜謐的森林裡，陽光祝福之地，有一顆形狀迥異的樹。

沒錯，那就是我。約翰。

一年前，我照常在森林裡採野菜，趁著休息的空檔小便時，意外的被自稱是森林看守者的精靈給發現了。

瞬間就被以褻瀆森林聖地的罪名，給變成一顆人形樹。

(等等，至少讓我穿好褲子啊！)


村里的大家，路過的冒險者，誰都好，救救我啊！

話說，你這個臭精靈，不要以為你胸部很大就可以每天來跟我傾倒你的情緒垃圾啊，渾蛋。

趕快把我變回去啊！

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#1
第一卷
5 Likes
110 Reads
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#2
第二卷
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#3
序章
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#4
被變成樹了
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奶子很重要，但是生命也很重要
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我發芽啦
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該吃早餐了
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我不餓，嘴饞而已
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時間是如此漫長
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愛惜樹木人人有責
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好的開始，大概吧？
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某個古老的詩章
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開花，但是我不想結果
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我到底看見了什麼？
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大笨蛋
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拙劣的藉口
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#32
投懷送抱的女人必定有詐！
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#34
走為上策
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蘋果和削皮刀
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#36
狗嘴吐不出象牙
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77 Reads
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#37
鬱悶時就來河邊吧
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0 Comments
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#38
side:西爾維
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78 Reads
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#39
慢慢來，不要急
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#40
馬鈴薯
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79 Reads
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#41
美麗的刺客
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80 Reads
0 Comments
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#42
肌耐力訓練
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75 Reads
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#43
貪婪的人
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side:瑪莉娜3
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#45
鳩佔鵲巢
1 Like
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#46
北境輓歌：霜之哀傷
1 Like
70 Reads
0 Comments
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#47
計畫趕不上變化
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80 Reads
0 Comments
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#48
狼性
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52 Reads
0 Comments
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#49
side:瑪莉娜4
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#50
波光蕩漾
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#51
傲慢與偏見
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#52
自古新兵幸運E
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#53
亡骸騎士
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76 Reads
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#54
結束了嗎？
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65 Reads
0 Comments
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#55
餘燼
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0 Comments
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#56
背水一戰
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#57
星火燎原
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0 Comments
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#58
side:瑪莉娜5
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side:西爾維2
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side:史密斯3
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#61
只想跟你在一起
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side:西爾維3
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#63
野生的大叔出現了
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#64
矛盾
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0 Comments
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#65
灰燼
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#66
堅持
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#67
異教徒
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65 Reads
0 Comments
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#68
神話
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67 Reads
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#69
劍術是藝術
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0 Comments
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#70
蠟燭
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63 Reads
0 Comments
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#71
躁動
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131 Reads
0 Comments
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#72
相性不合
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69 Reads
0 Comments
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#73
伊人何在
2 Likes
64 Reads
0 Comments
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#74
矯情與淚
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77 Reads
0 Comments
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#75
花很漂亮
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70 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#76
睹物思情
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#77
燭台
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110 Reads
0 Comments
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#78
稀客
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0 Comments
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#79
好冷，真的好冷
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66 Reads
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#80
談判
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0 Comments
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#81
勇者的隊伍不能只有前排
1 Like
62 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#82
勇者的隊伍不能只有前排(修改版)
1 Like
81 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#83
軟弱的話
1 Like
74 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#84
讓我看看你
2 Likes
88 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#85
不受待見
1 Like
73 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#86
燻魚
1 Like
65 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#87
不公平
1 Like
68 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#88
事前準備
1 Like
55 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#89
打破平靜
2 Likes
57 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#90
不甜了
1 Like
56 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#91
傲慢的龍
2 Likes
67 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#92
無能為力
2 Likes
50 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#93
狂妄之徒
2 Likes
46 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#94
殺身成仁
2 Likes
53 Reads
1 Comment
☰
#95
說走就走
2 Likes
76 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#96
老祖宗的智慧
2 Likes
25 Reads
0 Comments
☰
#97
菇朋草友
2 Likes
15 Reads
0 Comments
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